Survivalist Tip: Collect large bags of pure salt to fight off zombies. Many apocalypse survivors will be zombified in the aftermath. Roman Catholics, Orthodox Jews, Fundamentalist Muslims and most residents of East Texas are particularly vulnerable to this phenomenon. Mormons won’t survive the fury, so you won’t have to worry about them. Zombies are defenseless against a barrage of sodium granules. Just make sure there’s no wind blowing in your direction when you hurl the salt into their faces. Otherwise it’ll blind you, and the zombies will take that as an invitation to dinner.
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