March 17, 2012 – 278 days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  As December 21st approaches, considering stockpiling large quantities of green bananas.  Bananas are probably indigenous to Papua New Guinea, but didn’t gain prominence until after Europeans arrived in the Americas where the fruit also grows.  Bananas are mostly water, but they also contain large amounts of potassium, which is essential for proper functioning of the heart, kidneys and the entire digestive system.  And, in the upheaval of the apocalypse, the last thing you want to worry about is a digestive issue, like incontinence.  You’ll have enough shit to deal with already.  I emphasize green bananas because you obviously don’t want them to ripen too soon and you don’t know how long chaos will rule. Bananas will help you survive the uncertainty – until your favorite natural foods store re-opens.

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On March 17…

461 – St. Patrick died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland.

 

1762 – New York City hosted the first St. Patrick’s Day parade in the United States.

 

1776 – British forces evacuated Boston, chased out by troops under Gen. George Washington.

 

1897 – Motion pictures of a championship prize fight were taken for the first time as ‘Sunny’ Bob Fitzsimmons knocked out ‘Gentleman’ Jim Corbett for the world heavyweight title.

 

1906 – President Theodore Roosevelt coined the word ‘muckrake’ in a speech that he delivered to the Gridiron Club in Washington, D.C.

 

1907 – America’s first bowling tournament for women began in St. Louis, MO, with almost 100 women participating in the event.

1910 – The Camp Fire Girls organization was founded at Lake Sebago, ME by Luther and Charlotte Gulick.

1941 – The National Gallery of Art was officially opened by U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt in Washington, D.C.

 

1969 – Golda Meir, a Milwaukee high school teacher, was sworn in as Prime Minister of Israel.

 

1985 – William Schroeder set a record for heart transplant patients as he reached his 113th day of life with the artificial organ.

 

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Today’s Birthdays

Composer – jazz musician Paul Horn (Green Jelly Beans, Dancing Children) is 82.

 

Singer Adam Wade (Take Good Care of Her, The Writing on the Wall) is 77.

 

Guitarist Paul Kantner (Jefferson Airplane) is 71.

 

Cito Gaston, former baseball player and manager of the Toronto Blue Jays; World Series titles (1992-1993); first black manager to win Series, is 68.

 

Musician – songwriter John Sebastian (Lovin’ Spoonful) is 68.

 

Drummer Harold Brown (War) is 66.

 

Actor Patrick Duffy (Man from Atlantis, Dallas) is 63.

 

Guitarist Scott Gorham (Thin Lizzy) is 61.

 

Actor Kurt Russell (Elvis, Escape from New York) is 61.

 

Actress Lesley-Anne Down (Upstairs, Downstairs; The Great Train Robbery) is 58.

 

Keyboardist Mike Lindup (Level 42) is 53.

 

Actor Rob Lowe (St. Elmo’s Fire, About Last Night) is 48.

 

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Cartoon of the Day

 

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Picture of the Day

Bluebonnets bloom along a Texas highway.  Despite a year-long drought and a warm winter, the state flower is popping up in abundance.

 

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Quote of the Day

“Why did they not stop the killings?  These soldiers at the camp spy with expensive equipment on all that happens, from the ground and from the air.” 

– Haji Nuur Mohammed, 60, who lives in Zangiabad, Afghanistan where a U.S. soldier killed 16 civilians.  The soldier has been identified as Robert Bales.

 

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

I don’t normally celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, but I’ve always found Ireland enchanting.  For one thing, it’s the primary source of the world’s redheads.  But, there’s something about the island nation that’s still mystical and enigmatic.  Perhaps, if I actually visited the place, I might end up with a different opinion.  But, a cousin of mine who’s been there more than once has nothing but good things to say about Ireland. 

Part of the fascination surrounds the life of the very man whom we celebrate today – St. Patrick.  Not much is known about his early life, but oddly – and this will destroy many leprechaun dreams – St. Patrick wasn’t even Irish; he was born around A.D. 390 across the sea in that evil Protestant empire more commonly known as England.  He supposedly grew up in an aristocratic Christian family, surrounded by servants, and professed no interest in proselytizing.  Legend declares – as legends are wont to do – that Patrick was kidnapped around age 16 and taken to Ireland where he was forced to tend sheep on a cold forbidding mountainside. 

After about 7 years, Patrick heard a voice in his dreams telling him to escape; whereupon he found passage on a pirate ship back to England and reunited with his family.  Then, he apparently had another dream where that voice, or perhaps another voice told him to return to Ireland and try like hell to convert those heathenous pagans to Christianity.  He became ordained in the Anglican Church and traveled back to Ireland to begin his mission. 

He allegedly used a shamrock, a 3- leaved plant, to explain the Holy Trinity to the Irish people.  After about 30 years of evangelism, Patrick died on March 17, 462, and was buried in Downpatrick. 

