
“We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won’t need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don’t fire cannons to call attention to their shining – they just shine.”

“We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won’t need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don’t fire cannons to call attention to their shining – they just shine.”

Events in the month of April for writers and readers
Arab-American Heritage Month
Child Abuse Awareness Month
D.E.A.R. (Drop Everything and Read) Month
Defeat Diabetes Month
Dog Appreciation Month
Earth Month
Genocide Awareness Month
Global Astronomy Month
International Guitar Month
Mathematics & Statistics Awareness Month
National Alcohol Awareness Month
National Card & Letter Writing Month
National Humor Month
National Poetry Month
School Library Month
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Congratulations to fellow writer and blogger Charles Ray!
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Events in the month of March for writers and readers
National March into Literacy Month
National Reading Month
Small Press Month

Events in the month of February for writers and readers
African-American History Month (U.S.)
Library Lovers’ Month
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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
Joey Adams
“New Year’s resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”
James Agate
“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on.”
Hal Borland
“‘Out with the old, in with the new’ is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.”
Andy Borowitz
“Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less new year and leave it at that.”
Judith Christ
“I would say, ‘Happy New Year,’ but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.”
Robert Clark
“If you want an interesting party, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.”
Robert Fulghum
“He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; he who makes one is a fool.”
Farquhar McGillivray Knowles
“I made no resolutions for the new year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.”
Anaïs Nin
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”
P.J. O’Rourke
“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.”
Brad Paisley
“Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.”
William Shakespeare
“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.”
William Thomas
“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.”
Mark Twain
“My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.”
Nia Vardalos
“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”
Bill Vaughan
“Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.”
Barbara Walters
“This New Year’s, I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2.”
Melanie White
“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”
Oscar Wilde
“Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.”
Eric Zorn
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Events in the month of January for writers and readers
National Braille Literacy Month
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“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.”
“Christmas: It’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.”
“It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
“It’s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.”
“It’s Christmas Eve! It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer; we smile a little easier; we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.”
“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”
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Events in the month of December for writers and readers
Read a New Book Month
