Survivalist Tip: I know I’m late in getting this out, but just deal with it. Earlier, while snacking on some crackers, I realized they are the perfect fast food. I prefer crackers with embedded salt. Unsalted crackers are like cardboard to me, and who the hell would want that? Most crackers are made with unbleached flour, yeast and soybean oil and are usually fortified with iron, niacin and Vitamin B. All of these ingredients provide can provide you with energy and stamina to protect yourself against intruders or a cantankerous spouse. As you’re hunkered down in your home, tent, cave, or armored tank, you’ll need some viable sustenance, and crackers can provide just that. Stockpile as many boxes of crackers as you can shortly before December 21. They keep for a relatively long time. Even if they start to go stale, they’re still edible. Regrettably, they don’t go too well with chocolate, but they’re a perfect supplement to the variety of fruit you should have on hand.
Chief Writing Wolf 