In Memoriam – Scott McKenzie, 1939 – 2012

Singer – songwriter Scott McKenzie, whose 1967 ballad San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) was one of the most peaceful of the era’s anti-war songs, died August 18 at his home in Los Angeles.  He was 73.

Born Philip Blondheim on January 10, 1939, in Jacksonville, Florida, McKenzie grew up under difficult circumstances.  His father died before he was 2, and his mother was forced to travel for work, so he was raised by his grandmother.  San Francisco actually was written by John Phillips, a founder of the Mamas and the Papas, and who had been a close friend of McKenzie’s since they were in high school.  The two started a band called the Journeyman, which recorded several songs in the 1960’s.  McKenzie eventually set off on his own, but never had another hit song.

He leaves no survivors.

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In Memoriam – Phyllis Diller, 1917 – 2012

Comedy icon Phyllis Diller – who paved the road for generations of female entertainers with tacky dresses and a loud cackle – died early Monday morning at her home in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles.  She was 95.  Her son, Perry, “found her with a smile on her face,” said Diller’s manager, Milt Suchin.  That’s more than appropriate, since Diller lived a life of self-deprecation.

She got started late.  In March of 1955, at age 37, Diller took the stage at San Francisco’s Purple Onion Club for her first stand-up performance.  It seemed an unlikely venture for a Phyllis Ada Driver who was born on July 17, 1917 in Lima, Ohio.  She trained as a classical pianist, but never pursued a music career.  She was working as a copywriter for the San Leandro News-Leader, when she arrived at the Purple Onion.

Diller began a long, distinguished career with Bob Hope after the two met at a Washington, D.C. nightclub in 1959.  She became a prominent fixture in his United Service Organization (USO) show tours.

Diller was the last in an era of female comics where funny women had to look funny.  But, her impact on the American entertainment realm can never be underestimated.  Diller remained busy into her later years, retiring from stand-up in 2002.  She always had a way with words, so here are some of her best lines.

“Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.”

“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.”

“Burt Reynolds once asked me out.  I was in his room.”

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.  Then, I want to move in with them.”

“My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast.  Turned out to be a trick knee.”

“My photographs don’t do me justice.  They just look like me.”

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”

“The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.”

“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant and rave, at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”

“Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”

“There’s a new medical crisis.  Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.  They say they cause severe swelling.  So what’s the problem?”

“Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.”

“You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.”

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.  As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

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Just Bend Over and Pretend It Doesn’t Hurt

On Friday, the 17th, I lost my contract job with an IT firm.  Friday also marked one month since I started.  It was supposed to be a 6-month gig.  Now, it’s gone.

They hired me to be a technical writer and editor.  But, it turns out they wanted someone with a strong software development background.  Actually, they’d prefer to get an individual who is both a software developer and a technical writer.  They’d have better luck finding a black unicorn.

At least this job lasted one whole month.  In July of 2011, I landed a 90-day contract technical writing job that lasted all of 3 weeks.  The client pulled it because they weren’t getting the anticipated work from their vendor.  And, I never again heard from the recruiter who got me that job in the first place.  They just dropped me; the way a vulture abandons a cow carcass once they’re through picking over it.  This is starting to give me a complex.

I sort of saw this coming; the way people on Japan’s northeastern coastline saw that tsunami coming after the devastating earthquake struck the region in March of last year.  I know that’s a bit dramatic – almost an unfair and disrespectful comparison – but that’s how I felt.  It was a slow-moving disaster; gradually creeping towards me with no way to stop it.

It had taken me almost a year to find this job.  So, here I am – in the job market again.  As I’ve stated before, contract work seems to be the popular trend in business these days.  Most of the people at that IT firm were contract.  Less than a third, I believe, were full-time employees.  There were a lot of foreigners, too; people mostly from India, but also Asia.  Wait a minute!  Aren’t companies shipping these jobs over there?  There was even one man from México who earned his U.S. citizenship on the 13th, a woman from Romania and another woman from France.  I feel I should reinvent myself as a refugee from Nicaragua and somehow get an H1 Visa.  I might stand a better chance.

I’m just not used to this contract stuff.  A contract worker is a glorified temporary the way a hair dresser is a glorified barber.  But, that’s all there is in the early 21st century working world.  People bounce around from place to place.  My parents – who each worked for the same company for decades – just can’t fathom that kind of lifestyle.  I think my generation is the last accustomed to going to work for a company and staying there long enough to earn a reserved parking spot.

