Six Years and That’s It!

There’s an old saying in Washington, D.C., that presidents spend their first four years in the Oval Office running for reelection and the second four building their legacy.  The ratification of the 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution in 1951 limits the president to two four-year terms.  Its genesis was the tenure of Franklin D. Roosevelt who won a remarkable four consecutive elections and, as the beleaguered Archie Bunker once said, “[held] onto the job like the Pope.”

Currently, there are twenty-seven amendments to the U.S. Constitution; the last one, proposed in 1789 and not ratified until 1992, preventing laws affecting Congressional salary from taking effect until the beginning of the next session of Congress.

After struggling to watch and digest both the Republican and Democratic National Conventions, I propose a twenty-ninth amendment: a U.S. president’s term shall be limited to one six-year stint.  Six years and that’s it!  You’re done; finished; complete.  You can start writing your biography and building your library.  If it’s good enough for México, it’s good enough for the United States.

Every incumbent president since Richard Nixon has spent way too much time and energy during their fourth full year in office hoping to keep the position.  Ronald Reagan almost dropped dead during his reelection campaign because he was so old and feeble, and apparently Bill Clinton got so sexually frustrated during his that he ended up feeding an intern the hard way.  Okay, those are just my opinions, but seriously folks!  As the symbolic leader of the free world, in a nation with the oldest constitution on Earth, our president needs to be focused on the tasks at hand.

President Obama, for example, keeps trying to explain why the U.S. economy is still so bad, while still trying to fix it.  He’s squeezing campaign stops in between deciding whether to drop a bomb on Syria, or send in the Marines.  If we had that one six-year term deal in effect and Obama had been elected, say in 2006, he’d already be scheduling sessions with his ghost writer and consulting with the Chinese architects for his library in downtown Chicago.  Then, he could say to hell with it and drop that bomb on Syria and not worry if it’s going to piss off the coveted Syrian-American vote.

If anything, our presidents won’t leave office looking so old and frazzled.  They could actually get more sleep during that fourth year in office because they won’t be up for reelection.  They could still build a grand legacy during six whole years in office.  Of course, they usually spend the remainder of their lives trying to defend it.

I’m not a political scientist, or even a journalist.  I’m just an average American citizen who’s grown tired of the sludge fests that have accompanied our national elections over the past twenty years or so.  But, I’d still like to get some feedback on this proposal.  What do you think?

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In Remembrance – September 11, 2001

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Exit Stage Right!

Bishop E.W. Jackson of Norfolk, Virginia, has called for a mass exodus of Christians and Jews from the Democratic Party.  President of a group called STAND (Staying True to America’s National Destiny), Jackson apparently was incensed when the Democratic National Party initially refused to add “God” to its party platform and declare that Jerusalem is the true capital of Israel.  The DNC finally relented last week, adding “God” to its formal agenda and, of course, declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel.

But, Jackson was not impressed.  “The real Democrat Party was revealed when they took God and Jerusalem out of the Platform,” he said.  “They rescinded those changes only because of concern about the outcome of the election.”

I know how he feels.  I get a little pissed off, too, when politicians suddenly change their minds.  But, as a recovering Catholic, I’ll feel much better in the arms of the Democratic Party without all those pesky Christians and Jews!

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September 9, 2012 – 102 Days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip: I mentioned previously that you should consider adding rope to your arsenal of survivalist supplies.  But, another type of rigging called paracord can be equally essential.  Also known as parachute cord or 550 cord, paracord is a lightweight nylon rope originally used in the suspension lines of parachutes for the U.S. military during World War II.  Once in the field, however, paratroopers found it useful for many other tasks, such as carrying supplies and strangling the enemy.  Obviously then, it could serve the same purpose in the midst of the chaos during the upheaval on and after December 21.

Paracord has a braided sheath with a high number of interwoven strands, which give it a smooth texture while keeping it fairly elastic.  This allows it to be used as lanyards, belts, dog leashes, kid leashes, whips and key chains.  I have to say, however, if you utilize paracord as belt material, you probably won’t survive the apocalypse anyway.  But, it will be especially useful for those who plan to head out on foot.  Hikers and various outdoor enthusiasts already make use of it.  Even some makers of xylophones and marimbas utilize paracord because of its percussion viability.  And, if it was good enough to strangle Nazis, it’s good enough to strangle people trying to steal your chocolate.

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Cartoon of the Day

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Picture of the Day

Scott Van Duzer, owner of Big Apple Pizza and Pasta in Fort Pierce, Florida, gives President Obama an old-fashioned bear hug.  Obama had stopped into the place on Sunday, the 9th, during a campaign swing through Florida.  Van Duzer says he’s a registered Republican who voted for Obama in 2008.  Photo courtesy: Pablo Martinez Monsivais/AP.

