Survivalist Tip: One practical food source – better than spam or rice cakes – is kelp. Known by its scientific name of seaweed [weedicus oceania], kelp is actually high-class algae, but it’s a rich source of vitamins, minerals and proteins. It’s why aquatic life has been able to survive millions of years, despite the garbage humanity puts into the oceans; such as sewage, nuclear waste and political ads. Kelp is especially high in iodine, which is critical for proper glandular function and metabolism. And, in the apocalyptic aftermath, the last thing you need to worry about is a gland failing at the worst possible time; like scavenging for food, or burying a loved one you had to kill because they panicked when their metabolism gave out. Kelp grows along coastlines, so if you live by the seashore, you can easily snag some and freeze dry it. If you live further inland and don’t care to move to a coastal area because of such safety threats as tsunamis or celebrities, you can purchase kelp in capsule, powder, or tablet form. It’ll keep you going amidst all the upheaval – at least until your favorite pizzeria can open again.
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