November 23, 2012 – 28 Days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  I’ve stated repeatedly throughout this year that the start of the new Baktun will be accompanied by a switch in the Earth’s axes.  Among many things, this will cause an abrupt disruption in the atmosphere, and the air will become filled with impurities.  We don’t know how long this will last, so you must have an air purifier in your home.  Cleaning up the air within your home will help to prevent such easily-transmittable ailments as tuberculosis, measles, influenza and gingivitis.  It’s a somewhat expensive investment, but priceless considering it could be a life saver.  Good air will also give you enough strength to ward off any politicians or rap stars who might have survived and will try to break into your home for the air quality.

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Malicious Mesquite Mall Melee

Here’s yet another reason why “Black Friday” shopping is for the mentally-impaired.  A fight broke out at Town East Mall in Mesquite, Texas this morning.  What some people thought was a gunshot was actually a trash can slamming into the floor.  Stores need to invest in Xanax dispensers.  In fact, I think I just found a great business idea: I’ll drive down to México in mid-November and purchase as much Xanax as I possibly can; then, sell it to people waiting in line for “Black Friday” deals.  Oh my God!  I think I can pay off my student loans in a day!

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Black Friday Ops

I once worked with a woman who was excited at the thought of waking early on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving and going to Wal-Mart.  I told her she needed psychiatric help and lit a candle for her salvation when I got home that evening.

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A Different View of Thanks

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When Thanksgiving Really Matters

Please keep all our military troops around the world in mind.

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November 22, 2012 – 29 Days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  I can’t emphasize enough that you must have water to survive.  In the aftermath of the chaos, utility companies will lose power and go off-line – which isn’t such a bad thing if you think about your water bill.  You must have a water purification system available.  Even the most basic of water purification systems will remove undesirable chemicals and toxins.  Like all of our ancestors, the ancient Mayans revered water and didn’t take it for granted.  And, in the “New Universe,” neither should you!

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First Thanksgivings

A depiction of the 1565 Augustine, Florida Thanksgiving.

Americans know the story.  The Mayflower Pilgrims – thankful to survive, first, a brutal voyage across the Atlantic and, second, a nasty winter sat down with a group of locals (a.k.a. Indians) and had a bountiful feast of food.  Like many American legends, it’s a mixture of truth and hyperbole.  But, as time progresses and historians research more, Americans are starting to realize they actually may have experienced more than just one “First Thanksgiving.”

Along with Thanksgiving, descendants of the Mayflower like to claim they established the first permanent European settlement in what is now the United States.  They’re wrong on both counts.  Long before the Mayflower even set sail, Spanish explorers had spread throughout much of present-day Latin America and what is now the southwestern U.S.  In 1565, Don Pedro Menendez de Aviles arrived in northeastern Florida.  He named the stretch of land near the inlet in honor of Augustine, a saint of the Roman Catholic Church; it was on Augustine’s feast day – August 28 – that Menendez de Aviles and his crew had sighted land.  Menendez de Aviles and his contingent of some 1,500 mostly military personnel encountered the Timucuan Indians who had occupied the region for millennia.  The Spaniards had brought pork, olive oil and wine, but the Timucuans helped them gather oysters and giant clams.  At some point immediately afterwards, the two groups feasted together.  The city eventually became St. Augustine, and today its residents declare they are home to the nation’s first Thanksgiving celebration.

At Texas’ westernmost point sits the city of El Paso, where humans first settled around 10,000 B.C.  In March of 1598, another Spanish explorer named Don Juan de Oñate led an expedition across the Chihuahua Desert, hoping to colonize regions north of the massive Rio Grande.  After a 50-day trek, Oñate and his entourage of roughly 500 people, including several children, arrived in the area of contemporary El Paso.  Most were barely alive.  They’d exhausted their supplies of food and water; a rain shower saving them at one point.  Once they reach the El Paso area, though, conditions and circumstances improved.  The indigenous Tigua Indians helped the Oñate group capture wild game and fish.  After several days of recuperation, Oñate ordered a feast to venerate the expedition’s survival.  On April 30, 1598, the Spaniards and the Tiguas celebrated together.

A member of the expedition wrote: “We built a great bonfire and roasted the meat and fish, and then all sat down to a repast the like of which we had never enjoyed before. . . We were happy that our trials were over; as happy as were the passengers in the Ark when they saw the dove returning with the olive branch in his beak, bringing tidings that the deluge had subsided.”

In April of 1989, the city of El Paso began honoring the Oñate celebration, laying claim to that coveted “First Thanksgiving” mantle.  But, Florida and Texas aren’t alone.

The state of Maine also stakes a claim to the “First Thanksgiving” on the basis of a service held by colonists on August 9, 1607, to give thanks for a safe voyage led by George Popham.

Connecticut may be the first state to set aside an official annual day of general thanksgiving.  Some records claim the first proclamation came on September 18, 1639.

