Actress Megan Fox, best known for her roles in the Transformers franchise, and rap singer Machine Gun Kelly (Colson Baker) recently announced on their respective Instagram accounts that, after more than a year of dating, they are engaged.
“In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree,” Fox wrote in the caption of her post. “We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.”
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Fox continued: “And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes…and then we drank each other’s blood.”
Call me old-fashioned, but what happened to engagement rings? Blood?! I would have preferred a shot of tequila and a hand job – not necessarily in that order. But again, I’m old school when it comes to love and romance.
And I feel so sad for that banyan tree; having to witness that kind of psychosis on full display. Let us hope and pray it can get the proper therapy and go on to lead a happy arboreal life.
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