In light of recent comments made by elected officials here in the United States, I want to remind everyone to stockpile as many weapons as you can – guns, rifles, knives, meat cleavers, etc. – in preparation for the apocalypse. This is in case any politicians should survive the upheaval. Of course, don’t do anything now! Wait until after December 21, 2012. Considering that most political figures are too arrogant to prepare for such a catastrophe, there’s not a good chance many of them will make it, especially here in the U.S. But, you can never be too sure.
Chief Writing Wolf 