Rielle Hunter Writes Memoir

Former U.S. Senator John Edwards

Gosh, who could have seen this coming?  Rielle Hunter, the woman whose affair with John Edwards destroyed both his presidential ambitions and his reputation, has penned a “tell-all memoir” (is there any other kind?) that will be published June 26 by BenBella Books.

In 2006, Hunter had been hired to produce a documentary detailing Edwards’ 2008 presidential run.  The two began an affair that resulted in a daughter, Frances Quinn Hunter, born in February 2008.  By then, rumors of the illicit relationship had become more persistent.  But, Edwards had managed to convince his friend and campaign aide Andrew Young to tell the press he was the baby’s father.  Young was married with children.  He and his wife, Cheri, brought Hunter into their home and hopscotched around the country in the months before the baby’s birth.

To keep his affair with Hunter secret – as cads and politicians are wont to do – Edwards allegedly paid her off with money from a campaign donation provided by millionaire socialite Rachel Mellon.  On May 31, a North Carolina jury acquitted Edwards on 1 of 6 counts of campaign fraud against him.

Entitled “What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, and Me,” Hunter’s book is billed as providing her inside story of the affair that Edwards hid for months from his cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, and the American public.

“We are delighted to publish Rielle Hunter’s memoir,” said Glenn Yeffeth, publisher of BenBella Books.  “A lot has been said.  But no one has heard the truth of what really happened until now.”

As a writer, I keep banging my head on my faux wood computer desk wondering why my twisted mind couldn’t have concocted such a dramatic tale that makes every soap opera produced in the Western Hemisphere look like a Hallmark holiday special.  No one would consider it plausible, but it’d still make for a hell of a read.  I almost don’t want to know the kind of advance Hunter got from the publisher, but it’s obvious salacious lifestyles remain popular with the American people.

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Quote of the Day

“Mothers were given the talent to bear children.  That talent doesn’t belong to men.  When a man says he wants to get married to another man, we in Zimbabwe don’t accept it.  We can’t talk of women’s rights at all if we go in that direction.  It will lead to extinction.  Our customs look down on women as inferior.  Men pay cattle and money to get a wife and expect women to obey them.  Women will surely lose.  Men say that women are not as knowledgeable as us.  The attitude of men still despises women.”

– Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe, speaking at an HIV/AIDS conference.

What?!  Men can’t raise children?!  Men have been raising children since the beginning of time.  How the hell do you think we got this far?!  He’s starting to sound like a feminist.  Comparing women to cows?  Now, he sounds like a Catholic priest!

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Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), left, with his father, Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX). A study found the younger Paul’s oratory to be at an eighth-grade level. Photo courtesy Ed Reinke, Associated Press / October 2, 2010)

As if we don’t have any more reason to loathe our Congressional representatives, along comes this Los Angeles Times report that proves how pathetic they’ve become.  The nonpartisan Sunlight Foundation claims that the degree of discourse in both the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives has dropped one full grade – down to the sophomore level.  High school sophomore, that is.  So, if you call these people sophomoric, you’re not being disrespectful; you’re just being honest.  I feel vindicated!

“Congress is changing as an institution, and what you see is more and more members gearing their speeches as sound bites or YouTube clips,” said Lee Drutman, a senior fellow at the Sunlight Foundation.  “You can [hark] back to a golden age of Congress when members quoted Shakespeare on the floor and really engaged in debate and talked to each other and tried to reason back and forth.”

The report came out last week.

Consider Everett M. Dirksen, the legendary Republican senator from Illinois, who defended a civil rights bill in 1964 by paraphrasing 19th century French writer Victor Hugo: “Stronger than all the armies is an idea whose time has come.”

But, in an analysis of floor debates over the last several years, the study found that newer lawmakers tended to speak at a lower grade level than the veterans of congressional speechifying.  And political moderates among both Republicans and Democrats tended to carry on at a higher grade level than those more partisan liberals or conservatives.

Thus, it should be no surprise that the lawmakers at the bottom of the list, speaking at the lowest grade level, are among the most ardent tea party Republicans in the freshman class.  Rep. Mick Mulvaney of South Carolina, Rep. Robert Woodall of Georgia and Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky were the bottom three – all speaking at about an eighth-grade level, the study found.

On the surface, I know this is ripe for mockery and a plethora of “Saturday Night Live” skits.  But, if you consider the important role our elected officials play in the formation of national and foreign policies, then it actually becomes disturbing.  There’s a sharp difference between speaking in a palatable vernacular and just talking stupid.  That the relatively neophyte “Tea Party” has already had such a dramatic impact on both houses of Congress and elected individuals who can’t even form complete sentences also says a lot about the American electorate.

