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In Memoriam – Phyllis Diller, 1917 – 2012

Comedy icon Phyllis Diller – who paved the road for generations of female entertainers with tacky dresses and a loud cackle – died early Monday morning at her home in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles.  She was 95.  Her son, Perry, “found her with a smile on her face,” said Diller’s manager, Milt Suchin.  That’s more than appropriate, since Diller lived a life of self-deprecation.

She got started late.  In March of 1955, at age 37, Diller took the stage at San Francisco’s Purple Onion Club for her first stand-up performance.  It seemed an unlikely venture for a Phyllis Ada Driver who was born on July 17, 1917 in Lima, Ohio.  She trained as a classical pianist, but never pursued a music career.  She was working as a copywriter for the San Leandro News-Leader, when she arrived at the Purple Onion.

Diller began a long, distinguished career with Bob Hope after the two met at a Washington, D.C. nightclub in 1959.  She became a prominent fixture in his United Service Organization (USO) show tours.

Diller was the last in an era of female comics where funny women had to look funny.  But, her impact on the American entertainment realm can never be underestimated.  Diller remained busy into her later years, retiring from stand-up in 2002.  She always had a way with words, so here are some of her best lines.

“Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.”

“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.”

“Burt Reynolds once asked me out.  I was in his room.”

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.  Then, I want to move in with them.”

“My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast.  Turned out to be a trick knee.”

“My photographs don’t do me justice.  They just look like me.”

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”

“The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.”

“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant and rave, at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”

“Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”

“There’s a new medical crisis.  Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.  They say they cause severe swelling.  So what’s the problem?”

“Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.”

“You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.”

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.  As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

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Crossroads of Development

From left, Tricia Bear Eagle, Helen Red Feather, Rudell Bear Shirt and Edward Jealous of Him, wait for tourists near the site of the Wounded Knee Massacre on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation at a self-made visitor’s center.

The Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota is one of the most impoverished communities in the nation.  Unemployment hovers around 80%, and most residents subsist on government handouts.  Home to the Oglala Sioux, Pine Ridge sits near Mount Rushmore and the Dakota Badlands; both prime tourist destinations.  Most visitors, however, simply bypass Pine Ridge.  There are no hotels, museums, gift shops or restaurants; there aren’t even many public restrooms.

The 2.7 million-acre reservation, however, is ripe for development, and tourism could dramatically alter the economic future for the Oglala Sioux.  But, like most Native Americans, the Sioux are suspicious of outsiders.  Their land is sacred, and – after years of broken treaties and experiencing painfully racist marginalization – they’re naturally reluctant about the prospect of other people arriving with promises of financial security.  It’s not difficult to understand why.

“When you take a community of people where at one point our language was outlawed and parts of our culture were outlawed, it’s hard for us to, I guess, open up to the idea of sharing that in a way to make money off of it,” said Nick Tilsen, executive director of Thunder Valley, a nonprofit on Pine Ridge set up to keep traditional Lakota culture alive among young people.

Other Indian nations have opened their land to tourism and development.  The Navajo in the Southwest, for example, welcomes some 600,000 visitors annually who spent $113 million in 2011 alone.  In Oklahoma, nearly 45,000 people visited the Cherokee Nation’s Heritage Center museum last year.

But, the Oglala Sioux have just one tribally run casino-and-hotel complex, the Prairie Wind, on the western side of the reservation.  They recently opened a smaller casino in Martin, a town near the reservation’s eastern edge.

The community, Tilsen said, is not “totally against” development.  “I think we’re at the stage of, ‘What parts do we want to protect and what parts are we willing to share and what does that look like?’”

Pine Ridge is the site of the Wounded Knee Massacre, where more than 250 adults and children were killed by the 7th Cavalry in 1890.  Many residents, especially community elders, simply feel the area shouldn’t be turned into a tourist attraction with a museum.  Such development would be disrespectful to the dead in their view.

A museum commemorating the massacre was ransacked and its contents lost in 1972.  Another museum dedicated to the massacre draws thousands of people annually, but it’s 100 miles north of the reservation in Wall, South Dakota.  The tribal and federal governments are the two biggest employers, but many residents travel outside to find work or sell hand-made goods and trinkets for a few dollars.  In June, the National Park Service and the Oglala Sioux reached a new agreement that calls for creation of the nation’s first tribal national park at Badlands National Park – an endeavor that might also attract tourists and jobs.  Congress still must approve the idea.

