If any of you single ladies are looking for love on this Valentine’s Day (or just need to get out of the house), you must have the right approach. Many moons ago people had to scour the “single’s ads” in various newspapers and periodicals in the hopes of meeting the right person. Even I’m old enough to remember chuckling at poetic pleas buried in the black ink of unrequited desperation. Check out some of these lonely hearts from the 1960s and be glad for the Internet – where everyone has a color photo and is now bound by ethical standards to tell the truth.
Desirable beard wants couplings.
Willing to learn after years of inaction.
Home-bound with 1% extra manhood.
Won’t take “NO” for an answer.
Interstate businessman.
Call only if you have your own phone.
Has horse; will romp.
I’ll also bring my friend, Zodiac.
Chief Writing Wolf 
Eek. Okay I think thank you for that one
I figured you especially would appreciate this one, Val – since you’re single again and looking for love! 😉