If you’ve ever listened to President George W. Bush or half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, then you know some folks not only can’t, but shouldn’t speak publicly.  Yet, both those clowns appealed to a wide range of people and made into high-ranking positions of power.  With his frequent verbal stumbles, Bush made the U.S. the laughing stock of the world.  Here we are – the richest, most powerful nation on the planet – and we had a Chief Executive who couldn’t even pronounce the word “nuclear.”  I think Sarah Palin only made it into the governor’s mansion because there weren’t enough people in Alaska to vote otherwise.  The largest state in the Union (geographically) has a population smaller than the city of Dallas.  But, when she said “refudiate” in a 2010 interview and then compared herself to William Shakespeare, I’m sure it made even Alaskans cringe.

Has it really gotten that bad?  I knew reading and writing skills among our grade and high school students have been dropping for years – much to the chagrin of, well, no one in Congress who seem more concerned with gay marriage and Obama’s birth certificate.  But, if adults can’t speak properly in public, why should kids?  Why criticize the younger generations for being so obsessed with cell phones and video games?  It’s really kind of frightening to realize any one of those kids could be sitting in the Oval Office and many others will be in Congress – all trying to balance budgets and pass laws.  What are they going to do?  Communicate via Twitter?  I’m afraid that’s where we’re headed, but I still hate to think that’ll be the case.

In the meantime, I’ll keep reading, writing and speaking out publicly about the issues that matter most to me.  Besides, I feel an obligation to refute all that stupidity coming out of Washington.

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This Is How God Did It

In honor of the 220th anniversary of Kentucky’s entrance into the Union, I present this treasure.  The state of Kentucky opened the 70,000 square foot “Creation Museum” in 2007, furthering making the U.S. a mockery of the world.  The “museum” concept is based on Christian biblical lore; “casting its characters and animals in dynamic form and placing them in familiar settings.”  Yes, of course – what else would you expect?  Scientific facts?  But, the museum became distressed when it learned that Budget Travel doesn’t include it on its must-see sites in Kentucky.

The museum offered this heartbreaking statement recently:

“The creation science group that runs the museum, Answers in Genesis, expressed disappointment.  The group said, ‘Curiously, despite being a clear winner in terms of votes received, the Creation Museum does not appear on the Budget Travel List.  We are certainly aware many evolutionists fear exposing children to the sort of critical thinking encouraged by a visit to the Creation Museum. And while we never discourage parents from taking their children to museums such as the number two choice on Budget Travel’s list – the Field Museum of Chicago, home of ‘the biggest Tyrannosaurus rex fossil ever dug up’ – we do suggest they go armed with a bucketful of discernment.’”

Altogether now – break out your banjos!

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June 1 Notable Birthdays

If today is your birthday, “Happy Birthday!”

 

Actor – producer – director Andy Griffith (The Andy Griffith Show, Matlock, A Face in the Crowd, No Time for Sergeants, From Here to Eternity) is 86.

 

Singer Pat Boone (Love Letters in the Sand, April Love, Moody River, Ain’t That a Shame, I Almost Lost My Mind, Friendly Persuasion, Don’t Forbid Me) is 78.

 

Peter Masterson (actor: The Exorcist; as Carlos Bee Masterson director: Arctic Blue, Night Game, Full Moon in Blue Water, The Trip to Bountiful) is 78.

 

Actor Morgan Freeman (Driving Miss Daisy, Glory, Unforgiven, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Queen, Another World, Outbreak, Amistad) is 75.

 

Actor Rene Auberjonois (Coco, The Ballad of Little Jo, Gore Vidal’s Billy the Kid, Police Academy 5, Pete ’n’ Tillie, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Brewster McCloud) is 72.

 

Actor Jonathan Pryce (Hamlet, Julius Caesar, Macbeth, Carrington, Barbarians at the Gate, The Age of Innocence, Glengarry Glen Ross, Jumpin’ Jack Flash, Brazil) is 65.

 

Guitarist Ron Wood (Rolling Stones, since 1975) is 65.

 

Actor Powers Boothe (Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones [1980]; Skag, Sudden Death, Nixon, Extreme Prejudice, The Emerald Forest) is 64.

 

Singer Graham Russell (Air Supply) is 62.

 

Actress Diana Canova (Soap, I’m a Big Girl Now, Throb, Home Free) is 59.

 

Singer Ronnie Dunn (Brooks & Dunn) is 59.

 

Actress Lisa Hartman (Knots Landing, Tabitha, Bare Essentials, Deadly Blessing, Red Wind) is 56.

