Survivalist Tip: Among the many defense tools you should have in your arsenal is a bow and arrow. While this may cause some to roll their eyes – which, if done severely enough, will lead either to blindness or facial traction – true survivalists understand even a basic bow and arrow setup can be a lifesaver. Humans have been utilizing bows and arrows for thousands of years – mostly for food, but also for security measures and the occasional disrespectful child. Any decent sporting goods store or hunting outlet will have a good selection of bows and arrows available. Handling one takes some skill, but it literally can be the difference between life and death. From a security standpoint, a nicely-shot arrow can take out someone trying to steal your food rations, like a politician or an in-law. From a culinary view, an arrow can provide sustenance for you and your family; a deer, moose, or burrito doesn’t stand a chance against a strategically-fired arrow. And, as always, an arrow in the butt will keep those bratty kids in line. Since feminist liberals won’t survive the apocalypse, you don’t have to worry about someone telling you how to raise your children.
Chief Writing Wolf 