What can I say?  Well, I say to hell with corporate America, which I mention in my biography on this blog.  I used to play well with others in business; now, I just demand to be left alone.  What can I do?  Jump start my writing career of course!  I consider myself a professional writer anyway – although I haven’t gotten anything published yet.  I’m determined, though, to change that once and for all and get my book published before year’s end – hopefully before the Mayan Apocalypse.  Yea, yea, I know.  Believe it when you see it.

My father and a few friends have already told me things will “work out for the better.”  I suppose I could be that optimistic.  But, I’ll be more cynical and state emphatically that things never just “work out.”  Someone has to make it work.  You can rely upon other people to help shape your future, or you can grab the shit by the throat and shape it the way you damn well please.  Ultimately, every able-bodied, able-minded person has to fend for themselves.  Damn!  I’m starting to sound like a Republican!   I knew nightly doses of Bacardi and Coke would eventually have an impact on me.

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Pause

I wanted to let my followers know that I plan to take a brief hiatus from this blog.  I need to ready my novel for publication.  It just got rejected by another mainstream publisher, so I’m leaning towards self-publication.  I truly enjoy blogging, but it takes considerable time and effort.  I’ve been struggling to balance that with other writings and my new full-time work life.  I haven’t had much time to exercise either.  I’d vowed never to let my health be compromised by anything.  But, I’ve noticed that, as I push 50, life gets busier and more hectic.  It can also become increasingly disappointing.  Still, writing is my first passion; my first and only true love in life.  So, that’s where my heart will be for the next couple of weeks at least.

I feel it’s way past time to get this thing done.  I first had the idea in the early 1990’s, jotted down a few notes and some semblance of a synopsis, before putting aside to deal with other stuff going on at the time.  Yes, life does get in the way; then again, I sort of let it get in the way.  I began working on the novel again in 2000 and – once again – let other crap interfere.  I’ve just put it off for too long.  Thank you to everyone for subscribing to my blog.  I’m not disappearing altogether.  If something really significant arises, I’ll jump back into it.  But for now, I need to get this novel done.  I’m tired of working for other people and corporate entities.  Writing is – and always has been – the only true career path for me.

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Working Enemies

If you’re experiencing problems at work, here are your 2 best courses of action:

  • Deal with it.
  • Get the hell out of the company.

Sometimes, the latter choice is the best, especially if the organization’s culture seems so incredibly corrupt that nothing will change for you.  Eventually, those companies self-destruct under the weight of their own arrogance.  It happens all the time.

You actually have a third choice: complain to the human resources division.  But, I’ve learned this can actually backfire and makes things worse for you.  Business news flash: HR is not your friend.  Their purpose is to ensure the company functions smoothly, which means simply making a profit for their shareholders.  If said company perceives an individual to be part of a problem, they’ll do everything short of murder to get rid of that person.  Filing a complaint of some sort – any sort – means something has gone awry.  Managers and supervisors can easily twist things around to make it look like you’re the source of the trouble.  Yes, sometimes they really do target people.  If you’re shocked, then you either haven’t been around long enough, or you live in a fantasy world.  Get over your denial and wake up.

Corporations don’t care about people.  As stated above, they’re only concern is to earn revenue.  That’s why companies rarely do things out of the goodness of their own heart.  They don’t have a heart.  It’s a company.  Mitt Romney may think corporations are people, too, but he’s as clueless as his trophy wife when it comes to the realities average people face every damn day of their lives.  Companies will only make things right, when their profits are threatened.  Then, they’ll jump through hoops and do cartwheels, especially if things have been documented, and an employee or former employee has stuff in writing; i.e. emails.  Believe me – I’ve experienced and seen this firsthand.

I know I was targeted several years ago, when I worked in the wire transfer division of a large bank.  One day in August of 1995, the entire system collapsed, and hundreds of transfers didn’t get sent.  They had to be printed up and dispatched manually; not surprisingly, a few got duplicated.  The largest was in excess of $200,000.  When the account officer called the unit in which I worked late one afternoon, the associate who answered the phone couldn’t handle her.  So, I talked to the account officer and took on the responsibility of contacting the receiving bank to get the second transfer back.  It looked simple on paper.  But then, my supervisor and manager decided to write me up over it; saying I hadn’t acted on it quickly enough.  I tried protesting, but was afraid to lose my job.  In retrospect, it probably would have been best, as I realized later they did everything they could to get me to resign.  But, I didn’t.  I made it through that period and stayed on at the bank until I got laid off in 2001.

