Survivalist Tip: Get a geographical map of North America that displays all of the indigenous nations. Europeans like to think they were the first to develop maps with geographic and / or human-made boundaries, but as usual, they’re wrong! The native peoples of North America had the entire region divided up completely – even the deserts of what is now the American Southwest. Obviously all that chocolate and peyoté did some good! You’ll need one of these specialized maps because, in the aftermath of the apocalypse, all post-Columbian boundaries will be eliminated, as North America returns to its rightful place on Earth. Even if you’re not Indian, you’ll still be able to survive if you know you’re way around the land. If you have no sense of direction and get lost easily, don’t worry. With a map in your skeletonized hand, future explorers will know you at least tried. If you’re Indian AND you get lost easily, then you just need to go ahead and punch out now because you’ve brought shame upon your people, and the gods will kill you anyway!
Chief Writing Wolf 