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Quote of the Week

“Because when you give a speech, you don’t give a laundry list.  You talk about the things that you think are important.”

– Mitt Romney, in response to a question from Fox News’ Bret Baier on why he didn’t mention the troops in his August 30 convention speech.

Romney may be in a statistical tie with President Obama among likely voters, but he’s already won the ‘Asshole of the Year’ contest as far as I’m concerned.  Note to Romney: our troops aren’t a laundry list!  They’re flesh and blood human beings who have sacrificed more than you’ll ever know; just so you and your trophy wife can build a house with an elevator for your Cadillacs.  But, I guess we should expect as much from a draft dodger in the same mold as George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

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“Mitt Romney choosing Paul Ryan as his vice presidential nominee is an inspired, outstanding selection.  He is a person of devout Christian faith who has a 100 percent pro-life and pro-family voting record in his 14 years in Congress.  He will excite and energize social conservatives, who will play a critical role in the outcome of the elections.”

Ralph Reed, president of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, on Mitt Romney’s selection of Rep. Paul Ryan as a running mate.

Oh, Lord, please deliver us from your most devout followers!  They keep screwing up!  Just look at Ralph Reed’s parents.

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Just Released: Romney – Ryan Campaign Logo

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5 Dumbass Statements by Ann Romney

In case anyone feels this broad doesn’t have a clue what real working people experience, just read through these gems that came from Ann Romney’s perfectly-manicured lips.  Damn!  She gives Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin some tough competition!  Just remember, Ann Romney’s dressage horse gets a $77,000 tax credit, while the average child – including those of many Republicans who’ll probably vote for her husband – gets a paltry $1,000.

“We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing.  It can be here today and gone tomorrow.”

– To Fox News.

“Why are you here?  What made you come out of your house today to this event?  And what do you think about the future?  I love the fact that there are women out there who don’t have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise the kids.  Thank goodness that we value those people, too.  And sometimes life isn’t easy for any of us.”

– Commenting on the average American woman at the Connecticut Republican Party’s Prescott Bush Awards Dinner in Stamford this past April.

“We were happy, studying hard.  Neither one of us had a job because Mitt had enough of an investment from stock that we could sell off a little at a time.”

– In a 1994 interview with the Boston Globe, when Mitt was running for the U.S. Senate.

In an interview with a Baltimore radio station, Queen Ann pressed the audience to believe that, despite her husband’s stiff demeanor and penchant for human and canine bullying, he was really lots of fun, adding that “we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.”

“We’ve given all you people need to know.”

– In an interview with ABC’s “Good Morning America,” when asked why more of Mitt’s latest tax returns won’t be released publicly.

I know there’s more from Queen Ann, but this is about all I could stomach for now.  Hostile comments welcome.

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Retro Quote

“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small.  With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy.  And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.  Yet only two lifetimes ago, Britain ruled the largest and wealthiest empire in the history of humankind.  Britain controlled a quarter of the Earth’s land and a quarter of the Earth’s population.”

– Mitt Romney, in his book No Apology: The Case for American Greatness, published last year.

Romney is starting to sound like George W. Bush – born with a silver spoon in his mouth and a gold cork up his ass.

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So far, I haven’t heard anything I like.

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“Oh come on, because we thought that Sarah Palin was the better candidate.”

– Sen. John McCain, when asked by Politico why he didn’t choose Mitt Romney as a running mate in 2008.

In a separate announcement, McCain’s office is now accepting gift ideas for his retirement party.

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Cartoon of the Day

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Poor Mitt.  Running for President of the most powerful nation on Earth means you have to put up with a lot of shit!

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