Olive Veronesi doesn’t ask for much. But, on this past Easter Sunday, while many people wanted church, family gatherings and chocolate rabbits, the 93-year-old resident of Seminole, Pennsylvania stood at her front door and held up a sign expressing exactly what she wanted:
“I Need More Beer!!”
Fortunately, some concerned locals responded to her distress call faster than Donald Trump reacting to a porn star in need of anal sex. They delivered several cases of beer to Olive, so she was saved. It’s good to know there are still people who will go above and beyond the ordinary to help a senior citizen with anything.