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Photos of a Dying Sea

Located in Central Asia, the Aral Sea is bordered by Kazakhstan to the north and west and by Uzbekistan to the south and east.  It once was the fourth-largest inland sea, or salt-water lake, in the world, fed by the Amu Darya and Syr Darya Rivers.  Now, it is a mere fraction of its former self, reduced to less than a quarter of its original size.  Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan were part of the former Soviet Union and attained independence in the 1990’s, as the Soviet regime collapsed.  In the 1960’s, the Soviet government began damning up the Amu Darya and Syr Darya Rivers, as part of an expansive farming project.  But, the consequences were dire for the Aral Sea.  As its source waters were siphoned off, the Aral began to shrink, leaving a vast desert that has proven toxic for residents living near its former coastlines.  Efforts by Kazakhstan to restore as much of the sea are ongoing, but the situation is still dire.  Here are some photographs showing the refuse left behind, including plenty of ships that got stranded as the waters receded.

Locomotive Rock, seen here from the Ust-Urt Plateau on the western side of the South Aral Sea in September of 2005, used to be mostly underwater. Before the Aral Sea receded, Kazakh fishermen would climb the rock and leave fish as an offering for a good catch.

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Faithless and Footless

So, I guess if you’re faithless and footless, you’re not just out of luck, you have nowhere to go either way!  Well, hell!

 

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Official Liquid-Plumr Double Impact Commercial

This may be the official Liquid-Plumr commercial, but it’d probably drive the conservative right crazy and piss off the feminist left.  So I can’t see it on the air any time soon.  Enjoy nonetheless!  I think I missed my true calling in life – advertising.  What did you think?  Plumbing?!  Get your minds out of the drain!  But, leave me a number where I can reach you after midnight.

 

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Utah Woman Gives Birth to Third Leap Day Baby

From left, Louise Estes, holds her new-born daughter Jade as her sons Xavier, 8, and Remington, 4, sit nearby at Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo, Utah, on February 29, 2012. Photo: Mark Johnston, Daily Herald.

In one of the rarest achievements in family planning, a Utah woman has given birth on a third consecutive Leap Day, tying a record set by a Norwegian family in the 1960’s.

David and Louise Estes’ daughter Jade was born February 29 in Provo, four years after their son Remington was born on February 29, 2008, and eight years after their son Xavier was born February 29, 2004.  Jade was already five days overdue when doctors induced labor and managed to hit the elusive date.

The only other known case of triple Leap Day babies is the Henriksen family of Norway, which logged February 29th births in 1960, 1964 and 1968, according to the Guinness World Records.

All those kids may belong to one of the most unique clubs on Earth, but I still feel sympathy for anyone born on February 29th.

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Viagra Panel

Damn, these old broads look like the nuns who taught me in grade school!  I still think we should take sex out of the homes and schools and put it back in the pool halls and porn shops where it belongs.

 

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Follow Instructions Carefully

 

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Penalty!

Unnecessary gesturing!

 

 

 

 

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For All My Republican Friends and Relatives

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, ask them to choose from this list.

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because, while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE.”

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

On that note, God bless America!

 

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God Save America!

If you look real close, you can tell that’s Glenn Beck behind the makeup.

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Life in Dallas!

 

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