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Happy Mother’s Day 2022

“They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons – because they installed them.”

Robin Williams

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Happy Valentine’s Day 2022!

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From the ‘Creepy as Shit Files – January 15, 2022

Actress Megan Fox, best known for her roles in the Transformers franchise, and rap singer Machine Gun Kelly (Colson Baker) recently announced on their respective Instagram accounts that, after more than a year of dating, they are engaged.

“In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree,” Fox wrote in the caption of her post.  “We asked for magic.  We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time.  Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.”

It gets better – or worse, depending on your age category and romantic predilections.

Fox continued: “And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes…and then we drank each other’s blood.”

Call me old-fashioned, but what happened to engagement rings?  Blood?!  I would have preferred a shot of tequila and a hand job – not necessarily in that order.  But again, I’m old school when it comes to love and romance.

And I feel so sad for that banyan tree; having to witness that kind of psychosis on full display.  Let us hope and pray it can get the proper therapy and go on to lead a happy arboreal life.

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Sappiest Quote of the Week – March 6, 2021

“I actually like President Trump. He’s been very nice to me.  He’s allowed me to be in his world. He allows me to give my two cents worth on issues when he was president.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham, expressing his truest sentiments about former President Donald Trump on “The Sean Hannity Show” 03/01/21

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Happy Valentine’s Day 2021!

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”

Pearl Bailey

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

Ambrose Bierce

“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.”

Lewis Black

“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”

George Burns

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”

Carroll Bryant

“A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”

Cher

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”

Agatha Christie

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

Joan Crawford

“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

Phyllis Diller

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”

Albert Einstein

“I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.”

Cameron Esposito

“Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day.  That’s not weird at all.”

Jimmy Fallon

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.”

Will Ferrell

“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be … well, January.”

Jim Gaffigan

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”

Richard Jeni

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”

Natasha Leggero

“You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.”

Mike Primavera

“I love being married.  It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

Rita Rudner

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

Charles M. Schulz

“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women; a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom.”

Jerry Seinfeld

“Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener.”

Pauline Thomason

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”

Lily Tomlin

“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”

Mae West

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”

Henny Youngman

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December 2020 Countdown – December 31!

“Stand for something or you will fall for anything.  Today’s mighty oak is yesterday’s nut that held its ground.”

Rosa Parks

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December 2020 Countdown – December 30!

“If you think taking care of yourself is selfish, change your mind.  If you don’t, you’re simply ducking your responsibilities.”

Ann Richards

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December 2020 Countdown – December 29!

“If there is no struggle, there is no progress.  Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning.  They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters.”

Frederick Douglass

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December 2020 Countdown – December 28!

“It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.”

Gabriel García Márquez

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December 2020 Countdown – December 27!

“You must do the thing you think you cannot do.”

Eleanor Roosevelt

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