In 1630, the Massachusetts Bay Colony observed a special day of prayer that is now often called the “First Thanksgiving.”  Even earlier in Florida, a small colony of French Huguenots living near present-day Jacksonville noted a special thanksgiving prayer.

Virginians are convinced their ancestors celebrated the first Thanksgiving when Jamestown settlers in 1610 held a religious service and a feast honoring their survival of a harsh winter.

President Abraham Lincoln may have declared the first official Thanksgiving holiday in 1863.  But, along with Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts and Virginia, the states of New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont all had annual thanksgiving observances before the 19th century.  New York joined them in 1817, and soon afterwards Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan and Wisconsin followed.

Centuries ago, our ancestors didn’t think much about the far future – not to the same degree we do now.  They were glad to survive one day at a time.  Feasts of thanksgiving – surviving a harsh winter, a summer, or a monsoon – were always reasons to celebrate.  Our predecessors understood how dependent they were upon the world’s natural elements; they never felt they could control the wind and the rain.  They were at nature’s mercy.  And, everyone should be thankful for that.

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Lincoln X-100 – The Kennedy Presidential Limousine

On the day he died, President John F. Kennedy was riding in a 1961 Lincoln Continental X-100.  It was actually a 4-door convertible, and X-100 was its Secret Service code name.  Ford Motor Company assembled the car at its Lincoln plant in Wixom, Michigan in January 1961.  Hess & Eisenhardt of Cincinnati, Ohio customized the vehicle to function as a presidential parade limousine; literally cutting it in half, reinforcing it, extending it 3½ feet in length and making numerous other modifications.  Ford Motor Company and Hess & Eisenhardt collaborated on engineering and styling.  It debuted at the White House in June 1961.  The car remained the property of the Ford Motor Company, which leased it to the Secret Service for $500 per year.

The car, as equipped at the Lincoln plant, would have retailed for $7,347.  Custom built, it cost nearly $200,000, according to Randy Mason in The Saga of the ‘X-100’.

Special features on the limousine included:

  • Removable steel and transparent plastic roof panels
  • Hydraulic rear seat that could be raised 10½ ” to elevate the president
  • Massive heating and air conditioning system with auxiliary blowers and 2 control panels
  • Dark blue broadcloth lap robes with gray plush lining and hand-embroidered presidential seals in special door pockets
  • Four retractable steps for Secret Service agents
  • Two steps on rear bumper for additional agents
  • Flashing red lights, siren
  • Blue Mouton rug in rear
  • Indicator lights when door was ajar or steps out
  • Two flagstaffs, two spotlights
  • Auxiliary jump seats for extra passengers
  • Two radio telephones
  • Interior floodlights

I have a replica of this car by Yat Ming, which is part of its “Presidential Limousines” collection.  I know that may sound macabre, but the vehicle is an indelible, albeit tragic, part of our nation’s history.

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In Remembrance – Officer J.D. Tippit, September 18, 1924 – November 22, 1963

While many dispute whether or not Lee Harvey Oswald shot President John F. Kennedy, there’s no doubt he shot and killed Dallas police officer J.D. Tippit on that same day near a movie theatre in the city’s Oak Cliff section.  A Texas native, Tippit served in the U.S. Army’s Seventeenth Airborne Division during World War II.  Tippit joined the Dallas police department in 1952 and had already been cited once for bravery for disarming a criminal.

A nation already traumatized by the assassination of its president donated money to Tippit’s widow, Marie, and their 3 children.  Now, the city of Dallas has finally done the right thing for Tippit and his family by honoring the officer with a historical marker.  During an official ceremony November 20, current Dallas Police Chief David Brown told those gathered that “there is no greater love than this – that a man would lay down his life for his fellow man.”

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In Remembrance – President John F. Kennedy, May 29, 1917 – November 22, 1963

As a Dallas native, I have somewhat of a personal connection to the assassination of President Kennedy.  I was 17 days old on November 22, 1963, when my mother prepared to watch her favorite soap opera, As the World Turns.  She’d become addicted to the show, while on maternity leave that long hot summer.  She cradled me in her arms, nursing me, and had just turned on the TV, when she heard a loud cacophony of sirens in the distance.  We lived in a 2-bedroom apartment above a garage behind the house belonging to my father’s oldest sister and her husband.  If you look out the bathroom window and turn to your right, you can see Harry Hines Boulevard.  My mother rushed to that window and caught the tail end of the presidential motorcade.  She didn’t know what had happened, but she had a bad feeling.  She returned to the TV and watched closely as actress Helen Wagner, in the character of Nancy, spoke to a fellow performer.  The show was live back then, broadcast directly from New York.  Then, Walter Cronkite broke in to announce that Kennedy had been shot.  It’s something my mother will never forget.  No one who was old enough back then could possibly forget something like that.  Kennedy remains one of my favorite presidents; a true American World War II hero who left a legacy of national service.

Portrait by Aaron Shikler, 1970.

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