Get ready, America! This resembles what the Romneys have in store for the 47%!
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Ice Breaker
Normally, German folks are smarter than this. But, I know they love their beer. And, when men anywhere drink lots of it, something strange always happens!
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“Big Tex” Lives!
“Big Tex” isn’t dead after all! He’s found a much more lucrative, yet less stressful job as a marquee on a South Dallas liquor store! Praise the Lord and pass the 6-pack!
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More Columbus Crap
Following up on my Columbus Day rant, I happened upon this video on Facebook, “Christian the Bible Cat’s Happy Columbus Day Celebration.” Just like Columbus Day celebrations perpetuate the myth that Columbus discovered America, this dumpy little cartoon accentuates the fallacy that the United States was built on Judeo-Christian principles. Damn! When will the madness stop?! Don’t expect much – this isn’t exactly Japanimation.
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A Record to Make Texas Proud!
The annual State Fair of Texas is known for two things: the giant “Big Tex” figure and the plethora of fried foods. Every year culinary extremists try to outdo one another by finding something to fry. Ice cream, Snickers bars, bubble gum and margaritas have all fallen victim to vats of boiling lard. (I’m not kidding! They’ve actually fried these things!) This year, however, some lunatic produced a new acid reflux – laden feast: the world’s largest Frito pie. Last week a crew from Frito-Lay combined 635 bags of chips, 660 cans of chili and 580 bags of shredded cheddar cheese to create the 1,325 pound gastronomical monstrosity. It all came together in what can only be described as a trough. Somehow, in present-day America, that actually seems appropriate.
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Full Frontal Disclosure
If you’re offended by handsome young men gyrating while wearing bathing suits – get over it! It’s just a parody!
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Ingenuity at Work
While this may have redneck written all over it, it actually looks like a pretty good idea.
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Exit Stage Right!
Bishop E.W. Jackson of Norfolk, Virginia, has called for a mass exodus of Christians and Jews from the Democratic Party. President of a group called STAND (Staying True to America’s National Destiny), Jackson apparently was incensed when the Democratic National Party initially refused to add “God” to its party platform and declare that Jerusalem is the true capital of Israel. The DNC finally relented last week, adding “God” to its formal agenda and, of course, declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel.
But, Jackson was not impressed. “The real Democrat Party was revealed when they took God and Jerusalem out of the Platform,” he said. “They rescinded those changes only because of concern about the outcome of the election.”
I know how he feels. I get a little pissed off, too, when politicians suddenly change their minds. But, as a recovering Catholic, I’ll feel much better in the arms of the Democratic Party without all those pesky Christians and Jews!
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