That particular manager – who literally walked around with his nose stuck up in the air – resigned his position in early 1996 to work for an insurance company.  Only one year later, however, he lost his job at that company and then tried to return to the bank.  But, they didn’t have a spot for him.  My immediate supervisor – who turned out to be a mentally unstable hypocrite – didn’t fare much better.  She got transferred to another unit at the end of 1995, then booted out of the department altogether because of poor performance.  She came very close to losing her job.  When I saw her a few years later, she told me she was an administrative assistant; a step down for her.  I was an executive administrative assistant by then.  I emphasized the word “executive,” and I think she got the hint.  I don’t know what happened to either of them afterwards and I never gave a damn.  What goes around comes around.  Both those fuckers got what they deserved.  It was my only consolation.

That ordeal was nothing, however, in comparison to what a friend of mine endured around the same time.  He was a CPA for a large software firm and had become the butt of crass jokes by coworkers, which happened to me on a few occasions.  And, as in my situation, it seemed his managers had targeted him.  But, unlike me, he filed complaints with HR; thinking, as do most people, they would help him out and ease the situation.  That’s when things worsened, he told me back then.  But, something else was happening; something that ultimately would turn things around in his favor.  He suspected his superiors were deliberately sabotaging his work just to make him look bad.  I almost didn’t believe him.  In my infinite naivety back then, I didn’t think that would actually happen.  One manager tried to make a game out of it, he said, rejecting his work with coy notes and sad attempts at humor.  They didn’t think it was funny, though, when he walked into the office one Friday – and then, left at noon.  He’d resigned without the requisite two weeks’ notice – on the last business day of the third quarter in 1996.  He contemplated suing the company for harassment, but didn’t have the energy for it.  He was just glad to leave.  But, he said, they paid the price.  He learned from a former colleague that all the work his managers had mutilated simply to make him look incompetent and lazy ended up causing more damage for the company.  They had to spend time and money correcting those alleged “mistakes.”  Heads rolled, he told me with an evil glint in his eye.  What goes around, comes around.

There was more drama at the engineering company where I last worked than in an entire season of The Guiding Light.  And, just like the show, it was perpetual; it just went on and on, over and over; the same crap.  Much of it was self-induced, but other concerns were legitimate.  It was during my 8-year tenure at that company that I realized the truth about so-called human resources.  Because the company handled a multitude of government contracts, they were allegedly concerned about employees’ ethical behavior on the job.  Therefore, some of my colleagues tried to make use of the company’s much-heralded ethics committee, which turned out merely to be an extension of HR.  Every single person I knew who filed a well-meaning grievance with the ethics committee either resigned or got fired.

In the spring of 2008, three women took a leave of absence; one after another.  The first two resigned while still on leave.  The third managed to make it back and eventually became my supervisor; a hyperactive, emotionally-distraught creature who reminded me of that one perpetually-menopausal bitch at the bank in 1995.  But, I learned later that those first two women filed harassment suits against the company after submitting their resignations – and settled.  I also found out that other former employees had sued the company.  It doesn’t look good when a company that boasts high ethical standards finds itself in court, combating harassment allegations.

But, a company’s human resources division is much like a city’s police force.  Both are there to maintain a sense of order and discipline, but they really won’t help you.  You can respect them to a certain degree and work with them when absolutely necessary.  But, you just can’t trust them.  They’re not your friend.  That’s not their purpose.

One of my coworkers at the engineering company was a proverbial good old boy from Louisiana.  He didn’t have any college education, had spent 4 years in the Air Force and had a penchant for daiquiris, cheese and big-breasted women.  But, he was smarter than most people with a string of letters at the end of their surname.  He predicted some of us would get laid off before the end of 2010; months after we lost the prime contract with a government agency, but were kept on as sub-contractors.  He had dealt with the same people and endured the same level of stress and frustration the rest of us did.  But, he never felt compelled to complain to HR about anything – not even an ethical issue.  “HR is not our friend,” he told me, after one of those women who’d gone on sick leave had resigned.

Yes, I knew that; deep down inside, I’d always been aware of it.  But – in my past efforts to hope for the best – I guess I just didn’t want to admit it out loud.  In the cold, brutal world of 21st century business, though, things are much like medieval Europe.  We each have to figure out a way to survive.  We’re all left unto our own devices.  And, sometimes the best device is a resignation letter.

