Pissed Off Pachyderms

If you need a feel-good story for the week, this might be it.  I hate to make light of someone’s tragic death, but then again, I don’t feel too sad for this guy.  Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old vineyard owner millionaire from California, traveled to Gabon in April to hunt for yellow-backed duiker – a small, forest-dwelling antelope indigenous to Central Africa.  A big game hunter, Dosio possessed a large trophy hunting collection.

On April 17, Dosio and his entourage were marching through the Lopé-Okanda rainforest when they stumbled upon five female African elephants.  Among the small herd was a calf.  African elephants are the largest land animals on Earth; weighing up to 6 tons (6,000 kg) and reaching heights of 11 feet (3.35 m).

I don’t know what exactly happened; if Dosio or anyone in his group antagonized the animals or simply couldn’t get out of the way in time.  But, like any animal, elephants are extremely protective of their young, and perceive anyone who approaches them as a threat.

Trophy hunting remains controversial, with proponents claiming it helps to fund conservation efforts and detractors declaring it places additional stress on already vulnerable animal populations.

Again, I’m not celebrating Dosio’s death, but I’m not quite feeling mournful.  Trophy hunting serves no purpose except to feed the bloated egos of self-styled elitists.  A one-way plane ticket to Africa from the United States can cost a minimal of USD 800 just for an economy seat.  That money could be better spent as a donation to a wildlife fund.  But I’m not one to tell people how to spend their money.

Still, here’s one small victory for the animal planet!

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Draft Well

Recently President Trump signed an Executive Order that will impact military readiness in the U.S.  Beginning in December 2026 all able-bodied males in the country will be automatically registered for Selective Service (the military draft) upon turning 18.  The late former President Jimmy Carter reinstituted the Selective Service system in 1980, requiring all males born in the U.S. since 1960 to register for the draft within 30 days of their 18th birthday.  A number of lawsuits against the system in the following decades have failed to reverse the policy.

The penalties for failing to register are severe:

  • Fines up to $250,000 and/or 5 years in prison.
  • Ineligible for federal jobs and many state, local, and municipal positions.
  • Ineligible for federal student financial aid (FAFSA), including Pell Grants and federal student loans.
  • Non-citizens can be denied citizenship (naturalization).
  • Roughly 40 states and Washington, D.C., deny driver’s licenses or renewal for non-registration.
  • Ineligible for training under the federal Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act.

Yes…a $250,000 fine and up to 5 years in prison…for failing to register to serve (unwillingly) in the military of a nation that still maintains an incredibly unequal justice system and wealth structure.  (Understand that Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman each murdered someone and got away with it.)

Again, this system only applies to men. 

Now Trump wants to make it more difficult to evade compulsory military service.  Well…he should know.  Like his Republican predecessor, George W. Bush, he did just about everything he could to avoid compulsory military service more than a half century ago.

One of my best friends, Preston*, has two 20-something sons and voted for Trump during all three of his presidential runs.  As the 2024 elections approached, he expressed concern that a Kamala Harris presidency would result in military action in Ukraine; meaning Harris would enact the military draft, and his sons could be impacted.  I was concerned about that, too, but I was more concerned that Trump would get back into office and take military action against Iran; the same way Bush invaded Iraq under the false pretense of protecting the world from an Iraqi-based nuclear war.

I was right.

Trump got into office and – under the guise of safeguarding the globe against an Iranian-inspired nuclear Armageddon, as well as defending Israel – attacked the Middle Eastern county.  Now, Preston is even more worried.

So am I.

In August of 1990, Iraq unexpectedly invaded Kuwait.  Fearful they were the next targets, the Saudi royal family fled their palaces and asked the U.S. for help.  As that year came to an end, then-President George H.W. Bush sent troops into the Saudi desert.  Ultimately Iraqi forces surrendered without much of a fight, but about 300 U.S. service personnel died in battle.  Shortly before the conflict erupted, Saudi leadership – still safely ensconced abroad – demanded that our people in uniform remove emblems of the U.S. flag from their attire.  They somehow found it offensive.  Bush bowed to the Saudi sheiks and ordered the removals.

Pull our boys out, was the first response from most U.S. citizens, including me.  It was an outrage.  If it hadn’t been for American demand for oil, the Saudis would still be living in ornate tents in the desert, picking sand fleas out of their ass.  The Bush family’s loyalty to the Saudi regime became apparent in the immediate aftermath of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, when the Bush Administration allowed several Saudi nationals to leave the U.S., while other travelers remained trapped at airports and hotels.