By the 9th century A.D., the Irish had come to revere Patrick as their patron saint.  In the early 1600’s, Saint Patrick’s Day became a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland.  But, it wasn’t until 1903 that St. Patrick’s Day became an official public holiday in Ireland. 

So, to all my Irish friends and acquaintances, here’s to you – whether you’re Catholic or Celtic!

 

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Official Liquid-Plumr Double Impact Commercial

This may be the official Liquid-Plumr commercial, but it’d probably drive the conservative right crazy and piss off the feminist left.  So I can’t see it on the air any time soon.  Enjoy nonetheless!  I think I missed my true calling in life – advertising.  What did you think?  Plumbing?!  Get your minds out of the drain!  But, leave me a number where I can reach you after midnight.

 

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March 16, 2012 – 279 days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  Among the many defense tools you should have in your arsenal is a bow and arrow.  While this may cause some to roll their eyes – which, if done severely enough, will lead either to blindness or facial traction – true survivalists understand even a basic bow and arrow setup can be a lifesaver.  Humans have been utilizing bows and arrows for thousands of years – mostly for food, but also for security measures and the occasional disrespectful child.  Any decent sporting goods store or hunting outlet will have a good selection of bows and arrows available.  Handling one takes some skill, but it literally can be the difference between life and death.  From a security standpoint, a nicely-shot arrow can take out someone trying to steal your food rations, like a politician or an in-law.  From a culinary view, an arrow can provide sustenance for you and your family; a deer, moose, or burrito doesn’t stand a chance against a strategically-fired arrow.  And, as always, an arrow in the butt will keep those bratty kids in line.  Since feminist liberals won’t survive the apocalypse, you don’t have to worry about someone telling you how to raise your children.

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Peruvians Feel Robbed After Spain Gets Treasure

In this undated photo made available by Spain’s Culture Ministry, a member of the Ministry technical crew displays some of the 594,000 coins and other artifacts found in the Nuestra Senora de las Mercedes, a Spanish galleon sunk by British warships in the Atlantic while sailing back from South America in 1804, in a warehouse in Tampa, Fla. A 17-ton trove of silver coins recovered from the Spanish galleon was set to be flown February 24, 2012 from the United States to Spain, concluding a nearly five-year legal struggle with Odyssey Marine Exploration, the Florida deep-sea explorers who found and recovered it. (AP Photo/Spain’s Culture Ministry)

In another case of Europeans screwing over Indigenous Americans, a U.S. court has ruled that treasure from a Spanish vessel salvaged in 2007 should be returned to Spain.  The Nuestra Señora de las Mercedes sunk in the Atlantic Ocean in 1804, about 100 miles west of the Strait of Gibraltar, after being attacked by a British war ship.  The Mercedes had originated in Peru, which was a Spanish colony until 1821.  Odyssey Marine Exploration of Tampa, Florida retrieved about 17 tons of gold and silver coins from the Mercedes, but its fate had been in limbo until a 3-judge U.S. appeals court ordered all of it returned to Spain.

Many Peruvians understandably feel robbed.  The precious metals were mined and the coins were minted in the Andes region of Peru, most likely by countless Indians whose numbers already had been reduced due to disease and violence bestowed upon them by the Spanish invaders.  Then, they were forced to toil in the mines, extracting the very ore they often used to make gold and silver ornaments for their own royalty in previous centuries.

“Spain’s progenitors were genocidal to our progenitors, the indigenous of Peru, thousands if not millions of whom died in underground mines going after that metal,” said Rodolfo Rojas Villanueva, an activist with the eco-cultural movement Patria Verde.

As in many such cases, it’s not the money that matters.  It’s the issue of sovereignty and respect.  “There existed an entity, a country that had not yet become independent but was a territory that later converted itself into an independent country, that is called Peru,” said Jose Antonio Garcia Belaunde, foreign minister in the 2006 – 2011 administration of President Alan Garcia.  “The money belonged to that territory.”

Peru’s ambassador to the U.S., Harold Forsyth, put it more bluntly: “The ship departed from the port of Callao (near Lima) with a cargo of coins minted in Peru, extracted from Peruvian mines with arms and sweat of Peruvians.”

Peru has fought previously for its lost archaeological treasures.  Under Garcia, it successfully persuaded Yale University to return hundreds of items taken from the Inca city of Machu Picchu a century ago by the U.S. explorer Hiram Bingham.

Just like when President Obama didn’t bow to Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II a couple of years ago (a move some White conservatives here in the U.S. considered a sign of disrespect, when in fact, our president should bow to no European royal), the people and governments of Europe often have to be reminded forcefully that the people and nations of the Western Hemisphere are no longer their colonial entities.  They can’t just do to us as they please and expect us to tolerate it anymore.  The sun set on their empires decades ago, and – as with many White southerners who keep reliving the Civil War – they just can’t seem to let that all go.

Both Peru and Odyssey have appeals pending before the U.S. Supreme Court whose right-wing bent in recent years should prove to be interesting in this case.

 

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