Monthly Archives: April 2012

Today’s Notable Birthdays

If your birthday is today, “Happy Birthday!”

 

Actress Shirley MacLaine (Terms of Endearment, Irma La Douce, The Turning Point) is 78.

 

Barbra Streisand, singer (People, The Way We Were, You Don’t Bring Me Flowers); actress (Funny Girl, Hello Dolly, The Way We Were, Yentl) is 70.

 

Singer Richard Sterban (The Oak Ridge Boys) is 69.

Drummer Doug Clifford (Creedence Clearwater Revival) is 67.

Actor Eric Bogosian (Witch Hunt, The Caine Mutiny Court Martial, Special Effects) is 59.

 

Vince Ferragamo, former Los Angeles Rams quarterback, is 58.

 

Actor Michael O’Keefe (The Great Santini, Caddyshack, Gray Lady Down, Mass Appeal) is 57.

 

Bass guitarist Billy Gould (Faith No More) is 49.

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On April 24…

1800 – President John Adams approved legislation to establish the Library of Congress.

 

1898 – Spain declared war on the United States.  The U.S. responded in kind the next day.

 

1904 – Painter Willem de Koonig was born in Rotterdam, Holland.

 

1915 – What’s regarded as the start of the Armenian genocide began as the Ottoman Empire rounded up Armenian political and cultural leaders in Constantinople.  It’s estimated between 1 million and 2 million ultimately died in the conflict that ended 8 years later.

 

1945 – Less than 2 weeks after ascending to the presidency, Harry S. Truman learned the full details of the Manhattan Project, a scientific effort to create the world’s first atomic bomb.

 

1962 – The Massachusetts Institute of Technology achieved the first satellite relay of a television signal, using NASA’s Echo 1 balloon satellite to bounce a video image of the letters “M.I.T.” transmitted from Camp Parks, CA, to Westford, MA.

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Creative Destruction

Martin Levin spent four decades in the publishing industry, before retiring and – at the age of 61 – immediately decided to attend law school.  He graduated from the New York School of Law 4 years later and found a new career with Cowan, Liebowitz & Latman in New York City.  But, he’s obviously more than a little qualified to voice an opinion on the state of publishing in America today.  In this piece, he expresses his concerns for publishing in the face of such growing enterprises as Amazon, Facebook and Microsoft.  He dubs the new wave in technology “creative destruction,” a process that has enabled “larger, well established, well financed, entrepreneurial publishers to acquire independent publishers.”  In a manner similar to how the top 1% of the wealthiest Americans controls the bulk of the nation’s financial assets, 20 publishers now control some 80% of publishing revenue in the United States.

Levin is channeling the late Joseph Schumpeter, an Austrian-born economist and political scientist who introduced the world to his theory of “creative destruction” in his 1942 book Capitalism, Socialism and Democracy.  Unlike stereotypical anti-capitalists who believed capitalism would be destroyed by its enemies, Schumpeter believed that it would be undermined by its own successes; that it would create a class of elitists who make their living by attacking the same system of private property and freedom necessary for the very survival of those elitists.

Levin applies Schumpeter’s theory to recent events in the publishing industry.

Last year Harper Collins, already the owner of a major religious publisher, Zondervan, acquired its significant competitor, Thomas Nelson, for $200 million.  Ironically in 2006, Intermedia had paid $473 million for Nelson.

Around the same time, Barnes & Noble decided to put its Sterling Publishing Company on the market for $115 million, so it could concentrate on its e-book reader, the Nook.  Sterling had a backlist of more than 5,000 titles and revenues close to $100 million.  But, no one was interested.  Sterling lost its CEO and 3 other executives.  B&N still owns it, perhaps realizing only now that what had been a truly valuable asset is now a liability.

Just this past March, John Wiley and Sons, original publishers of Moby Dick, announced it would explore the sale of its print and digital assets that if felt were no longer in line with the company’s long term strategies.  Wiley had carefully procured the targeted assets, many of which had been freestanding companies.  They included CliffsNotes and Webster’s New World Dictionary.  At the same time, Wiley had acquired a workplace learning solutions company, Inscape Holdings, for $85 million.  They then bought another digital publisher, Structure, making it clear that they see their future in technology.

