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“And, believe me, being from Texas, I can tell you that nobody jumps up in Congress to help Texas.  They don’t like us at all.”

– Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, reflecting on her nearly 20-year career in the U.S. Senate as a Republican from Texas.

No one in Congress wants to help Texas?  Really?!  I guess when you have a redneck governor who threatens secession, you shouldn’t expect much help from your constituents in Washington.  But, there are other reasons why Texas isn’t too popular at the national level.  For one, it helped to elect one of the worst presidents in U.S. history, George W. Bush.  He actually managed to push Jimmy Carter down into third place!  Last week Hutchison and fellow Texas Senator John Cornyn voted against support of the United Nations Disability Rights Treaty.  Cornyn also supported senate candidate Todd (“legitimate rape”) Akin of Missouri.  In his final days as Texas Attorney General, Cornyn forcibly shut down the Tigua Indian casino on the grounds gambling is illegal in Texas, which effectively forced the Tiguas back onto the welfare dole that most White Republicans hate because it seems to attract too many Indians, Negroes and other undesirables.  Hutchison and Cornyn also voted against Sonia Sotomayor for a position on the U.S. Supreme Court.  Now, “Tea Party” Republican Ted Cruz will replace Hutchison next month.

I don’t know why the Lone Star State keeps putting these clowns into office.  I voted for Cornyn in 2008, but I won’t make that same mistake again.  I’ll never be embarrassed to be a Texan, but I am embarrassed by people like Hutchison whose idiotic antics keep a negative light on this otherwise incredible state.  Believe me!  There’s more to Texas than Rick Perry and gunslinging!

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121212 Concert a Success

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Springsteen and Bon Jovi

Last night’s “12-12-12 Concert for Sandy Relief” in New York’s Madison Square Garden gathered some of popular music’s most notable figures and so far has raised more than $30 million.  And, the money is still pouring in, with all funds directed towards the Robin Hood Foundation.  New Jersey native Bruce Springsteen opened the concert with “Land of Hope and Dreams” and “Wrecking Ball.”  Fellow New Jersey native Jon Bon Jovi later joined Springsteen for the latter’s beloved “Born to Run.”

The gathering of artists tilted in favor of rock music, but everyone seemed to have a good time and no one took themselves seriously.  Among the performers were Billy Joel, Alicia Keys, Paul McCartney, the Who, Eric Clapton and the Rolling Stones.  “This has got to be the largest collection of old English musicians ever assembled in Madison Square Garden,” Rolling Stones’ Mick Jagger said.  “If it rains in London, you’ve got to come and help us.”  That’s a nice comparison to a storm that killed more than 100 people.

Aside from the great music, there was some comic relief, too.

“I know you really wanted One Direction,” comedian Christ Martin said of the popular British boy band.  “But it’s way past their bedtime.”

“You can feel the electricity in the building,” host Billy Crystal noted, “which means that Long Island Power is not involved.”

“When are they gonna learn you can throw anything at us,” said “The Daily Shows” Jon Stewart, “terrorists, hurricanes; you can take away our giant sodas.  It doesn’t matter.  We’re coming back stronger every time.”

The concert was broadcast live on 37 U.S. television stations and more than 200 others worldwide.  Producers claim that up to 2 billion people across the globe watched.

Ironically, this concert came one day after the death of internationally renowned musician Ravi Shankar.  In 1971, Shankar held a benefit concert at Madison Square Garden for the victims of Cyclone Bhola, which struck Bangladesh on November 11, 1970 and killed over 1 million people.

You can still donate to the Hurricane Sandy Relief Fund by going here.

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December 12, 2012 – 9 Days Until Baktun 12

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Survivalist Tip:  Whether you plan to head out on foot, or at some point, need to go hunting for your food, you must have some sturdy boots on hand – preferably more than one pair.  They definitely must have thick soles, but they also should have alloy-enforced toe fronts, reach above your ankle and be water and fire resistant.  Keep your fancy, over-priced designer footwear stored away.  They’ll be useless in almost any situation when the apocalypse hits.  Besides, with that alloy toe, you can easily disable anyone who tries to break into your home to steal water or fruit with a swift kick to the crotch or the butt.  Trust me – I’ve done that when someone has tried to snatch a beer or burger from my hand at music festivals.  Sturdy work boots just sort of command respect that way.

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Republican Incontinence

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December 12, 2012 · 8:09 PM

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Numerologists go crazy every time something like this occurs.  People scurried to the horse races on July 7, 1977, and reveled on September 9, 1999.  Don’t you know evangelicals fretted all day on June 6, 1966?  Here we are again – another date that will live in the annals of quirkiness and the minds of people with OCD.

The number 12 has been significant since the beginning of time – 12 months in the year, 12 hours of night, 12 hours of day, 12 astrological signs, 12 Olympic gods and goddesses, 12 days of Christmas, and Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night.”

The number 12 is an accountant’s dream.  It can divided into halves, thirds, fourths, sixths, and twelfths.

Palindrome lovers rejoiced in the fact that at 1:21:02 A.M., they could celebrate the second which marks a date-time combination which will be read the same both backwards and forwards: 2012-12-12 1:21:02 = 201212-1-212102.  That makes my eyes hurt.

In Chinese numerology, the number one is a yang number, which is ruled by the sun and represents independence and individualism.  Two is a yin number, which is ruled by the moon and represents symmetry and balance.  When placed together, the number 12 brings harmony to the yin and yang, balancing the feminine energy of the moon with the masculine energy of the sun.  Thus, 12/12/12 supposedly equals lots of harmony.  Just like Red Bull and vodka!