Shortly before the Persian Gulf War began, I visited my local gym and heard one young man ask another, “Ready to go?” in reference to the conflict.

I was 27 then and thought it was a real possibility knowing our political leaders’ penchant for war.  My father – who had been drafted into the U.S. Army and sent to Korea nearly four decades earlier – was also concerned.  He became especially incensed when the Saudi royal family demanded U.S. military personnel remove the American flag emblems from their uniforms; cursing the clan in both English and Spanish.

Throughout Bill Clinton’s presidency, his right-wing adversaries condemned his lack of military experience; labeling him with that dreaded “draft-dodger” moniker.  From 1968 to 1970, he was a Rhodes Scholar at the University of Oxford where he openly protested the Vietnam War.  But a large number of American expatriates did.  When he returned to his native Arkansas, he placed his name back into the draft lottery (to maintain his “political viability”) and drew a high enough number not to be sent into the conflict.

As the 2000 presidential election arose, conservatives were eager to prop up only one man: then-Texas Governor George W. Bush.  The eldest son of the nation’s 41st President, George H.W. Bush, the younger Bush graduated from Harvard in 1968 – and found himself eligible for military conscription.  He immediately managed to secure a position in the Texas Air National Guard (at a time when such spots were sparse and difficult to obtain).  After his initial four year stint was over, he reenlisted and then somehow was able to switch to the Alabama National Guard; in part, he later said, to work on the presidential campaign of George Wallace.  That second hitch should have been completed in 1976.  But no real record exists of Bush completing his service.  And then – as things tend to occur – misfortune arrived and Bush’s military records mysteriously disintegrated in a warehouse fire.

Bush’s Vice President, Dick Cheney, also came under scrutiny for his lack of military service.  During the 2000 campaign, Cheney declared he had “other priorities” during the Vietnam fiasco; receiving a number of draft deferments – mostly educational and one because he was a new father.

The same band of right-wingers who excoriated Clinton for his lack of military service weren’t so quick to demand a full accounting from either Bush or Cheney.  Also, in 2000, then Sen. John McCain sought the GOP nomination.  Coming from a long line of U.S. Navy officers, McCain served in Vietnam and was a pilot shot down over Hanoi in 1968, captured by enemy forces and held hostage for five years.  But the Bush political machine had the audacity to question not only McCain’s military service (which was there for all to see) but also his patriotism.  The same flag and country crowd who had demonized Clinton suddenly had no qualms belittling a real American military hero.

Now we come to Trump.  Donald “bone spurs” Trump.

No one has a desire to do something unpleasant – like pay taxes or wait in line at the grocery store.  And certainly nobody wants to go to war.  War is not just ugly; it’s stupid and pointless.

One Saturday evening in the late 1970s, my parents hosted a few friends over for a casual gathering.  Among them was a longtime male friend who brought along a young woman we hadn’t met before.  She seemed pleasant enough.  At some point, during a discussion, the subject of the Vietnam War came up.  The U.S. had just fled Vietnam in an ignominious defeat a few years earlier.  All of the men in the group had served in the U.S. military.  A few of them, including my father, had been drafted.  The aforementioned young woman mentioned that a young man she had been dating about a decade earlier had failed to heed his conscription notice and – apparently feeling intensely patriotic – reported him to some authority.  She said he got drafted anyway.

I remember the brief quiet that settled over our cavernous den.

“Wow,” my father finally muttered.  “How brave of you.”

And the conversation ended.

Don’t ask someone to do something you’re not at least willing to try – which is one reason why men have no business demanding women get pregnant.

I’m genuinely worried about Preston’s sons, as well as for any other young man who may get swept up into this conflict-laden world.  But I’m concerned for the greater population.  Despite all the patriotic bravado, the 2003 Iraq War really was about gaining access to the region’s oil.

I see the same outcome with Iran.

*Name changed

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Happy Mother’s Day 2026!

“A mother’s love for her child is like nothing else in the world.  It knows no law, no pity.  It dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.”

Agatha Christie

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May 2026 Literary Calendar

Events in the month of May for writers and readers

American Cheese Month

Arthritis Awareness Month

Asian American and Pacific Islander Month (U.S.)

Be Kind to Animals Month

Better Sleep Month

Get Caught Reading Month

Indian Heritage Month

Jewish American Heritage Month

Labor History Month

Mental Health Awareness Month

Military Appreciation Month

National Allergy and Asthma Awareness Month

National Anxiety Month

National Meditation Month

National Pet Month

Short Story Month

Famous May Birthdays

Other May Events

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Earth Day 2026

“There is hope in the resilience of nature.”

