Survivalist Tip: Every good survivalist has a tent in their cache of supplies. You should, too, whether or not you plan to be on foot during the upheaval. A high quality tent is made of sturdy polyester fabric with a PVC (polyvinyl chloride) coating. PVC is the result of recycled paper, beer cans and skin removed from obese people – so you can be assured it’s great for the environment. That’s especially important when you realize the Mayan gods are already angered by the extreme waste in our society. A tent with PVC coating will stand up to most anything – rain, hail, wind, politicians – and will provide you with some level of security, as chaos surrounds you. And, while people are fighting off zombies and politicians, you can relax in your tent with some chocolate and beer!
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