Monthly Archives: March 2012

Venezuela’s Book Import Controls Threaten Cultural Isolation

Latin America has produced some of the best writers the world has ever known: Jorge Luis Borges, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Carlos Fuentes, Isabel Allende, Octavio Paz and Pablo Neruda among them.  As the nations of the region move towards more democratic forms of government, their citizens are becoming increasingly connected to the world around them.  And, of course, literature assumes its usual role as a conduit of culture and ideology.  It goes without saying that political freedom allows a populace to consume anything it wants to read.  Just ask residents of the former Soviet Union.  But, amidst the glory of Latin America’s revitalization, Venezuela seems mired in literary seclusion.  According to Roger Michelena, owner of Librerias Michelena and founder of Ficcion Breve (Short Fiction), an independent literary trade publisher in Caracas, barely 1% of titles published in Spanish ever make it to Venezuela.

The nation isn’t just dealing with the usual problems involving distribution and marketing.  It has to contend with a government that imposes strict exchange controls – much like the former Soviet Union did to its literary elite and what China often does now to its own writers.  It shouldn’t be a surprise to even a minor student of international politics. 

Since assuming the presidency in 1999, Hugo Chavez has ruled Venezuela like…well, like Stalin.  As with many Latin American leaders, Chavez came to power with a socialist agenda; promising radical changes for the poor and daring to take on the “predatory oligarchs” of the old order.  But, in the 13 years since, he’s become more of an autocrat; holding onto his position in much the same way any dictator does.  And, when the power and wealth of a nation go into the hands of a few, the lower classes suffer the most.  And, among the first things they’re forced to sacrifice is education. 

It’s up against this backdrop that Michelena finds himself.  In this interview with “Spanish World Book News,” Michelena explains his mission and his passion.

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March 2, 2012 – 293 days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  If you already live in a well-built house in a good neighborhood, you probably won’t have to flee when the apocalypse hits.  Some areas – like South Dallas; Miami’s Little Haiti; Hollywood, CA; and just about all of Detroit – aren’t even safe now, so those residents should start planning to evacuate now.  But, if you do plan to stay in your home, please make certain your windows are fortified.  Obviously windows are vulnerable because of the glass, but not if they’re made with “cellular composite technology.”  No, CCT glass isn’t developed from stem cells, so you pro-life advocates just settle down and hear me out!  CCT glass – or what I simply call butt glass – is made with tissue excised from obese people during weight reduction surgeries.  And, since there’s been an obesity epidemic in this country for years, there’s no shortage of supply.  Tissue from one fat person can secure windows for a four-bedroom home!  If you live in a multi-room estate, you’ll probably need at least 5 lard-asses to retrofit all the windows.  Yet, this will be an essential, worthwhile investment.  Unlike standard glass, butt glass bends and stretches without breaking.  Thus, if the Earth shakes and heavy winds blow – which mostly like will happen when the Mayan gods arise – your butt glass windows will keep you and your loved ones safe.  And, with everything else going crazy, you don’t want to worry about any unexpected cracks!

 

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Today’s Birthdays

Mikhail Gorbachev, last official President of the former Soviet Union (1990 –1991), is 81.

Author Tom Wolfe (The Bonfire of the Vanities, The Right Stuff) is 81.

Author John Irving (Cider House Rules, The World According to Garp) is 70.

 

Singer – songwriter Lou Reed (Walk on the Wild Side, Charley’s Girl) is 70.

 

Singer – songwriter Eddie Money (Baby Hold On, I Wanna Go Back, Take Me Home Tonight, I Think I’m in Love) is 63.

 

 

Comedienne – actress Laraine Newman (Saturday Night Live) is 60.

 

Singer Jay Osmond (The Osmond Brothers) is 57.

 

Singer John Cowsill (The Cowsills) is 56.

Bass guitarist Mark Evans (AC/DC) is 56.

 

Singer – songwriter Jon Bon Jovi (Bon Jovi) is 50.

 

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On March 2…

1807 – Congress passed an act to abolish the slave trade. 

1861 – Texas declared its independence and seceded from the union.

 

1866 – The Excelsior Needle Company of Wolcottville, Connecticut began making sewing machine needles.

1903 – The Martha Washington Hotel opened for business in New York City. The hotel featured 416 rooms and was the first hotel exclusively for women, although men could dine in the restaurant.

 

1904 – Theodor Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss, was born in Springfield, MA.

 

1917 – President Woodrow Wilson signed the Jones-Shafroth Act, which granted U.S. citizenship to Puerto Ricans.

1925 – State and federal highway officials developed a nationwide route-numbering system and adopted the familiar U.S. shield-shaped numbered marker.  For example, in the east, there is U.S. 1 that runs from New England to Florida and in the west, the corresponding highway, U.S. 101, from Tacoma, WA to San Diego, CA.

 

1927 – Babe Ruth signed a 3-year contract with the New York Yankees for a guarantee of $70,000 a year, thus becoming baseball’s highest paid player.

 

1929 – Congress passed the Jones Act, which banned the actual consumption of alcohol.

1940 – W2XBS broadcast the first televised intercollegiate track meet on TV from Madison Square Garden in New York City.

1944 – A freight train carrying more than 650 people stopped in a tunnel in the Apennine Mountains near Salerno, Italy.  Whether the engineers stopped it, or the train stalled is unknown, but with engines idling, more than 500 of the passengers on board suffocated to death.

