Survivalist Tip: Get some mosquito nets. You might have to flee your home and – especially if you live in a coastal area, or Detroit – you could end up outside for a while in a hostile environment. This means bugs, such as flies, mosquitoes, gnats and former professional athletes. These bugs can carry all sorts of diseases, like yellow fever, malaria and gingivitis. In the apocalyptic aftermath, you can’t afford to deal with these kinds of ailments. You can place the mosquito nets around you and your loved ones, mainly at night, to ward off those unsavory insects. Place it around you and your loved ones during the day to camouflage you from any IRS auditors who might have survived the apocalypse. That’s unlikely, since the Mayan gods will dispense with the least desirable individuals first. But, stranger things have happened, so it’s better to be safe!
Chief Writing Wolf 