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Best Quotes from the 2012 Democratic National Convention

As I did with the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, I’ve pulled some of the top quotes from last week’s DNC in Charlotte, North Carolina.  I have to admit that I’m somewhat biased because I’ve voted mostly Democratic in the past 20 years.  In some ways, I consider myself a stereotypical “yellow dog Democrat.”  In Texas talk, that means I’d rather vote for a yellow dog than a damn Republican.  Actually, if a dog of any color was running for office, I’d vote for it quicker than a damn politician.  Nonetheless, here are some quotable highlights from this year’s DNC.

“All they have to offer is the same prescription they’ve had for the last thirty years: Have a surplus?  Try a tax cut. Deficit too high?  Try another.  Feel a cold coming on?  Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning!”

President Obama.

 

“Folks, the Bain way may bring your firm the highest profits.  But it’s not the way to lead our country from the highest office.”

Vice-President Joe Biden.

 

“Ask Osama bin Laden if he is better off now than he was four years ago.”

Sen. John Kerry, Massachusetts.

 

“In Tampa, the Republican argument against the president’s re-election was pretty simple: ‘We left him a total mess; he hasn’t cleaned it up fast enough; so fire him and put us back in.’”

Former President Bill Clinton.

 

“Sure, Mitt Romney loves our lakes and trees.  He loves our cars so much they have their own elevator.  But the people who design, build and sell those cars?  Well, in Romney’s world, the cars get the elevator; the workers get the shaft.”

Jennifer Granholm, former Michigan governor.

 

“Mitt Romney talks a lot about the things he’s fixed.  I can tell you, Massachusetts was not one of them … As governor, he was a lot more interested in having the job than doing the job.”

Governor Deval Patrick, Massachusetts.

 

“Being asked to pay your fair share isn’t class warfare, it’s patriotism.”

Mayor Cory Booker, Newark, New Jersey.

 

“Republicans say they don’t believe in government.  Sure they do.  They believe in government to help themselves and their powerful friends.  After all, Mitt Romney’s the guy who said corporations are people.”

Elizabeth Warren, U.S. Senate candidate from Massachusetts.

 

“‘Start a business,’ he said.  But how?  ‘Borrow money from your parents.’  Gee, why didn’t I think of that?”

Mayor Julian Castro, San Antonio, Texas.

 

“Many names are on the ballot.  So, too, is the character of our country.”

Rep. Nancy Pelosi, House Minority leader.

 

“Last week, we heard folks at the other convention say they want to “take our country back.”  But here’s what I noticed: they didn’t say back to what.  Well, we know what backwards looks like.  We know what happened to middle-class families after two tax cuts for people who didn’t need them; after deregulation of the banking and housing sectors; after the historic recession that followed.”

Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack.

 

“When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects the needs and dreams of American families.  Women leading means that Congress is working to create jobs, make quality child care more affordable and strengthen the middle class because we understand that America grows the economy and opportunity from the middle out, not the top down.”

Sen. Barbara Mikulski, Maryland.

 

“The president knows that the path to the middle class goes right through America’s classrooms.  That was his path.  That’s America’s path.  However, his opponent believes differently.”

Education Secretary Arne Duncan.

 

“We don’t need a President who fires steelworkers, or says, ‘Let Detroit go bankrupt.’”

David Foster, a former employee at a company controlled by Romney’s Bain Capital.

 

“I’ll admit, I was glad Paul (Ryan) was picked (as the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee).  I hoped it would result in a serious debate about the choice before us.  Then I heard his acceptance speech – it kept the fact-checkers up all night.”

Rep Chris Holland, Maryland.

 

“I have seen firsthand that being president doesn’t change who you are – it reveals who you are.”

Michelle Obama.

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Second Quote of the Day

“The Democratic Convention in Charlotte finally heard a pro-life, pro-marriage, pro-religious liberty message last night – but unfortunately, it came after the official speeches.  For those who noticed, this convention was heavily focused on the issues of abortion and homosexuality, though speakers seemed afraid to utter either word.  On his radical social agenda, the President did not disappoint.  He explained that the only politicians who can talk about marriage are those like himself who wish to redefine it out of existence.”

Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, on gay marriage.

At least all those goddamned queers have a punter on their side!

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First Quote of the Day

“I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life.  They won’t come into your house and steal your children.  They won’t magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster.  They won’t even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population – rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children.”

Chris Kluwe, punter for the Minnesota Vikings on gay marriage.

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