Survivalist Tip: If you live in or near a large urban area like I do, then you most likely will be in close proximity to hazardous chemicals and materials, such as acid, butane, ethyl chloride and foreskin refuse from a Jewish synagogue. With a possible axis shift when the apocalypse hits, these chemicals will pose an extreme hazard to you and your loved ones. Therefore, it’s best if you amass a large quantity of gas masks to protect everyone, even your pets. There’s a strong likelihood that heavy winds will erupt at the same time, so these will disperse many of those chemical particles. But, until the air is clear, you’ll need that gas mask. And make sure your chocolate is sealed up, too!
Chief Writing Wolf 