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Worst Quote of the Week

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“I’m not going to engage in the back and forth and the attacks.  Several Democrats have demonstrated a willingness to attack me by name.  I’m not going to engage in that argument.  I’m going to stay focused on what I think Texans want me to stay focused on, which is the substance of the job.”

Sen. Ted Cruz, in response to a question from Dallas Morning News reporter Todd Gillman on whether or not he admired the late Sen. Joe McCarthy.

A simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ couldn’t suffice?

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Stupid Quote of the Week #3

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“I am concerned that the size of some of these institutions becomes so large that it does become difficult for us to prosecute them when we are hit with indications that if we do prosecute – if we do bring a criminal charge – it will have a negative impact on the national economy, perhaps even the world economy.  I think that is a function of the fact that some of these institutions have become too large.”

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, in testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee, later emphasizing that he was speaking generally.

Holder had been subpoenaed to testify about the fraud and money laundering case involving banking giant HSBC (formerly Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation).  HSBC has been accused of laundering money for Mexican and Columbian drug cartels; interesting, once you realize the company was founded in 1865 by opium merchants.

If I’m arrested for robbing a convenience store of $100, I suppose I could say I shouldn’t be prosecuted because I’m caring for my elderly parents.  While HSBC paid a record $1.92 billion in fines, none of their senior level officials have been imprisoned.  Holder’s claim makes him sound like a Republican businessman!  From Texas!

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Stupid Quote of the Week #2

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“Dear Joe, Jack in the Box restaurants will likely drive customers away if they continue advertising in a manner that offends parents.  Their newest commercial has Jack telling his son how he met his mother at a rock concert.  In a flashback, just as she is about to lift her shirt exposing herself to Jack, the ad ends but leaves nothing to the imagination.  Even though Jack in the Box is not located nationwide, One Million Moms has received numerous complaints from concerned parents and could not ignore this issue.  It is important to let people know how they market their restaurant so they do not patronize the fast food chain while on vacation.  Jack in the Box needs to know we do not approve!”

One Million Moms, in an email to the Joe.My.God blog, complaining about the latest Jack in the Box commercial.

Meanwhile, on March 1, filmmakers Lori Silverbush and Kristi Jacobson released “A Place at the Table,” a documentary that asks why 50 million people (including 17 million children) in the U.S. suffer from food insecurity.

Like most conservative groups, One Million Moms (a.k.a. ‘Housewives with Nothing Better to Bitch About’) has its priorities skewered.

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Stupid Quote of the Week #1

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“Let me remind the gay rights fanatics, North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way.  There’s a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.  When the full communist revolution gets underway [in America], why do you think Homeland Security is stockpiling billions of rounds of hollow point ammo?  It’s not to protect you and me.  They’re setting up ammo depots for Obama’s commie army.”

– Pastor Rick Wiles, of TruNews Radio, who has said (among many other things) that God will send a scourge of locusts to take out President Obama and that IRS SWAT teams will start shooting at people attending church.

Is he serious?  I didn’t know the IRS has its own SWAT team!  Cool!  Maybe they can finally invade Wall Street!

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Stupid Quote of the Week #2

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“You’ve got African-Americans.  You’ve got Hispanics, and you’ve got a bag full of money.  Does that tell you – a light bulb doesn’t go off in your head and say, ‘This is a drug deal?’”

– Sam L. Ponder, assistant U.S. attorney for the Western District of Texas, in reference to the case of Bongani Charles Calhoun.

Calhoun, who is Black, went on a road trip with some friends who planned to purchase cocaine.  The drug dealers turned out to be undercover Drug Enforcement Agency operatives.  Calhoun was arrested along with the others, but insisted he had no knowledge of the drug buy.  Ponder questioned the validity of Calhoun’s ignorance.  Calhoun filed suit, claiming his arrest was racially motivated.

Ponder’s comment incited a strong retort from Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, the court’s first Hispanic member.  “By suggesting that race should play a role in establishing a defendant’s criminal intent, the prosecutor here tapped into a deep and sorry vein of racial prejudice that has run through the history of criminal justice in our nation,” she said.

I suppose, if I saw a group of Caucasian folks at a shooting range (and there are plenty of them in Texas), I could reasonably assume they’re White supremacists out to assassinate President Obama.  If you know anything about Tea Party Republicans in Texas, that’s not too outlandish a scenario.  But, it’s still a racist assumption.  It’s the kind of bigoted crap Blacks and Hispanics have had to deal with for decades; that we’re criminally inclined and – if we’re groups especially – it should be assumed we’re up to no good.  It doesn’t matter that Calhoun probably knew what his friends were doing.  But, a federal prosecutor should know better than to make such a blatantly racist comment like that.  But, if he’s a Republican from Texas, that shouldn’t come as a surprise.

