Survivalist Tip: Yesterday I mentioned crackers. Aside from salads and soups, few things go better with crackers than peanut butter. Peanuts are indigenous to South America where they were first cultivated around 950 B.C. Even the Aztecs considered them a viable food source, feeding them to sacrificial victims days before the carnage fest. John Kellogg (of corn flakes fame) actually invented peanut butter in 1890, and it’s been a popular food staple ever since. But, peanut butter isn’t just for kids. It’s packed with Vitamin E, magnesium and potassium, and therefore, a good source of protein. Although it has roughly 180 to 210 calories per serving, that’s almost completely fiber, which ultimately gives you that full feeling you’d normally get from gorging at a Chinese buffet. It has plenty of the “good fat,” or monounsaturated fat, meaning it doesn’t clog your arteries or give you gas. Peanut butter can last a long time, so you don’t have to worry about spoilage. Unless you’re allergic to peanuts, I’d recommend buying case loads of peanut butter. Eating lots of it will appease the souls all those victims of human sacrifice.
Today’s Notable Birthdays
If today is your birthday, “Happy Birthday!”
Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist George F. Will is 71.
Singer Jackie Jackson (The Jackson Five, The Jacksons) is 61.
Singer Randy Travis (Forever and Ever Amen, On the Other Hand, Diggin’ Up Bones) is 53.
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On May 4…
1776 – Rhode Island became the first North American colony to renounce its allegiance to Britain.
1865 – President Abraham Lincoln was laid to rest in his hometown of Springfield, IL.
1886 – Emile Berliner patented the first practical phonograph, better known as the gramophone.
1932 – Al Capone was jailed in the Atlanta Penitentiary for tax evasion.
1948 – Norman Mailer published his first novel, The Naked and the Dead.
1961 – The first group of “Freedom Riders” left Washington, D.C., to challenge racial segregation on interstate buses and in bus terminals.
1964 – The Pulitzer Prize jury failed for the first time to award winners in the areas of fiction, drama and music.
1970 – Four students at Kent State University in Ohio were fatally shot by National Guard members during an anti-Vietnam War demonstration.
1977 – Former President Richard M. Nixon spoke with interviewer, David Frost in the first of four television interviews.
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Quote of the Day
“Forget about being politically correct by being pro-choice. Let me tell you something: A) Hitler was pro-choice. He chose to send the Jews to Auschwitz. That was not their choice; that was Hitler’s choice. B) Murderers, assassins and criminals are pro-choice. They choose to put a gun to your head and take your life. That is not your choice. That is their choice. C) The baby in your womb will not choose the saline solution that will burn his or her skin away nor will he choose the forceps that will crack his little head off. That is not their choice; that is your choice.”
– New York State Sen. Ruben Diaz, writing on his official state website.
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Rare White Buffalo Killed on Texas Ranch
Lightning Medicine Cloud, a rare white buffalo born on the Lakota Buffalo Ranch in Greenville, Texas, in May 2011 was found slain and skinned a few days ago. The next day its mother was also found dead. Weeks earlier its father apparently had been fatally struck by lightning. Hunt County police officials are investigating, along with the Texas Rangers and other state agencies. White buffalo are sacred to the Lakota Sioux people who believe the birth of such an animal is a spiritual call for peace and unity. They also are very rare; only about 1 out of a million buffalo are albino.
Lightning Medicine Cloud’s arrival was met with much fanfare last year. The Lakota Buffalo Ranch named the male calf in recognition of its birth during a powerful thunderstorm. Ranch owner Arby Little Soldier hasn’t yet provided any specifics about the animal’s death, but is offering a $5,000 reward leading to the arrest of the person or persons responsible for the deaths of Lightning Medicine Cloud and his mother. The ranch intends to proceed with a ceremony May 11 – 12 that would have honored the calf’s first birthday. Instead, it will be a memorial service.
Anyone with information is asked to call the Hunt County Sheriff’s Department at (903) 453-6800 and ask for either Sheriff Randy Meeks or Lt. Tommy Grandfield.
