As of February 4, 2012, there are 320 days until December 21, 2012; the day in which the world will enter Baktun 12. That’s when our present universe will implode, self-destruct, annihilate itself – which may not be a bad thing if you’ve watched network television lately. To heighten the suspense and feed the paranoid – er – concerned masses, I present this daily ‘Mayan Countdown Calendar’ for your reference, complete with helpful hints to help you survive in the traumatic aftermath.
Survivalist Tip: In the event someone besides you lives through the apocalypse, make certain you’ve shredded all documents bearing your name, birth date, social security number and underwear sizes. Even in the aftermath, you still don’t want to deal with something as petty as identify theft. It’ll hamper your search for food, water and any leftover Xanax.
Chief Writing Wolf 