Survivalist Tip: If you own a house, buy a donkey or a mule – preferably one that’s already been weaned – and keep it in your back yard to raise. These animals may be stubborn (which is why Mexicans can identify with them), but they’re also very strong. They can carry all your survivalist gear over long distances, especially water, food rations and beer. They’ll be helpful when you have to navigate rough terrain and climb over the mounds of fat people who killed each other fighting for the last bag of chips.
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