Also last year, Bloomberg, a global business and financial news corporation, bought BNA, the 19th largest publisher in the U.S.  BNA specializes in publishing for business, legal and government professionals.  Thus, the union creates a new monolithic entity, apparent in the $990 million cash payment Bloomberg made to shareholder employees.  That’s roughly $600,000 for each shareholder.

In 2008, Zagat, publisher of a survey directory for diners, placed itself on the market for $200 million, then withdrew its offer when no takers arose.  Three years later Zagat finally found the appropriate buyer – Google, which paid $161 million.  Zagat’s directory will now join Google’s other online programs, such as Google Maps.

With such mega-mergers in mind, Levin asks, “is it within reason that the future buyers of publishers will be a non-conventional buyer?  And if so, is it hard to speculate about list of potential buyers who may be interested in acquiring book publishing companies?”

Mergers and acquisitions was a popular trend in the financial services industry throughout most of the 1990’s.  It came on the heels of the disastrous savings and loan collapse.  Banks grew bigger, with tentacles reaching across the country and across the globe; an endeavor some saw as ultimately beneficial to the consumer.  But, with the recent housing market catastrophe, which was tied directly to the banking industry, the entire concept of a company growing larger just for the sake of it is questionable.

As for Amazon, Levin points out the obvious: it led the way in the e-book market with its Kindle device and it is now a full-fledged publisher, as well as a top book distributor.  Microsoft is close behind, and Facebook is now maturing along with its founder, Mark Zuckerberg.

Everyone in the publishing industry is asking what the future look like.  It’s the million- (or billion) dollar question.  Some smile at the prospects, seeing nothing but a bright, infinite horizon.  Others squirm at the thought of a handful of publishing titans deciding what writers should be published and therefore, what consumers should read.  It could mean that a small number of powerful people will decide what information is released and when.  I have to admit I have my own qualms at such a future.  If the banking and housing industry crises are any indication, it doesn’t look that bright.  I’m not clairvoyant and I’m not among the monied elite, so I’ll just wait – and keep writing like the rest of us.

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Beard Semantics

As a man who’s grown a beard many times in the past (usually in winter), I find this web site devoted to the facially hirsute man both intriguing and amusing.  A few years ago I shaved off my moustache and goatee.  I’d had the moustache for at least 10 years at that point and was almost afraid to see what my upper lip looked beneath the hair.  One woman at my office told me I looked younger, which didn’t surprise me.  I noted that it’s one reason why very young men often grow facial hair – to look more mature.  She’d never realized it.  Thousands, even hundreds of years ago, most men simply couldn’t help but grow beards.  They had no real means to shave.  I think it’s interesting – and somewhat telling of American society – that the last U.S. president with a full beard was Benjamin Harrison who served 1889 – 1893.  The last one with a moustache was William Howard Taft who served 1909 – 1913.  It seems facial hair practically became obsolete in the 1980’s, except for porn stars and gay men.  Full beards were relegated to the dreary environs of mountain men and loggers.  Now, it appears men have the audacity to allow hair to grow on their faces, albeit more kempt and clean than what you think the average mountain man has.  But, it looks like some folks still have an unfavorable view of the bearded man, as the accompanying display insinuates.  That’s okay.  I don’t trust a man who wants to keep his face baby-butt smooth all the time.

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April 23, 2012 – 241 days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  Yesterday’s “Earth Day” celebrations reminded me of the need to recycle and compost certain materials.  But, equally important is what to do with trash you can’t recycle or compost, such as used napkins, 8-track tape players or politicians.  Dealing with trash is as old humanity itself.  Eons ago, of course, when the Earth wasn’t so crowded, people just tossed their trash aside.  Now, because religious practices demand people procreate like rabbits on Viagra (and those same people don’t realize how stupid that is), there are millions upon millions of us on Earth.  More advanced ancient societies, like the Mayans and the Romans, dealt with their refuse in practical, constructive ways.  Both had complex sewer systems, for example, made with and covered by stones.

Whether you plan to stay at home or head out on foot when the apocalypse hits, you need to be conscious of the trash you generate and leave behind.  Here are just some examples.