 

1958 – British geologist Dr. Vivian Fuchs reached McMurdo Sound in the Ross Sea, thus completing the first crossing of Antarctica by land.  As a part of the International Geophysical Year, the Commonwealth of Nations organized the expedition, which covered 2,158 miles.

 

1962 – Wilt ‘The Stilt’ Chamberlain scored 100 points and broke an NBA record as the Philadelphia Warriors beat the New York Knicks 169-147.

1972 – NASA launched Pioneer 10 to Jupiter.

 

1974 – U.S. postage stamps jumped from eight to ten cents for first-class mail.

1978 – Two men stole the body of Charlie Chaplin from a cemetery in Corsier-sur-Vevey, Switzerland.  Police eventually arrested the men on May 17 and recovered Chaplin’s remains.

 

1987 – Government officials reported that the median price for a new home had topped $100,000 for the first time.  The new figure price of $110,700 was up from $94,600.

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Cartoon of the Day

Davy Jones 1945 – 2012

 

 

 

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Picture of the Day

Siku, a polar bear born November 22, 2011 in a Danish wildlife park, is getting a taste of the world around him.  The cub’s daily activities are being tracked by Explore, an international wildlife organization.  Photo by Søren Koch.

 

 

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Quote of the Day

“I hate to say this, but in Texas we can fight all day long, but there’s a propensity to write us off.  They think, ‘That’s Texas.  Texas is a place where those kinds of things happen.’”

— Texas state Rep. Garnet Coleman, D-Houston, discussing why there was little national attention to Texas’ sonogram bill but similar legislation in other states has received national media coverage.

 

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Chief U.S. District Judge Sends Racially Charged Email About Obama

Chief U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull on Wednesday admitted to sending a racially charged email about President Barack Obama from his courthouse chambers.  Cebull, of Billings, was nominated by former President George W. Bush and has served as chief judge for the District of Montana since 2008.  He insists he isn’t racist – he just doesn’t like Obama.

According to reports, Cibull sent the following email on February 20 to six people:

A MOM’S MEMORY

Normally I don’t send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

A little boy said to his mother; ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!’

Obviously, the email insinuates that President Obama’s Negro (Kenyan-born) father is a dog.  That means when President Obama’s deceased mother married his father, she committed bestiality.  Cebull went on to clarify his true sentiments, which somehow got lost in the commotion:

“It was not intended by me in any way to become public.  I apologize to anybody who is offended by it, and I can obviously understand why people would be offended.  The only reason I can explain it to you is I am not a fan of our president, but this goes beyond not being a fan.  I didn’t send it as racist, although that’s what it is.  I sent it out because it’s anti-Obama.”

As someone of mixed Spanish, Indian and German ancestry, I’ve been the brunt of such callous remarks, although no one has been so stupid to denounce my parents – or anyone else in my family – guilty of bestiality.  It’s typical of some extremist Caucasian conservatives to equate Negroes and Indians with animals.  That’s how the first Europeans in the Western Hemisphere viewed the indigenous populations and it’s why they started importing slaves from Africa.  They considered our ancestors nothing more wildlife, or at best, livestock.

The email came to light through the usual means.  One of its recipients forwarded it to another person, who in turn forwarded it to another person.  The email was eventually passed along to the Great Falls Tribune, who contacted Cebull for clarification and comment.   Cebull said he was surprised the recipients of the e-mail passed it along with his name on it.  Yes, of course!  Who could have seen that coming?

 

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March 1, 2012 – 294 days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  Since it’s the 1st of March, I want to address those folks who plan to take off on foot somewhere once the apocalypse strikes.  You already understand the need for traveling light, but I want to make certain you understand that hiking and climbing for long distances can be tiresome, especially if you’re out of shape and / or you’ve stored too much into your backpack.  First, you have to get into shape, which means moving around more than between the refrigerator and your computer.  This means actually marching, like people do in the military, on prison chain gangs, or when they’re members of the varsity drum major squad.  These individuals understand the importance of maintaining good stride while walking uniformly – otherwise they might get shot!  Yes, those drum major coaches can be real hellions.  You may be on your own, but you’ll have to keep a good stride.  This will help to prevent you from losing your sanity, as you clamber over rough terrain, jumbled vehicles, or masses of dead bodies.  If you are out of shape (read: fat ass), start now by marching up and down the street, the apartment complex stairs, or the halls of the mental hospital where you’re staying.  This will help to prepare you for long treks across the wasteland.  Second, learn to lighten that glut of mess in your backpack.  And third, if you carry an I-pod with tunes of Native American music, it would be even better for your soul, as that will show the Mayan gods you are one with the Earth.  Otherwise, just hum “99 Bars of Chocolate on the Wall” and you’ll be alright.

 

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Today’s Birthdays

Singer – actor Harry Belafonte (The Banana Boat Song, Jamaica Farewell) is 85.

 

Actor Robert Conrad (The Wild Wild West, High Mountain Rangers) is 77.

 

Singer Roger Daltrey (The Who) is 68.

 

Actor Dirk Benedict (The A-Team, Battlestar Galactica) is 67.

 

Actor Alan Thicke (Hope & Gloria, Growing Pains) is 65.

 

Former professional basketball player Brian Winters (LA Lakers, Milwaukee Bucks) is 60.

Actress Catherine Bach (The Dukes of Hazzard, African Skies) is 58.

 

Producer – director Ron Howard (Splash, Cocoon, Backdraft, Apollo 13) is 58.

Actor Timothy Daly (Diner, Wings) is 56.

 

Actor Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men) is 43.

 

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