If today is your birthday, “Happy Birthday!”
Actor Joe Santos (The Rockford Files, The Panic in Needle Park, Shamus, The Friends of Eddie Coyle, Blue Thunder) is 81.
Comedian – actor Jackie Mason (Jacob Moshe Maza; Chicken Soup, The World According to Me, The Jerk) is 76.
Sportscaster and basketball analyst Dick Vitale (ABC, ESPN; author: Time Out, Baby!) is 73.
Author Patricia Cornwell (Kay Scarpetta series) is 56.
Actor Michael J. Fox (Back to the Future, The Secret of My Success, Bright Lights Big City, Doc Hollywood, Greedy, For Love or Money, Family Ties) is 51.
Actor Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean series, Arizona Dreams, Nick of Time, Dead Man, Ed Wood, Donnie Brasco, Don Juan DeMarco, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape) is 49.
Actress Gloria Reuben (ER, Timecop, Shaft) is 48.
Actress Natalie Portman (Mars Attacks!, The Prince of Egypt, Black Swan) is 31.
Chief Writing Wolf 
Jackie mason is not 70s, but 80s. Everything he says is fake. Fake wig. Fake marriage. Fake girlfriend. Stick to your 300 pound schvartza gal pal you were spotted two nights ago in your building. You Dirty old man!