I hope everyone enjoyed this day.  It’ll be the last one of its kind for a very long time.  In the meantime, I need to rest my eyes.

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In Memoriam – Ravi Shankar, 1920 – 2012

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Legendary Indian sitarist, Ravi Shankar, died yesterday, December 11, in San Diego, California.  Shankar died in a hospital near his home, his family said in a statement, adding that he had suffered from upper respiratory and heart ailments in the past year and underwent heart-valve replacement surgery last week.  He was 92.

Robindra Shankar Chowdhury, was born on April 7, 1920, in Varanasi, India, to a family of musicians and dancers.  His older brother Uday directed a touring Indian dance troupe, which Ravi joined when he was 10.  Within five years he had become one of the company’s star soloists.

In the early 1950s, Shankar began traveling throughout Europe and the United States.  He introduced the Western World to the sitar, then a little-known instrument outside of India.  Shankar collaborated with a variety of fellow musicians, including violinist Yehudi Menuhin and flutist Jean-Pierre Rampal.  But, it was his work George Harrison of the Beatles that brought him even greater international fame and respect.  Harrison had become intrigued with the sitar on the set of the 1965 Beatles’ film “Help!”  He quickly learned how to play it and used it on the Beatles’ song “Norwegian Wood.”  Within a couple of years, the sitar became popular with rock music, and Shankar began a new career.  He even opened the 1969 Woodstock Music Festival.

But he came to regret his participation in rock festivals, saying he actually deplored the use of his music, which has its roots in an ancient spiritual tradition, as a backdrop for drug taking.

“On one hand,” he said in a 1985 interview, “I was lucky to have been there at a time when society was changing.  And, although much of the hippie movement seemed superficial, there was also a lot of sincerity in it, and a tremendous amount of energy.  What disturbed me, though, was the use of drugs and the mixing of drugs with our music.  And I was hurt by the idea that our classical music was treated as a fad – something that is very common in Western countries.”

Shankar is the father of award-winning performers Anoushka Shankar and Norah Jones.

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Mother Wolf Turns 80

The wolf pup and his mother, Christmas 1965.

The wolf pup and his mother, Christmas 1965.

Today my mother, Guadalupe, marks her 80th birthday.  Even with high life expectancies here in the U.S., that’s still a notable milestone.  My mother was born just outside México City, the second of four children to a German-American father and a Mexican mother.  If you understand anything about Germans and Mexicans, then you might have an idea what a character my mother turned out to be.  She had a rough start.  She weighed less than 2 pounds, which in the early 1930s, was an almost certain death sentence for a baby.  They carried her home in a shoe box and used her father’s handkerchiefs as diapers.  And, she lived.

Her father had traveled from his native Michigan with an uncle to México in the late 1920s.  They were selling farm equipment.  Eventually, my grandfather’s uncle returned to Michigan, but my grandfather stayed in México where he met my grandmother.  They were an odd couple; two people from two completely different worlds.  But somehow, it all worked out.  Unfortunately, my grandmother died on Christmas Day 1940 at the age of 33.  Less than three years later, my grandfather moved the kids and mother-in-law to Texas where he had found work.  It was the height of World War II, and he had to leave México.  That turned out to be the best thing for them all, though; in part, because my mother eventually met my father.

I’m an only child and knowing what my mother endured during her pregnancy and labor makes me realize why.  She literally almost lost me twice and nearly died in the process.  There’s just no way to thank a woman willing to sacrifice her life to bring you into this world.  Besides, it’s from her that I get my love of reading and my acumen for spelling – two attributes that every good writer must have.  Happy Birthday, Mother!

Me with my parents at their 25th wedding anniversary in 1984.

Me with my parents at their 25th wedding anniversary in 1984.

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December 11, 2012 – 10 Days Until Baktun 12

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Survivalist Tip:  You must have plenty of containers to hold water; preferably made of steel, but firm plastic ones will suffice.  Containers for long-term water storage come in a variety of sizes – starting at 5 gallons.  If you plan to stay at home, I recommend much larger ones.  You can keep these vessels in your garage or house or even in your apartment.  Making certain the water stays fresh and drinkable is an obvious concern, so that’s why you also need a battery-powered water purification system.  The ancient Mayans developed sophisticated water storage and purification methods without the benefit of electricity, computers, or utility companies.  Therefore, it’s critical that you learn to gather, ration and treat your own water.  These items will ensure a stable environment for you and your family.  And, once things settle down, don’t just throw away these containers!  Any good survivalist knows they’re for long-term use.  Besides, you can store excess chocolate and gold bullion in them.

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2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees Announced

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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has announced their 2013 inductees.  Heart, the late Albert King, Randy Newman, Public Enemy, Rush and the late Donna Summer will receive performance inductions.  Record producer Lou Adler and record producer, conductor and arranger Quincy Jones each will receive the Ahmet Ertegun Award, which is given to non-performers.  The ceremony will take place on April 18, 2013 at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, the first time it’ll be held on the West Coast.

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Backing Away

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“Who would ever have thought blacks would get out and support the first black president?  Who would ever have thought women would shy away from the party of transvaginal probes?  Who would ever have thought gays would work against a party that treated them as immoral and subhuman?  Who would have ever thought young people would desert a party that ignored science and hectored on social issues?  Who would ever have thought Latinos would scorn a party that expected them to finish up their chores and self-deport?”

– Columnist Maureen Dowd, on the declining state of the Republican Party.  She coquettishly compares the GOP to the ancient Mayans; noting that the latter civilization self-destructed from internal bickering and a long-term refusal to progress.  Then again, at least the Mayans left behind some things of value.

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