“If you’re asked to give an example of how you can show yourself to be morally upright to your airmen, the only answer you can give is go to chapel, because that’s the only example they give. This is not something somebody left in the break room [to read] — this is official Air Force policy.”
— An Air Force captain, criticizing materials used in the Squadron Officer School urging company-grade officers to attend chapel to show their moral integrity.
I haven’t been to a chapel in years! In fact, I’m afraid to enter a Baptist church for fear I might start foaming at the mouth.
Chief Writing Wolf 