“The hurricanes of the last ten years are four times worse than the hurricanes of the 1990s and twelve times worse of the hurricanes of the 70s and 80s, now this is interesting because I would say that the United States has not been honoring God very much, am I out on a limb here? The United States of America is more pro-abortion than ever before, certainly is funding more abortions than ever before; the United States is far more homosexual than it was in the 1990s, I mean there are hundreds of times more high school homosexual clubs and programs, and you’ve got California bringing all their pro-homosexual indoctrination into public schools. This stuff was not happening in the 1980s and 1990s, it’s happening now, it’s been happening for the last twelve years. America is not doing well in the macro-culture, okay? There is a God in the heavens and in the past, sins like homosexuality and the shedding of innocent blood have really irritated Him.”
– Pastor Kevin Swanson, trying desperately to shed light on the causes of Hurricane Sandy.
If homosexuals caused Hurricane Sandy, you’d think they would have directed it to hit some place like Alabama or Texas, instead of New York. When you can’t explain things, just blame the damn queers! For the record, Swanson is the same lunatic who once said “Kermit the Frog” merited the death penalty.
“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.” – Luke 23:24.
Chief Writing Wolf 
The funny thing is that if you argue like Swanson, you can just as well argue that because Jamaice is very intolerant of gays, Sandy hit Jamaica to let them know they should show more love to gays. If you make fiction, you argue anything, just as Swanson does. Silly man.