Since it’s still Friday, the 13th, here in the U.S., I feel it’s appropriate to present this oddity: the world’s largest Ouija board, which was set up recently in Salem, Massachusetts.
The monstrosity measures 3,168 square feet (294 m) and weighs over 9,000 pounds (4.0823 mt). Considered the world’s largest Ouija board and known as Ouijazilla, it debuted in October through the Talking Board Historical Society in Salem. The TBHS is dedicated “to research, preserve, and celebrate the history of talking boards” and the people “behind them”, including those (what I call the fools) who use them.
As someone with personal experience using a Ouija board, I know what the voices say when these objects speak: STAY THE HELL AWAY!
Regardless, the titanic Salem board surely will be a subject of many ethereal conversations. And I honestly can’t wait until things start moving on their own!