Jane Goodall

Earth Day 2026

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Creepy Easter Photos 2026

“Two thousand years ago, Jesus is crucified. Three days later, he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps, and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.”
Billy Crystal

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Happy Easter 2026

“Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the Winter Olympics.”
Marvin Olasky

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Chavez Chaos

A statue of United Farm Workers union co-founder Cesar Chavez stands at Cesar Chavez Park at a Cesar Chavez Commemorative in Phoenix, Arizona. Photo by Erica Stapleton

People of Spanish ancestry have a long history here in the United States.  Spaniards made the first permanent European settlement in what would become the U.S. and had reached the Pacific coast before the arrival of their English and French counterparts.  Unlike the English and French, however, Spanish colonizers generally didn’t view the indigenous peoples of the Americas as obtuse savages. 

Despite this extensive heritage, Hispanics have often been left out of American history and – as a result – we’ve had few heroic figures in mainstream literature and news.  One noteworthy individual, however, is the late César Chavez.

Born in Arizona in 1927, Chavez joined his parents and other family members in one of the most strenuous of jobs: crop-picking.  It’s an industry that’s inherently fickle and strenuous.  It can also be unforgiving, especially during Chavez’s youth.  His family moved frequently, barely surviving each year, and eventually settled in California.  After a brief stint in the U.S. Navy, Chavez returned home and to the fields of various crops…where things hadn’t changed much.  Sometime in the late 1950s Chavez’s frustration with the farming business metamorphosed into political action and, in 1960, he led a gallery of farmworkers in creating the National Farm Worker Association, which sought to improve working conditions for people who toiled in farming.  They demanded higher pay and better working conditions.  Most farmworkers were non-White, but regardless of race or ethnicity, all worked hard to feed American families, as they struggled to care for their own.

After his death in 1993, a number of communities across the Southeastern U.S. named, or renamed, schools and streets after Chavez.  It was homage to a common man who understood the struggles of average working people – even if others didn’t understand or appreciate it.

One night around 1996, I was driving through East Dallas with a friend, when we passed an elementary school recently with Chavez’s name broadly displayed across the front.

“What do they teach there?!” my friend exclaimed, before adding something about picking fruits and vegetables.

In the midst of a busy urban thoroughfare, I literally slammed on the brakes of my truck and yelled back, “What the fuck that’s supposed to mean?!”

My friend is a little more than a decade older than me and was born and raised in what he and his sister called “LA” – Lower Alabama.  He’s a true southerner who likes boiled peanuts and fried green tomatoes – two foods I’ve purposefully avoided.  He’s also somewhat of a Confederate loyalist and would get annoyed when I said the Confederate Army were traitors to the United States.

“Now, you’re making fun of my heritage,” he once told me.

So I guess – with the Chavez vegetable quip – we were even.

One of the people who helped Chavez organize his movement was Dolores Huerta.  A New México native, Huerta, like Chavez, had worked in the farming trade and personally witnessed the mistreatment of its workers.

Now – more than three decades after the death of Chavez – Huerta has turned against him.  In a recent stunning admission, Huerta claims Chavez raped her twice in the 1960s; impregnating her both times.  She carried each pregnancy to term and gave up the babies to other families.  She says she didn’t come forward years earlier for a number of personal reasons; in part because no one openly discussed sexual assault at the time of the alleged offenses, but also because she didn’t want to undermine the mission of the farmworkers coalition.  At the age of 95, Huerta really has nothing to lose.

Who’s going to call her a liar?

Now everything Chavez did has come under scrutiny.  Almost overnight he has become the Bill Cosby of the Hispanic community – a man revered for decades as a leader and humanitarian whose reputation has come into question.  The primary difference, of course, is that Chavez wasn’t an actor or a comedian and he’s now dead.

Last Tuesday, March 31, would have been Chavez’s 99th birthday.  Communities across the Southwestern U.S. have been celebrating it as a venerable holiday.  Many Hispanics have been demanding an official federal holiday (akin to Martin Luther King) be established to honor Chavez.

Recently Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered the state NOT to recognize Chavez on March 31.  It’s interesting – hypocritical actually – considering that Abbott and other Republican officials were reticent to disavow allegiance to Confederate soldiers – a group that wanted to divide the nation over the issue of slavery.  Many conservatives argued vehemently against removing monuments to the Civil War Confederacy, but are now quick to obliterate anything honoring Chavez.

