“I’m glad that you played the Rachel Maddow clip because I think she is the best argument in favor of her parents using contraception. I would be all for that. And all of the rest of the crowd at MSNBC, too, for that matter.”
— Fox News pundit Cal Thomas in a speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).
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hole – n., O.E. = Thomas
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