Survivalist Tip: I mentioned early on that, should you have to flee your home when the apocalypse hits, it’s best to be in a sturdy vehicle, such as a big truck, instead of something like a Toyota Camry or a “Smart Car.” I know many of you may be environmentally conscious, but I recommend investing in a large truck. You can store your most important survival gear in the bed of it: water, food rations, rope, guns and chocolate. Even large get good gas mileage these days, which will be critical as you traverse the barren wasteland. Besides, if any undesirables manage to survive the initial chaos – such as politicians, celebrities, or zombies – you can run them down with your big-ass truck!
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