“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.”
“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah‘ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’”
“It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales.”
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on Earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.”
“Thank you, Stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace.”
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
3 responses to “Merry Christmas 2021!”
We all say Merry Xmas here, religious or not. Merry Christmas Alejandro.
Merry Christmas, Amanda! Thank you for everything!
Merry Christmas Alejandro