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Dumbass Quote of the Week 2

Gohmert keeping East Texas safe from Islamicized Hispanic types.

Gohmert keeping East Texas safe from Islamicized Hispanic types.

 

“We know Al Qaeda has camps over with the drug cartels on the other side of the Mexican border.  We know that people that are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanic [sic] when they are radical Islamists.  We know these things are happening.  It is just insane not to protect ourselves, to make sure that people come in as most people do … They want the freedoms we have.”

– U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, warning that “radical Islamists” are being “trained to act like Hispanic[s]” and cross the U.S. – Mexico border.

Damn!  I should have known that wearing diapers on your head and riding camels wasn’t the new ‘Mexican thing!’  Now, I’ll be forced to look at all other Hispanics – especially those dark-skinned ones – in a different beer sign light!  Hell, some of them may be in my own family!   When will the madness stop?!

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Dumbass Quote of the Week 1

Hansen surrounded by apparently clueless vaginas.

Hansen surrounded by apparently clueless vaginas.

“There were two critical ingredients missing in the illustrious stories purporting to demonstrate the practical side of retreat.  Not that retreat may not be possible mind you.  What could possibly be missing from those factual tales of successful retreat in VT, Germany, and the bowels of Amsterdam?  Why children and vaginas of course.  While the tales relate the actions of a solitary male the outcome cannot relate to similar situations where children and women and mothers are the potential victims.”

– New Hampshire state Rep. Peter Hansen, in an argument against repealing that state’s “stand your ground” gun law.

Guns, vaginas…hm.  That’s actually a dangerous combination – especially one week out of the month.  Hansen later apologized in a written statement, but said he’d used the word for its mere shock value.  But, you know, that pussy is already out of the bag!

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Worst Quote of the Week

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“If babies had guns they wouldn’t be aborted.”

U.S. Rep. Steve Stockman, R-Texas, on his new campaign bumper sticker.

Well, that just makes a whole hell of a lot of sense!  But, wait!  He might be onto something.  Babies holding guns – not much different than politicians holding guns.  I mean, at least babies are too little to know what the hell they’re doing; while most politicians are too little-minded to know what the hell they’re doing.

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Worst Quote of the Week

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“I’m not going to engage in the back and forth and the attacks.  Several Democrats have demonstrated a willingness to attack me by name.  I’m not going to engage in that argument.  I’m going to stay focused on what I think Texans want me to stay focused on, which is the substance of the job.”

Sen. Ted Cruz, in response to a question from Dallas Morning News reporter Todd Gillman on whether or not he admired the late Sen. Joe McCarthy.

A simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ couldn’t suffice?

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Stupid Quote of the Week #3

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“I am concerned that the size of some of these institutions becomes so large that it does become difficult for us to prosecute them when we are hit with indications that if we do prosecute – if we do bring a criminal charge – it will have a negative impact on the national economy, perhaps even the world economy.  I think that is a function of the fact that some of these institutions have become too large.”

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, in testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee, later emphasizing that he was speaking generally.

Holder had been subpoenaed to testify about the fraud and money laundering case involving banking giant HSBC (formerly Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation).  HSBC has been accused of laundering money for Mexican and Columbian drug cartels; interesting, once you realize the company was founded in 1865 by opium merchants.

If I’m arrested for robbing a convenience store of $100, I suppose I could say I shouldn’t be prosecuted because I’m caring for my elderly parents.  While HSBC paid a record $1.92 billion in fines, none of their senior level officials have been imprisoned.  Holder’s claim makes him sound like a Republican businessman!  From Texas!

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Stupid Quote of the Week #2

“Dear Joe, Jack in the Box restaurants will likely drive customers away if they continue advertising in a manner that offends parents.  Their newest commercial has Jack telling his son how he met his mother at a rock concert.  In a flashback, just as she is about to lift her shirt exposing herself to Jack, the ad ends but leaves nothing to the imagination.  Even though Jack in the Box is not located nationwide, One Million Moms has received numerous complaints from concerned parents and could not ignore this issue.  It is important to let people know how they market their restaurant so they do not patronize the fast food chain while on vacation.  Jack in the Box needs to know we do not approve!”

One Million Moms, in an email to the Joe.My.God blog, complaining about the latest Jack in the Box commercial.

Meanwhile, on March 1, filmmakers Lori Silverbush and Kristi Jacobson released “A Place at the Table,” a documentary that asks why 50 million people (including 17 million children) in the U.S. suffer from food insecurity.

Like most conservative groups, One Million Moms (a.k.a. ‘Housewives with Nothing Better to Bitch About’) has its priorities skewered.

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Stupid Quote of the Week #1

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“Let me remind the gay rights fanatics, North Korea plans to send a nuclear warhead our way.  There’s a terrible price to pay for outright rebellion against the Holy God of Israel and your sins are going to get us all killed.  When the full communist revolution gets underway [in America], why do you think Homeland Security is stockpiling billions of rounds of hollow point ammo?  It’s not to protect you and me.  They’re setting up ammo depots for Obama’s commie army.”

– Pastor Rick Wiles, of TruNews Radio, who has said (among many other things) that God will send a scourge of locusts to take out President Obama and that IRS SWAT teams will start shooting at people attending church.

Is he serious?  I didn’t know the IRS has its own SWAT team!  Cool!  Maybe they can finally invade Wall Street!

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