  1. Hopefully, you won’t have any leftover food, since that would be wasteful, and the Mayan deities will frown upon you.  If by chance you do, try to use it as compost or fertilizer.  Orange rinds and apple cores are particularly suited for this type of disposal.
  2. Baby wipe containers can be used to store and organize things like pens, knives and .45 bullets.
  3. Plastic bags can be used to pick up dog waste; toss whatever food you don’t eat into one and stuff it in the freezer; wrap one around the head of the most uncooperative member of your crew.
  4. Glass bottles and jars can be used to store water or other beverages for emergencies, or as defense weapons.
  5. Metal cans could be used in pretty much the same way as glass bottles and jars.  But, they can also be used to scoop up water from a creek, or as a substitute for a shovel if you have to kill a bitchy in-law.
  6. Plastic milk jugs can also be used for holding water and other beverages, but also to keep Xanax and chocolate pieces.
  7. Cardboard like that from cereal or cracker boxes can be used as kindling, or for a last will and testament.
  8. Fabric softener sheets can be used as air fresheners in your clothes drawers, or as last resort toilet paper.
  9. Foil can be reused in baking, or to blind vultures circling above your camp site.
  10. Newspapers can be used as fire kindling, or to wrap up whatever items you can’t recycle before burying deep underground.  (Note: this won’t work with relatives.)

Everyone has to be conscious of the trash they create.  Do what you can to preserve the Earth in the “New Universe.”  Otherwise, the Mayan gods will see to it you get buried with those bitchy in-laws.

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Today’s Notable Birthdays

If your birthday is today, “Happy Birthday!”

 

Shirley Temple Black, child actress and U.S. delegate to the United Nations, is 84.

 

Actor Alan Oppenheimer (Murphy Brown, The Six Million Dollar Man, The Legend of Prince Valiant) is 82.

 

Actor David Birney (St. Elsewhere, Bridget Loves Bernie) is 73.

 

Actor Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man, Big Valley) is 73.

 

Actress Joyce DeWitt (Three’s Company) is 63.

 

Drummer – singer – record producer Narada Michael Walden is 60.

 

Actress Jan Hooks (Designing Women, Saturday Night Live, The Martin Short Show) is 55.

 

Actress Valerie Bertinelli (One Day at a Time, Silent Witness, Ordinary Heroes) is 52.

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On April 23…

1564 – Poet and playwright William Shakespeare was born in Stratford-upon-Avon, England.  He allegedly died on the same day 52 years later.

 

1791 – James Buchanan, 15th President of the United States, was born in Franklin County, PA.

 

1872 – Charlotte E. Ray became the first black woman lawyer in ceremonies held in Washington, D.C.

1891 – Pianist – composer Sergei Prokofiev (Peter and the Wolf, The Love for Three Oranges, The Fiery Angel, War and Peace) was born in Krasne, Ukraine.

 

1969 – Sirhan Sirhan was sentenced to death for assassinating Sen. Robert F. Kennedy the year before.

1985 – Coca-Cola announced it was changing its 99-year-old secret formula.  “New Coke” was called “the most significant soft drink development” in the company’s history.  But, original Coke fans weren’t enthusiastic and just didn’t buy the new Coke.  It turned out to be one of the biggest corporate flops ever.

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Cartoon of the Day

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Picture of the Day

Dusk falls on Iceland’s Snæfellsnes Peninsula.  A final relic from the world’s last ice age, this North Atlantic island nation is a world of knife-cut valleys, gargantuan fjords, monumental cliffs, black-sand beaches, thundering waterfalls and silent glaciers.  Volcanic eruptions remind its residents that Iceland is still a country in the making, with changed landscapes that even Icelanders continue to discover.  Photograph by Johnathan A. Esper, Getty Images.

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E-mail of the Day

“Fellow Conservative, With only a short time before the June 5th recall election, the mudslinging from the Left has begun.  Big-government union bosses and Washington insider special interests have started pouring money into Wisconsin in an attempt to push me out of office and reclaim their stranglehold on Wisconsin’s tax dollars.  A win on June 5th will be a referendum on those trying to stifle the voice of the people and hand power back to the big-government public union bosses that want nothing more than complete control of a state’s budget.  We must defeat this baseless recall.  We must defeat the liberal left that is trying to silence the majority of hard working taxpayers and further raid their wallets to keep their bloated bureaucracies afloat.” 

– Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker in an email to supporters asking help to stop recall efforts.

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