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Picture of the Day
This is nature at its best and most extraordinary. In a moment when the sun and earth align perfectly, water falling at Glacier Point in Yosemite National Park gives off a reddish glow called Horsetail Falls. It occurs in a fleeting instant at sunset only in mid-February – if the winter weather cooperates. On those days, the setting sun illuminates this lesser-known of the park’s waterfalls so precisely that it resembles molten lava as it flows over the sheer granite face of the imposing El Capitan. Photo courtesy of Yosemite National Park Service, Scott Gediman).
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Quote of the Day
“Democrats have a file on every gay man in the Republican Party ranks. There are pictures. There’s video. Mostof these guys are being actively blackmailed by the DNC — so that when pushes comes to shove on some important vote, Democrats know they can call up these men and tell them they either vote against their party and constituents, or Democrats will out them in spectacular fashion and cause a big, embarrassing, life-ruining scene.”
— Kevin Dujan, political analyst in response to the outing of Sheriff Paul Babeau
In other words, it’s one big left-wing conspiracy against all those closeted fags!
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Arizona Sheriff Babeu Outed, Resigns from Romney Camp
Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu speaks at a news conference, Feb. 18, 2012 in Florence, Ariz. (Deirdre Hamill, AP Photo/The Arizona Republic)
Sheriff Paul Babeau of Pinal County, Arizona, has resigned as co-chairman of the Mitt Romney, after admitting he was involved in a relationship with an illegal Mexican immigrant man who claims Babeau threatened to have him deported, if he revealed the true nature of their affiliation. Somebody didn’t get a Valentine’s Day gift! Babeau built a staunchly conservative reputation by taking a tough stance against illegal immigration; appearing with Sen. John McCain in a television commercial for McCain’s 2010 re-election campaign about the “danged fence;” and attacking President Obama on the immigration issue. Babeau is running for the GOP nomination in Arizona’s 4th Congressional District this year. In a press conference on Saturday, the 18th, Babeau admitted his homosexuality and avoided commenting directly about the allegations made by his supposed ex-lover. He also insists he’s staying in the congressional race against incumbent Paul Gosar. Not surprisingly, reporters at the press conference wanted to know more about Babeau’s relationship with the man he refers to only as “José,” instead of more important issues, like say, border security. This is typical grease for the political sludge machine, with yet another conservative Republican forced out of the gay closet; most likely by the opposition. As more and more of these sex scandals arise, no one really cares – or at least they shouldn’t. I don’t know about the “danged fence,” but those danged queers are everywhere!
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Doomsday Preppers
For anyone who thought my ‘Mayan Calendar Countdown’ page is just for laughs, please note this new series from the National Geographic Channel, “Doomsday Preppers.” It’s in line with the growing paranoia – er – concern over the end of the world as we know it this December.
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Cartoon of the Day
To all my Jewish friends, RUN! The Mormons are planning another Kristallnacht!
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Picture of the Day
Personal note: God and I have commiserated on my masturbatory habits, and He’s agreed to let me handle things on my own.
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Quote of the Day
“I have to sell weed to get money for school because I can’t get federal aid since I’m a felon. I’m trying to do right.”
– Trenton Kyles, explaining to a Dallas police officer why his home contained nearly a pound of marijuana and a Glock 22 firearm, as quoted in a police report.
Translation: he’s a victim and needs to your tax dollars to help him out.
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Happy President’s Day!
Every year around this time in the U.S. we honor and celebrate the Office of the President by giving government employees the day off, having a garden hose sale at Wal-Mart and slinging insults at the President of the United States. Have a nice holiday!
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Devastating Costs of the Amazon Gold Rush
Gold today commands a staggering $1,700 an ounce, more than six times the price of a decade ago. The surge is attributable to demand by individual and institutional investors seeking a hedge against losses and also the insatiable appetite for luxury goods made from the precious metal. But, while a great deal of international attention has focused on diamond mining in Africa and its bloody consequences, gold mining in the Amazon River Basin is wreaking havoc on both the Peruvian rainforest and the people who have occupied the region for thousands of years.
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