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August 14 Notable Birthdays

If today is your birthday, “Happy Birthday!”

 

Steve Martin (writer: The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour [1968-69]; comedian, actor: All of Me, Roxanne, L.A. Story, Parenthood, Father of the Bride, Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid, The Jerk, The Man with Two Brains, Three Amigos, Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Saturday Night Live) is 67.

Actor Antonio Fargas (Car Wash, I’m Gonna Git You Sucka!, Shaft, Starsky and Hutch) is 66.

Singer – bass guitarist Larry Graham (Sly and the Family Stone; Graham Central Station) is 66.

Actress Susan Saint James (Susan Jane Miller; The Name of the Game, McMillan and Wife, Kate and Allie, Carbon Copy, Love at First Bite, Desperate Women) is 66.

Author Danielle Steel (Schuelein-Steel; Vanished, Wanderlust, Daddy, The Ring, Secrets, Going Home) is 65.

Cartoonist Gary Larson (The Far Side) is 62.

International Women’s Sports and Olympic Hall of Famer Debbie Meyer (1st swimmer to win 3 gold medals at one Olympics [1968: 200, 400 and 800-meter]) is 60.

Actress Jackée Harry (227, Sister, Sister, The Royal Family) is 56.

Former basketball player Earvin “Magic” Johnson (LA Lakers; 1992 U.S. Men’s Olympic Basketball Team) is 53.

Actress Susan Olsen (The Brady Bunch, The Bradys, The Brady Bunch Hour) is 51.

Actress Halle Berry (Monster’s Ball, Living Dolls, Knots Landing, Boomerang, Jungle Fever, Losing Isaiah, Executive Decision, Bulworth, Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, X-Men) is 46.

Actress Catherine Bell (JAG, Mother of the Bride, Crash Dive, Black Thunder, The Time Shifters) is 44.

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On August 14…

1848 – The U.S. Congress created the Oregon Territory, made up of today’s Oregon, Washington, Idaho and parts of Montana and Wyoming.

1863 – Author Ernest Thayer (Casey at the Bat) was born in Lawrence, Massachusetts.

1867 – Author John Galsworthy (The Forsyte Saga) was born in Surrey, England.

1880 – Exactly 632 years after rebuilding began, the Cologne Cathedral in Cologne, Germany, was completed.  The largest Gothic style cathedral in Northern Europe was first built on the same site in 873 A.D., but was destroyed by fire in 1248.  Rebuilding began on August 14, 1248.

1888 – Oliver B. Shallenberger of Rochester, Pennsylvania, received a patent for the electric meter.

1935 – President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed the Social Security Act into law.

1945 – President Harry S. Truman announced that Japan had surrendered, finally bringing World War II to a close.

1994 – French intelligence agents captured Illich Ramirez Sanchez, the terrorist known as “Carlos the Jackal,” in Khartoum, Sudan.

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Crossroads of Development

From left, Tricia Bear Eagle, Helen Red Feather, Rudell Bear Shirt and Edward Jealous of Him, wait for tourists near the site of the Wounded Knee Massacre on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation at a self-made visitor’s center.

The Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota is one of the most impoverished communities in the nation.  Unemployment hovers around 80%, and most residents subsist on government handouts.  Home to the Oglala Sioux, Pine Ridge sits near Mount Rushmore and the Dakota Badlands; both prime tourist destinations.  Most visitors, however, simply bypass Pine Ridge.  There are no hotels, museums, gift shops or restaurants; there aren’t even many public restrooms.

The 2.7 million-acre reservation, however, is ripe for development, and tourism could dramatically alter the economic future for the Oglala Sioux.  But, like most Native Americans, the Sioux are suspicious of outsiders.  Their land is sacred, and – after years of broken treaties and experiencing painfully racist marginalization – they’re naturally reluctant about the prospect of other people arriving with promises of financial security.  It’s not difficult to understand why.

“When you take a community of people where at one point our language was outlawed and parts of our culture were outlawed, it’s hard for us to, I guess, open up to the idea of sharing that in a way to make money off of it,” said Nick Tilsen, executive director of Thunder Valley, a nonprofit on Pine Ridge set up to keep traditional Lakota culture alive among young people.

Other Indian nations have opened their land to tourism and development.  The Navajo in the Southwest, for example, welcomes some 600,000 visitors annually who spent $113 million in 2011 alone.  In Oklahoma, nearly 45,000 people visited the Cherokee Nation’s Heritage Center museum last year.