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Museum of Simply Important Things
Recently, Nobel Prize-winning Turkish author Orhan Pamuk established a “Museum of Innocence” in his native Istanbul. Although it’s not “spectacular or monumental,” the “museum” is ingenious in its simplicity. It houses relics of every day Turkish life in the second half of the 20th century.
“Our daily lives are honorable, and their objects should be preserved,” said Pamuk. “It’s not all about the glories of the past. It’s the people and their objects that count.”
He adapted the idea for the collection from his book, The Museum of Innocence, which follows the travails of a young man named Kemal who is engaged to Sibel. Both are from prominent families that adhere to strict cultural rules about marriage and chastity. Things get complicated, however, when Kemal becomes infatuated with Füsun, an attractive young woman who also happens to be a distant relation. As he pursues Füsun over an 8-year period, beginning in 1975, Kemal amasses a collection of objects that chronicle his life and passions. His obsession consumes him so much that he ignores the social and political upheavals occurring in Turkey at the same time.
The real museum contains items Pamuk collected from various resources. There are China figurines, old shaving kits, a film projector and toothbrushes. He’d conceived of the idea over a decade ago, along with the book. The space occupied by the museum was originally meant to open with the novel’s publication, but was beset with delays. Working closely with a team of architects, artists and product designers, it took Pamuk another 4 years to complete the project.
The Museum of Innocence” was Pamuk’s first novel after winning the 2006 Nobel Prize in Literature, the first Nobel to be awarded to a Turkish citizen. Pamuk has sold over 11 million books in 60 languages, making him Turkey’s best-selling writer. His outspokenness has also made him perhaps its most controversial. In 2005, he was charged with “insulting Turkishness” over his sharp remarks about the World War I massacre of Armenians. He was eventually acquitted, but the ordeal only intensified Pamuk’s concerns about free speech issues. It also caught the world’s attention and led some to question Turkey’s admission into the European Union.
Pamuk remains undeterred. “When I look back on my life up to the age of 54, I see a person who has worked long hours at a desk, in both happiness and in misery,” he declares in an autobiographical statement. “I have written my books with care, patience, and good intentions, believing in each and every one.”
That is the true spirit of a writer; a philosophy all aspiring scribes should adopt.
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May 3, 2012 – 231 days Until Baktun 12
Survivalist Tip: I know I’m late in getting this out, but just deal with it. Earlier, while snacking on some crackers, I realized they are the perfect fast food. I prefer crackers with embedded salt. Unsalted crackers are like cardboard to me, and who the hell would want that? Most crackers are made with unbleached flour, yeast and soybean oil and are usually fortified with iron, niacin and Vitamin B. All of these ingredients provide can provide you with energy and stamina to protect yourself against intruders or a cantankerous spouse. As you’re hunkered down in your home, tent, cave, or armored tank, you’ll need some viable sustenance, and crackers can provide just that. Stockpile as many boxes of crackers as you can shortly before December 21. They keep for a relatively long time. Even if they start to go stale, they’re still edible. Regrettably, they don’t go too well with chocolate, but they’re a perfect supplement to the variety of fruit you should have on hand.
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Today’s Notable Birthdays
If May 3 was your birthday, “Happy Birthday!” and sorry I’m late.
Folk singer – songwriter Pete Seeger is 93.
Singer Frankie Valli (The Four Seasons) is 75.
Bass guitarist Pete Staples (The Troggs) is 68.
Sports announcer Greg Gumbel is 66.
Folk singer Mary Hopkin (Those Were the Days, Goodbye, Temma Harbour) is 62.
Singer – songwriter Christopher Cross (Arthur’s Theme (Best that You can Do), Sailing, Ride like the Wind) is 61.
Bass guitarist Bruce Hall (REO Speedwagon) is 59.
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On May 3…
1469 – Philosopher and writer Niccolo Machiavelli was born in Florence, Italy.
1802 – Washington, D.C., was incorporated as a city.
1933 – Nellie Ross became the first female director of the U.S. Mint.
1944 – Dr. Robert Woodward and Dr. William Doering produced the first synthetic quinine at Harvard University.
1952 – Lte. Col. Joseph O. Fletcher and Lte. Col. William P. Benedict landed the first airplane at the North Pole.
1979 – Margaret Thatcher became Britain’s first female Prime Minister.
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