But, the Oglala Sioux have relied too much on the federal government anyway with housing and food subsidies.  They could allow outside investment, but still retain control over any development on the reservation.  They don’t have to relinquish absolute authority to the federal or even state governments.  Establishing a museum and library highlighting the Wounded Knee Massacre wouldn’t be disrespectful, if the Oglala Sioux managed them.  I feel it would have just the opposite effect – it would make people aware of exactly what happened that winter day in 1890.  Tribal residents could tell the real story and not the John Wayne-style version that most Americans see and read about.  They have to do more for their children’s future than just selling pretty baskets and wind chimes on the side of the road.  They have to take their lives back from the clutches of a bitter history.

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In Memoriam – Helen Gurley Brown, 1922 – 2012

The ultimate “single girl,” Helen Gurley Brown, died August 13 in New York City.  She was 90.  A native of Green Forest, Arkansas, Brown worked for the William Morris Agency and Music Corporation of America, before shocking America in 1962 with her book Sex and the Single Girl, which revealed a then-little known secret: unmarried women had sex and actually enjoyed it.  Although it upset the staid American morality mavens of the time, it proved wildly successful; remaining on best-seller lists for over a year and essentially ushering in the contemporary women’s rights movement.  Brown is also known for her lengthy tenure at Cosmopolitan magazine where she served as editor from 1965 to 1997.  Her other books include Sex and the Office (1964), Helen Gurley Brown’s Single Girl’s Cookbook (1969), Sex and the New Single Girl (1970) and The Late Show: A Semiwild but Practical Survival Plan for Women Over 50 (1993).

Tiny and fragile-looking, Brown admitted that she’d used older, often-married men for sex as a means of survival in her young adulthood.  It’s perhaps these experiences that prompted her frankness with Cosmopolitan, which – under her guidance – became a completely women’s periodical; one not concerned with creating the perfect meal or raising perfect children.  Brown, who called herself a feminist, made women realize they could enjoy life as much as men and didn’t have to settle down with the first man they met.  She made women’s singlehood fashionable.  The so-called “Cosmo Girl” was independent and sensual in her own right.

“My own philosophy is, if you’re not having sex,” she once told an interviewer, “you’re finished.  It separates the girls from the old people.”

Shortly before Sex and the Single Girl was published, Brown received a telegram from her mother about the book: “dear helen, if you move very quickly, i think we can stop publication of the book.”

Sometimes, it’s okay to ignore your mother’s advice.

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Hate Tweets from a Pack of Twits

Michelle Malkin’s Twitter-based site, Twitchy, lit up Sunday with comments from right-wing extremists complaining about anti-Paul Ryan leftists.  It’s pathetic reading this crap on a site founded by a banana chick; i.e. a Filipino-American girl who’s yellow-skinned with a white interior.  If you’ll notice, aside from calling President Obama a “nigger,” one actually recommends violence.

 

 

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Quote of the Day

“Mitt Romney choosing Paul Ryan as his vice presidential nominee is an inspired, outstanding selection.  He is a person of devout Christian faith who has a 100 percent pro-life and pro-family voting record in his 14 years in Congress.  He will excite and energize social conservatives, who will play a critical role in the outcome of the elections.”

– Ralph Reed, president of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, on Mitt Romney’s selection of Rep. Paul Ryan as a running mate.

Oh, Lord, please deliver us from your most devout followers!  They keep screwing up!  Just look at Ralph Reed’s parents.

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Pictures of the Day

Angelonias are not well-known outside of gardening enthusiasts.  But that could change, as the summer heat continues to grip most of the U.S.  Angelonias (Angelonia angustifolia) – also called summer snapdragons – are a hardy flowering plant that can survive the hottest temperatures.  In fact, they seem to crave the sun.  The stalks of these annuals boast a spiky, upright posture and can reach heights of 2 feet; they produce purple, pink or white blooms and have a smell akin to apples.  They’re native to México and the West Indies and can be planted in almost any type of soil, including clay.  Photos courtesy of Ball Horticultural Company.

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Just Released: Romney – Ryan Campaign Logo

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Tweet of the Day

More proof why Ann Coulter should be the perennial ‘Asshole of the Month.’

 

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Quote of the Day

“What really led to this call for secession was understanding that a lot of people from the South are just as sick and tired of people like Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid having an impact on their country as I am sick of people like Newt Gingrich and Jeff Sessions, Eric Cantor, and Haley Barbour having an impact on my country.  So why shouldn’t each of these societies that are really very different from each other in the way they approach the fundamental building blocks of society – education, religion, commerce, politics … both sides of the country really approach their problems in the way they want to put their societies together in very diametrically opposed ways.  Why shouldn’t people be allowed to live in a pseudo-theocracy if they want to?  If the majority of the people in a very large part of the country wants to have the Ten Commandments emblazoned in front of their legislative houses, why shouldn’t they be allowed to do so?”

– Travel writer Chuck Thompson, in his book Better Off Without ‘Em, on why the Southeastern U.S. should secede from the union.

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