But, the Oglala Sioux have just one tribally run casino-and-hotel complex, the Prairie Wind, on the western side of the reservation.  They recently opened a smaller casino in Martin, a town near the reservation’s eastern edge.

The community, Tilsen said, is not “totally against” development.  “I think we’re at the stage of, ‘What parts do we want to protect and what parts are we willing to share and what does that look like?’”

Pine Ridge is the site of the Wounded Knee Massacre, where more than 250 adults and children were killed by the 7th Cavalry in 1890.  Many residents, especially community elders, simply feel the area shouldn’t be turned into a tourist attraction with a museum.  Such development would be disrespectful to the dead in their view.

A museum commemorating the massacre was ransacked and its contents lost in 1972.  Another museum dedicated to the massacre draws thousands of people annually, but it’s 100 miles north of the reservation in Wall, South Dakota.  The tribal and federal governments are the two biggest employers, but many residents travel outside to find work or sell hand-made goods and trinkets for a few dollars.  In June, the National Park Service and the Oglala Sioux reached a new agreement that calls for creation of the nation’s first tribal national park at Badlands National Park – an endeavor that might also attract tourists and jobs.  Congress still must approve the idea.

But, the Oglala Sioux have relied too much on the federal government anyway with housing and food subsidies.  They could allow outside investment, but still retain control over any development on the reservation.  They don’t have to relinquish absolute authority to the federal or even state governments.  Establishing a museum and library highlighting the Wounded Knee Massacre wouldn’t be disrespectful, if the Oglala Sioux managed them.  I feel it would have just the opposite effect – it would make people aware of exactly what happened that winter day in 1890.  Tribal residents could tell the real story and not the John Wayne-style version that most Americans see and read about.  They have to do more for their children’s future than just selling pretty baskets and wind chimes on the side of the road.  They have to take their lives back from the clutches of a bitter history.

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In Memoriam – Helen Gurley Brown, 1922 – 2012

The ultimate “single girl,” Helen Gurley Brown, died August 13 in New York City.  She was 90.  A native of Green Forest, Arkansas, Brown worked for the William Morris Agency and Music Corporation of America, before shocking America in 1962 with her book Sex and the Single Girl, which revealed a then-little known secret: unmarried women had sex and actually enjoyed it.  Although it upset the staid American morality mavens of the time, it proved wildly successful; remaining on best-seller lists for over a year and essentially ushering in the contemporary women’s rights movement.  Brown is also known for her lengthy tenure at Cosmopolitan magazine where she served as editor from 1965 to 1997.  Her other books include Sex and the Office (1964), Helen Gurley Brown’s Single Girl’s Cookbook (1969), Sex and the New Single Girl (1970) and The Late Show: A Semiwild but Practical Survival Plan for Women Over 50 (1993).

Tiny and fragile-looking, Brown admitted that she’d used older, often-married men for sex as a means of survival in her young adulthood.  It’s perhaps these experiences that prompted her frankness with Cosmopolitan, which – under her guidance – became a completely women’s periodical; one not concerned with creating the perfect meal or raising perfect children.  Brown, who called herself a feminist, made women realize they could enjoy life as much as men and didn’t have to settle down with the first man they met.  She made women’s singlehood fashionable.  The so-called “Cosmo Girl” was independent and sensual in her own right.

“My own philosophy is, if you’re not having sex,” she once told an interviewer, “you’re finished.  It separates the girls from the old people.”

Shortly before Sex and the Single Girl was published, Brown received a telegram from her mother about the book: “dear helen, if you move very quickly, i think we can stop publication of the book.”

Sometimes, it’s okay to ignore your mother’s advice.

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August 13 Notable Birthdays

If today is your birthday, “Happy Birthday!”

 

Former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is 86.

Actor – comedian Pat Harrington (The Jack Paar Show, The Steve Allen Show, Mr. Deeds Goes to Town, The Danny Thomas Show, One Day at a Time) is 83.

Acto Kevin Tighe (Emergency, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Newsies, Double Cross, City of Hope, Another 48 Hrs., Caught in the Act) is 68.

Actress Gretchen Corbett (The Rockford Files, Jaws of Satan, Let’s Scare Jessica to Death, The Savage Bees) is 65.

Actor – comedian – radio host Danny Bonaduce (The Partridge Family, H.O.T.S., America’s Deadliest Home Video) is 53.

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