Survivalist Tip: I’ve mentioned in previous posts that you should have a cache of weapons, such as guns, knives and naked before pictures of lap-band surgery patients, to ward off looters, vandals, zombies, rap singers and other miscreants who might survive the apocalypse. But, it would also be prudent for you to learn a martial art, such as tae kwon do or jiu-jitsu. Most forms of martial arts are ancient athletic practices, and many societies utilized them as learning tools for both the body and mind. In the chaotic aftermath, you’ll need to be both physically and spiritually strong. Besides, nothing will boost your self-esteem like knowing how to kick someone’s ass and hurt their feelings at the same time.
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I was recently asked wha will we laugh about after the election. More important is what will we enjoy after Dec. 21!
Love your suggestions.