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Stupid Quote of the Week #1

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“Now, I don’t think that’s attributable to the fact that it is so much clearer now that we need this.  I think it is attributable, very likely attributable, to a phenomenon that is called perpetuation of racial entitlement.  It’s been written about.  Whenever a society adopts racial entitlements, it is very difficult to get out of them through the normal political processes.”

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, during oral arguments about the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

The U.S. Supreme Court is reviewing the Act because of a lawsuit brought by Shelby County, Alabama.  Attorneys for Shelby County claim that the Act has essentially worn out its welcome because the nation has a biracial president and plenty of non-Caucasians in positions of power.  If it isn’t for the fact that the state of Alabama has a vitriolic history of voter suppression and intimidation, the lawsuit might have some validity.  But, the images of White police officers beating Black people protesting for their right to vote keeps swinging through my mind.  Despite the election of Obama, some Republican-dominated districts have made an attempt in recent years to reconfigure some areas that could ensure GOP wins.  Many of these areas are in the Southeastern U.S. where – if anyone has done their research – racial discrimination was more entrenched just a half century ago.  Selma, Alabama is the site of one of the most vicious attacks on unarmed citizens by police in U.S. history.

It doesn’t surprise me that Scalia would make such a statement.  As far as I know, he’s never experienced firsthand the feeling of a water hose against his face just because he wanted to be treated as a human being.  Then again, neither have I.  But, the Voting Rights Act and its predecessor, the 1964 Civil Rights Act, were meant to ensure that.  I guess Scalia – sitting up on his ivory throne – still hasn’t figured that out.

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“O that the murderous effect of abortion in the Black and Latino communities, destroying tens of thousands at the hands of White abortionists, would explode with the same reprehensible reputation as lynching.”

— John Piper, a minister quoted on Heartbeat International’s Urban Initiative web page.  The organization runs “pregnancy crisis centers.”  Critics note that many of the centers offer inaccurate information about abortion and contraception and exist primarily to persuade pregnant women not to terminate a pregnancy.

That’s ingenious!  Convince poor colored women that abortion is just a Caucasian-inspired plot to annihilate them the same way Custer killed off all those Indians!  I’m sure Heartbeat International offers plenty of information on how they’ll help these women care for the kids once they’re born, too.

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God Could Have Saved the Little Critters, If You’d Invited Him Back!

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“You know the question’s gonna come up, where was God?  I thought God cared about the little children, God protected the little children.  Where was God when all this went down?  And here’s the bottom line: God is not gonna go where he’s not wanted.  Now we have spent, since 1962, this, we’re 50 years into this now, we have spent 50 years telling God to get lost.  Telling God, we do not want you in our schools, we don’t want to pray to you in our schools, we don’t want to pray to you before football games, we don’t want to pray to you at graduation, we don’t want anyone talking about you in a graduation speech.  We’ve kicked God out of our public school system.  And I think God would say to us, ‘Hey I’ll be glad to protect your children, but you’ve gotta invite me back into your world first.  I’m not gonna go where I’m not wanted.  I am a gentleman.’”

– Bryan Fischer, of the American Family Association, blaming the Connecticut shootings on the lack of prayer in schools.

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No, It’s the Damn Evolutionists!

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“We get all up in arms about 20 children being shot in a day care but we don’t give one good-glory rip about the 4,000 that were removed violently from the wombs of their mothers [in abortion procedures] the same day.  I believe they use children and Christmas and all that to pull on our heart strings about gun control.  That’s what it’s all about.”

– Pastor Sam Morris, of Old Paths Baptist Church in Fayetteville, Tennessee, about the Connecticut massacre.

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It’s the Damn Queers and Abortionists, I Tell You!

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“Our country really does seem in complete disarray.  I’m not talking politically, I’m not talking about the result of the November 6th election.  I am saying that something has gone wrong in America and that we have turned our back on God.  I mean millions of people have decided that God doesn’t exist, or he’s irrelevant to me and we have killed fifty-four million babies and the institution of marriage is right on the verge of a complete redefinition.  Believe me, that is going to have consequences too.  And a lot of these things are happening around us, and somebody is going to get mad at me for saying what I am about to say right now, but I am going to give you my honest opinion: I think we have turned our back on the Scripture and on God Almighty and I think he has allowed judgment to fall upon us.  I think that’s what’s going on.”

– James Dobson, founder of the conservative Christian group Focus on the Family, opining on the Connecticut school shootings.

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