We all know chocolate isn’t just perfect for the proverbial sweet tooth; it also facilitates serotonin production. Cacao beans are native to the Americas, and the ancient Maya considered them sacred. So much they even used chocolate enemas. Yes, that seems strange, but think about it. Mayans developed the only known writing system in the Western Hemisphere; built massive structures without the use of draft animals or the wheel; and were the first known society to use 0 as a place number.
So, next time you feel life is spinning out of control and you’re losing a grip on reality, just ram a chocolate bar up your ass and you’ll be good to go!
Chief Writing Wolf 