Here’s yet another reason why “Black Friday” shopping is for the mentally-impaired. A fight broke out at Town East Mall in Mesquite, Texas this morning. What some people thought was a gunshot was actually a trash can slamming into the floor. Stores need to invest in Xanax dispensers. In fact, I think I just found a great business idea: I’ll drive down to México in mid-November and purchase as much Xanax as I possibly can; then, sell it to people waiting in line for “Black Friday” deals. Oh my God! I think I can pay off my student loans in a day!