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“So can the government require you to buy a cell phone because that would facilitate responding when you need emergency services?”
– Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts to Solicitor General Donald Verrilli in oral arguments last week over the Obama Administration’s health care reform law. The Court is expected to announce its final ruling in June.
Personally, I support Obama on many issues, including the health care effort, but he and the Democratic Party have overstepped their bounds on this one. I only have an issue with the legal requirement that everyone buy health insurance. As someone who’s been unemployed for the better part of a year, I can’t imagine figuring health care into my already stretched budget. I have to wonder how much it would cost me (COBRA would have been a $300 monthly expense) and what the government would do to me if I refused to buy into it. I mean, seriously! What are they going to do? Put me in a time out? I’ve had to deal with workplace politics my entire adult life, now this?
Happy April Fool’s Day!
The history of April Fool’s Day, or “All Fool’s Day,” is uncertain. But, I’m sure the ancient Romans had something to do with it, which means the Roman Catholic Church ultimately had a hand in its development. The current theory holds that the entire fiasco began in France around 1582 with the introduction of the Gregorian Calendar under King Charles IX. Pope Gregory XIII had created his own personal calendar to replace the common Julian Calendar, which was no less dysfunctional. Like I said, you can blame the Romans and the Catholic Church for this mess. The abrupt shift in all the dates meant that New Year’s would now take place around January 1, instead of somewhere between March and April, as it had been.
Communication traveled slowly in those days, thus some people didn’t learn about the new calendar for a few years after its adoption. That created its own gallery of problems, not the least of which meant some folks had been cheated out of their birthdays. In a state of rebellion, or denial, a number of holdouts continued to celebrate New Year’s on April 1. The general population and the Catholic hierarchy labeled them fools – and if you’ve ever attended a Catholic mass, you’ll see the irony in that accusation! But, those who’d accepted the new calendar often would play practical jokes on the stalwarts – sending them invitations to non-existent parties; dispatching them on false errands; telling them all Jews were converting to Christianity.
The harassment evolved into a custom of prank-playing on April 1. The tradition eventually spread to the British Isles who then brought it with them to the Americas. It’s another reason why Indians kick themselves for not having a cohesive immigration plan in place 500 years ago. That’s no joke, of course. Regardless, have as much clean fun with it as you can – and don’t do anything Chief Writing Wolf wouldn’t do, when you get too damn bored.
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March 31, 2012 – 264 days Until Baktun 12
Survivalist Tip: Vitamin D is actually a rarity in the vitamin world, found in only a few foods; mainly fish, eggs, milk and cod liver oil. Five forms of Vitamin D have been identified: 1 – 5. (Scientists were too excited to give them individual names.) Vitamin D’s basic function is to maintain normal blood levels of calcium and phosphorus. As you know, calcium is a critical element in the health of bones and teeth. Phosphorus is an element represented by the letter “P” (as if that wasn’t obvious); it is essential to all life forms because it helps to extract energy from food, particularly fats and starches. It speeds up the healing process and works with calcium to strengthen bones. Strong bones will be of the utmost importance as you struggle to survive in the immediate aftermath of the apocalypse. Strong bones will help you search for food, build fires in the outdoors to cook it and beat the crap out of anybody that tries to steal that food. The ancient Mayans – as short and stocky as they were – had incredibly strong bones. How else do you think they were able to build those massive pyramids without draft animals? Therefore, it’s important that you a ready supply of Vitamin D in your cache of goods. You may not build any pyramids, but strong bones will come in handy when you remodel your house after the axes switch.
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Tejano Monument Commemorated in Austin

The Tejano Monument was unveiled on the south lawn of the Capitol for dignitaries instrumental in the creation and funding of the legacy sculpture. Photo by Ralph Barrera / Austin American-Statesman.
As I’d mentioned in a previous post, Texas finally has decided to honor some of the state’s earliest settlers – the Spanish and Mexican ranchers and farmers who often intermarried with the indigenous peoples, gave the state its name and built a complex society long before the Mayflower pilgrims even set sail. This past Thursday, the 29th, a dedication ceremony took place on the capitol grounds with members of Texas’ oldest families, various local political figures and the monument’s designer, Armando Hinojosa, among those on hand. Gov. Rick Perry said the dedication was “long past due.”