 

Keyboardist Alan Wilder (Depeche Mode) is 53.

 

Drummer Mike Joyce (The Smiths) is 49.

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On June 1…

1638 – An earthquake struck Plymouth, MA, causing a great deal of damage, but no fatalities.

 

1792 – Kentucky entered the United States as the 15th state.

 

1796 – Tennessee became the 16th state to join the union.

 

1796 – Physicist Sadi Nicolas Leonard Carnot, pioneer in thermodynamics, was born in Paris.

 

1801 – Brigham Young, founder of the Mormon Church, was born in Whittingham, VT.

 

1831 – Sir James Clark Ross, an English navigator and explorer, discovered the magnetic North Pole while on his Arctic exploration.

 

1869 – Thomas Edison received a patent for his electric voting machine.

 

1878 – Poet John Masefield (Sea Fever, A Wanderer’s Song, Cargoes, The Wanderer, A Consecration, To-Morrow, Spanish Waters, Christmas Eve At Sea) was born in Ledbury, England.

 

1911 – Bradford and Leeds became the first cities in Great Britain to have trolley cars installed.

1926 – Actress Marilyn Monroe was born Norma Jean Baker Mortenson in Los Angeles, CA.

 

1941 – The Mediterranean island nation of Crete fell to German forces during World War II.

1957 – Don Bowden became the first American to break the four-minute mile, timed at 3 minutes, 58.7 seconds.

 

1961 – FM multiplex stereo broadcasting debuted in Chicago, Los Angeles and Schenectady, NY.  The FCC adopted the standard a year later.

1980 – CNN, the world’s first 24-hour television news network, made its debut from Atlanta, GA.

 

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“If we don’t change our patriarchal and homophobic culture … we cannot advance as a new society, and that’s what we want – the power of emancipation through socialism.  We will establish relationships on the basis of social justice and social equality …. It seems like a Utopia, but we can change it.”

– Mariela Castro, during a 90-minute appearance in San Francisco last week, as she hailed Barack Obama’s support for homosexual “marriage” and the loosening of U.S.-Cuba travel restrictions.  She added, “I would vote for President Obama.”

The Obama Administration immediately tried to distance itself from Castro’s support because – you know – Cuba doesn’t allow democratic elections.

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Wanda Wanders…Home

Today my friend Wanda officially retires after nearly four decades with the Dallas Independent School District.  She posted daily countdowns on her Facebook page like someone anticipating the day their kids head off to summer camp.  She got so excited one day last week she stumbled in the parking lot and bruised a toe.  I told her it was a good thing she didn’t fall headlong into a car; otherwise she could have ended up in a vegetative state at the county hospital and ultimately not enjoy retirement.  I always like to help my friends imagine the worst possible scenario and thus, be thankful it wasn’t any more serious.  If you knew the history of the DISD – with all its internal bickering, racial strife, financial irregularities, dramatic personal escapades and even threats to bring guns to monthly meetings (that actually happened once in the late 1990’s) – then you’d know why Wanda is glad to leave.  If you knew Wanda, you’d understand what a dedicated teaching professional really is.  She could educate the educators on what it means to be committed to your role as a community leader and realize it’s not a job – it’s a calling.

I met Wanda in the summer of 2001, when I joined the Toastmasters club of which she was already a member.  She was – and still is – a great personal inspiration.  Her job as a speech pathologist didn’t just allow her to succeed in Toastmasters.  She isn’t selfish like that.  Wanda viewed her profession as an extension of herself and succeeded in helping other club members become confident public speakers.  And, there are few things to instill more self-assurance in a person than speaking before a crowd.

I’ve known a number of people – relatives, friends and former colleagues – who have retired.  Many planned carefully for it; others had no other choice.  My mother retired in 2003 at the age of 70; thankful she never took my dad’s advice to just be a housewife.  My father, however, was forced into retirement at 62 nearly a decade earlier.  The printing company where he’d sacrificed so much of his life shut down without notice.  People give a lot to their work places where they often spend more time than with their own families.  They have to deal with a gallery of personalities, bully bosses, rude coworkers, impossible deadlines and pitiful raises; they go in when they’re sick or have sick children; they give up vacation time to get a task done; they fight traffic and inclement weather.  People endure quite a bit just to get that paycheck and feel whole and complete.  So, when they’re ready to clock out for the last time at 60 or 70-something, they deserve all the good things our society can offer and not just a pretty cake or a plaque saying ‘Thanks.’

After she gets used to not waking up at 5 or 6 most every morning, I don’t know what Wanda plans to do with her time.  I can only say I envy her – really, really envy her – and wish her the best.

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