February 14, 2012 – 310 days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip: Stockpile hydrogen peroxide.  Not for bleaching your hair!  You won’t have time for that in the aftermath of the apocalypse!  Besides, no one will care what color your hair is – not when you’re trying to survive.  Hydrogen peroxide has many more practical uses, such as a substitute for toothpaste.  It won’t give you that minty fresh taste, but then again, we’re talking basic survival here.  Hydrogen peroxide also can be used as a disinfectant and water purifier, which will be essential as chaos reigns around you.

So, with plenty of hydrogen peroxide, you can:

  • Disinfect your tap water;
  • Disinfect any wild game you might have to kill;
  • Disinfect any cuts or scrapes you might incur from killing the animal;
  • Disinfect any cuts or scrapes you might incur from preparing the animal for a meal;
  • Brush your teeth after eating.

Since cleanliness is next to godliness, you’ll want to be as clean as possible in the presence of the Mayan gods.  And, there are few things more rude and classless than smiling at God with stained teeth and then keeling over because you drank some infected water!

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2 responses to “February 14, 2012 – 310 days Until Baktun 12

  1. This is subtle humour – but humour nonetheless. I’ll be back for more.

  2. Leonard's avatar Leonard

    Chief you missed one important thing. Mixed with Baking Soda it creates a large amount of gas. As a kid, I used it to power a rocket that went about 150′ in the air. That was fun. But you should also purchase your Hydrogen Peroxide in various sizes and only open enough for your needs. Just like beer, peroxide can go flat if not used within 90 days of opening. I don’t like flat Peroxide, so I probably don’t like flat beer.

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