Sen. Judith Zaffirini, the first Hispanic woman elected to the state Senate, praised the lawmakers who helped pass legislation that made the monument possible. She also thanked the private contributors who helped design and fund the sculpture by Hinojosa, a Laredo artist and a descendant of Laredo founder Don Tomas Sanchez.
“The history of Texas is the history of Tejanos,” Zaffirini said in both Spanish and English.
Andres Tijerina, the keynote speaker at the ceremony and an expert on Tejano history at Austin Community College, described how Tejanos settled Texas 150 years before the first Anglos came to the Spanish territory. He explained how cowboys, ranching and much of modern Texas culture and language originated with the early Tejano settlers along the Rio Grande and the Gulf Coast and were adopted by Anglo immigrants.
The Tejano monument “is a testament to the legacy of the modern Texas and the living Tejanos who are here with you,” Tijerina said. “It is because they are Texans that Tejanos come here today to claim moreover their place in the future of Texas.”
Texas has a modern history under 6 different nations, including Spain and México. But, historians always have complained that too much attention has been given to the state’s English-speaking leaders and settlers, most of whom came from the east coast. It’s really no coincidence that this monument comes at a time when the state has seen a dramatic increase in the Hispanic population and the economic and political powers that come with that. Much of that population growth is due to Latin American immigration, of course, but that shouldn’t overshadow the fact that Hispanics have been here all along.
Today’s Notable Birthdays
If yours is today also, “Happy Birthday!”
Actor William Daniels (St. Elsewhere, The Graduate, Reds) is 85.
Golf champion Miller Barber (holds record for most wins in the Senior PGA Tour [24] from 1981 to 1992) is 81.
Author John Jakes (California Gold, In the Big Country) is 80.
Actor Richard Chamberlain (Dr. Kildare, The Thorn Birds, Centennial, Shogun) is 78.
Actress – singer Shirley Jones (Carousel, The Music Man, Oklahoma!, The Partridge Family) is 78.
Jazz musician Herb Alpert (Tijuana Brass) 77.
Actor Christopher Walken (The Deerhunter, Batman Returns, Pulp Fiction) is 69.
Guitarist Mick Ralphs (All the Young Dudes, Bad Company) is 68.
Actor – comedian Gabe Kaplan (Welcome Back Kotter, Nobody’s Perfekt) is 67.
Guitarist – keyboardist Al Nichol (The Turtles) is 66.
Lawyer – author Dwight David Eisenhower II, grandson of 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, is 64.
Al Gore (U.S. Senator from Tennessee, 1985 – 1993; 45th U.S. Vice President, 1993 – 2000]) is 64.
Actress Rhea Perlman (Cheers, Pearl, Carwash) is 64.
Ed Marinaro (former Minnesota Vikings running back [Super Bowl VIII, IX] – actor [Hill Street Blues, Sisters, Dancing with Danger]) is 62.
Singer – keyboardist Sean Hopper (Clover; Huey Lewis and The News) is 59.
Guitarist Angus Young (AC/DC) is 57.
Actor Marc McClure (Freaky Friday, Back to the Future series, Superman series) is 55.
Actor Ewan McGregor (The Pillow Book, Trainspotting) is 41.
On March 31…
1492 – In Spain, a royal edict declared that all Jews who refused to convert to Christianity would be expelled.
1596 – René Descartes, often called the “Father of Modern Philosophy,” was born in La Haye, France.
1809 – Playwright and novelist Nikolai Gogol was born in Sorochintsi, Ukraine.
1880 – The first electric street lights installed by a municipality were turned on in Wabash, IN.
1889 – Designed by Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, the Eiffel Tower opened in Paris for the Paris Exhibition of 1889.
1918 – Daylight saving time went into effect throughout the United States for the first time.
1959 – The Dalai Lama, fleeing Chinese suppression in his native Tibet, fled to India where he was granted asylum.
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Great Smoky Mountains National Park – Tennessee and North Carolina
Literally within a day’s drive of half the U.S. population, the Great Smoky Mountains is the most visited national park in the country. Along with over 800 square miles of terrain and hiking trails spread across some of the oldest mountains on Earth, the 62nd annual Spring Wildflower Pilgrimage, April 25-28, features 134 walks and programs led by rangers, botanists, entomologists and naturalists. Photograph courtesy William Manning.






















