Survivalist Tip: As December 21st approaches, considering stockpiling large quantities of green bananas. Bananas are probably indigenous to Papua New Guinea, but didn’t gain prominence until after Europeans arrived in the Americas where the fruit also grows. Bananas are mostly water, but they also contain large amounts of potassium, which is essential for proper functioning of the heart, kidneys and the entire digestive system. And, in the upheaval of the apocalypse, the last thing you want to worry about is a digestive issue, like incontinence. You’ll have enough shit to deal with already. I emphasize green bananas because you obviously don’t want them to ripen too soon and you don’t know how long chaos will rule. Bananas will help you survive the uncertainty – until your favorite natural foods store re-opens.
Chief Writing Wolf 