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Royal Pains

If we Americans think things are tough on the economic front here, we need to consider the plight of Europe’s royal families.  They’re really going through hell!  I mean, I can’t imagine enduring that kind of agony.  Someone light a candle because I hear a violin playing in the distance!

In England, Queen Elizabeth II has opened up parts of Buckingham Palace to tourists, raising money from admission tickets.  Palace officials say they’ve met targets that called for a 25% cut in the royal budget.  Even during her Diamond Jubilee celebration, Elizabeth cut her use of public funds.  That also meant a pay freeze in palace staff.  Fortunately, the staff has managed to keep Elizabeth’s fleet of Bentleys clean and polished for public appearances, so the news isn’t all bad.

Queen Elizabeth II

In Belgium, King Albert II pledged earlier this year to use part of his salary to pay for upkeep on his myriad properties.  He wanted to freeze the €10.8 million ($13.8 million) he gets from the state.  He intends to use an automatic 2012 salary inflation adjustment of some 3% – or roughly €350,000 ($446,000) – to help pay for some of that property maintenance.

King Albert II

In the Netherlands, the budget for Queen Beatrix, Crown Prince Willem Alexander and his wife, Princess Maxima, was reduced last year by €422,000 to €39.2 million.  Most of that came in the form of cuts to the royal family’s private travel expenses.  And, in a gesture of unbelievable austerity, the Beatrix paid €163,000 out of her own pocket for repairs on her private yacht, the Groene Draeck.

Queen Beatrix

In Spain, King Juan Carlos I has cut his own salary, as well as that of his son, Felipe, by 7%.  Juan Carlos will earn only about €272,000 ($334,000), while Felipe will take home about €131,000 ($160,000).  The budget for the entire Spanish royal family is also being trimmed to around 7%, or €292,625.  Royal palace staffers got hit last year, when had to start flying coach.

King Juan Carlos I

The royal families of Denmark, Norway and Sweden have managed to avoid similar financial distress by living within their means.  Their budgets are all in order.  But, they’re still suffering apparently because the overall weakened European market means a sharp reduction in exports from the Scandinavian region.

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Early Start to Happy Hour!

We can dream, can’t we?  Personally, I’d prefer Bacardi.

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Guns for Hackers

The Daily Caller web site is offering a free gun to anyone who can help them track down a hacker.

From the site:

First, if you’re the first person to find our hacker and turn his name over to us, we’ll give you a gun. We realize this may seem like a daunting task, but we believe it can be done.

You’ll have only 2 weeks to complete your mission, and we wish you good luck.

For all of you readers out there who aren’t Internet sleuths we have a second way to win: Write an essay telling us what you think we should do with the hacker when we find him. We’ll give a prize to the person with the funniest and most inventive ideas for how TheDC should repay this jerk. Enter your essay in the box on this form, and please note that the winning essay will be published on The Daily Caller at the end of the contest.

I sort of hope it’s an inside job.

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“I don’t do karate. I do crazy!”

This is reality TV at its best.

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6 Lost Olympic Sports

I’m glad they banished live pigeon shooting, but I think they need to bring back rope climbing.  From National Geographic.

Solo Synchronized Swimming

Tug-of-War

 

Jeu de Paume (Palm Game)

 

Rope Climbing

 

Hot-Air Ballooning

 

Live Pigeon Shooting

 

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Federal Government: Mermaids Don’t Exist

After years of study and millions of dollars, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) finally confirmed one of my worst fears: mermaids do NOT exist.  Damn!  Now, we have one less reason to save the world’s oceans.  In a formal statement released last week, NOAA officials proclaimed:

“No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.”

Aquatic humanoids, sea apes, mermaids, merdudes – whatever!  We can now rest assured that, for centuries, sailors and navigators really have been hallucinating from alcohol, sun stroke, scurvy or full testicle syndrome.  Fortunately, I’ve never had scurvy, but the rest of that mess can hurt like hell!  I can’t imagine being stuck at sea, with only warm water and starfish to consume.  One reason for the unusual response is a recent program on the Animal Planet entitled “The Body Found: Mermaid Sightings Throughout History.”  It’s rife with special effects that look great on screen, but ultimately cast doubt on the veracity of the people quoted; supposed scientists who claim a government investigation proved years ago that mermaids – or “aquatic apes” – really do exist in the world’s oceans.  They also claim the U.S. Navy’s use of sonar tests in the Pacific Ocean in the late 1990’s contributed to the mass beaching of whales and other marine life – including a purported humanoid creature in Washington state.  According to anonymous sources, a pair of teenage brothers stumbled upon this creature and used a cell phone video camera to capture the moment.  The program presented what at first looked like the actual video.  But, that’s where the producers lose credibility; it’s obvious the “video” is fake.  Check out the program and judge for yourself.  I think it’d be fascinating if these creatures turned out to be real.  Then, not only will National Geographic get some great photographs, stock in Sea World will go through the roof!

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Man With World’s Largest Penis Frisked By TSA

This is why I always allow 7.5 minutes for airport check in time.

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Jason Biggs’ Lost “Magic Mike” Audition

If I’d known acting was this simple, I would have moved to Hollywood 20-plus years ago, instead of going to work for a bank!

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Let Us Pray

Source.

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Snooki Prepares for Motherhood

The child therapy bills are already piling up.  Source.

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