Survivalist Tip: As December 21st approaches, begin stockpiling chocolate. It’s well-documented that chocolate was – and still is – a food of the Mayan deities. It was reserved strictly for Mayan royalty who would use chocolate in various ceremonial practices. They even created chocolate enemas! And, as a result, they were able to chart stars in the night skies and develop complicated math formulas. But, chocolate isn’t just a comfort food; it’s a top antioxidant. Loaded with caffeine, it’s also a good source of energy, which will help you on those long treks across barren wastelands. And, if any member of your posse gets out of hand, just ram a chocolate bar up their ass.
Chief Writing Wolf 