“Well, I think there was a blind spot. You know, like it or not, if you read the Bible, in the Old Testament, slavery was permitted. You’d go into a nation – or, I shouldn’t say you – a nation would go into another nation and enslave the population, and those people were put to work.”
– Pat Robertson, responding to a question about slavery on “The 700 Club,” while proving at the same time how screwed up he and the Christian Bible are.