More than a quarter of the way into the 21st century, we’re still dealing with this shit.

So what to do now?

I’m publishing this essay on April 4, 2026 – the 58th anniversary of the assassination of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.  King had always asked people to be judged on the “content of their character”.  That’s not just a bit of poetic verbiage.  It’s actually a sensible practice.

Yet, how much character can overcome egregious behavior?  Behavior that occurred years ago.

I simply don’t know.  The chaos surrounding Chavez’s legacy has been set in motion and won’t die down anytime soon.

As always we have to keep moving forward.

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April 2026 Literary Calendar

Events in the month of April for writers and readers

Arab-American Heritage Month

Child Abuse Awareness Month

Dog Appreciation Month

Earth Month

Genocide Awareness Month

Global Astronomy Month

International Guitar Month

Mathematics & Statistics Awareness Month

National Alcohol Awareness Month (U.S.)

National Card & Letter Writing Month (U.S.)

National Fair Housing Month (U.S.)

National Humor Month (U.S.)

National Poetry Month (U.S.)

School Library Month (U.S.)

Famous April Birthdays

Other April Events

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Gladiating

Jacqueline Susann’s 1973 novel “Once Is Not Enough” is filled with enough drama, heartbreak, romance, intrigue and sexual indiscretions to send any family into therapy for decades.  The central character, January Wayne, returns home to New York City after being hospitalized in Switzerland for nearly three years.  That part alone rivals the best (or worst) any Mexican telenovela can deliver.  In many ways the world she left three years earlier hasn’t changed, but in most others, it’s radically different.  As is befitting a Susann story, January encounters a plethora of strange figures: one of the world’s richest women; a vile magazine editor; a hyper-masculine novelist; and a physician with salaciously ulterior motives, among other cretins.  Almost sounds like one of my old family gatherings!

To some extent “Once Is Not Enough” is a commentary on the myriad social upheavals in the U.S. at the time of its publication.  Right now, though, I wonder if many Americans have been suffering from subtle amnesia – or are just innately sadistic.

A generation ago we had a president who launched an unexpected war upon a Middle East nation that – along with a slew of heavy tax breaks for the wealthiest citizens – culminated in the worst economic downturn in almost a century.  George W. Bush used the horrors of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks to justify an invasion of Iraq less than two years later.  To date that fiasco has cost the U.S. an estimated USD 6 trillion.  That’s just in hard U.S. dollars.  But the cost in mental and physical health is immeasurable.

Now we’re at it again.  The Trump Administration has attacked Iran – one of the U.S.’s most loathsome enemies.  Until 1979, we had a cordial diplomatic relationship with Iranian leadership, including the late Mohammad Reza Pahlavi.  He had risen to prominence in the immediate aftermath of World War II and guided Iran into something of a progressive new era.

But Pahlavi had also instituted a repressive dictatorship and exhibited an extravagant lifestyle for him, his family and others in the small elite class.  His ardent efforts to Westernize and secularize Iran, along with depending strongly on the United States, alienated his own people and culminated in a student uprising that forced him and his family into exile.  The same uprising ambushed the U.S. embassy in Tehran in November 1979 that led to holding several Americans hostage for over a year.

It was our first battle with radical Islam and it caught the U.S. completely off-guard.  At the time the “Cold War” was still raging, and the Soviet Union remained the most serious foreign threat.  Iran wasn’t on the radar of diplomatic instability.

Recently the Trump Administration invaded Venezuela to capture its president, Nicolás Maduro, who the world has denounced as an illegitimate leader.  A global coalition of democratic states claims Maduro ascended to the Venezuelan presidency in January 2019 after a rigged election.  Somehow, the 2000 and 2016 presidential elections in the U.S. come to mind whenever I hear the term “rigged election”.

Now Trump has set his sights on two more foes: Cuba and Colombia.  Cuba has been on the American shit-list for over 60 years, and Colombia has a long history of political assassinations and drug trafficking.  Bush had used the excuse of nuclear weaponry to invade Iraq, and even critics later admitted the country was better off without its brutal leader, Saddam Hussein.  The world would be better off without many autocrats – including Trump.

But is it the duty of the U.S. to remove every such character?

We all know the adage that, when old men go to war, young men die.  Right now, though, it seems when the billionaire class goes to war, the middle and lower classes die.

And here we are again.  Once may not be enough in regards to love, sex and a good back rub.  But one war is always one too many.

My first edition copy of “Once Is Not Enough”

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