Monthly Archives: April 2012

Pictures of the Day

Cleanup continues in the Dallas / Fort Worth area after Monday’s storms.  Officially, the National Weather Service confirms 13 tornadoes touched down.  I’m still amazed that no one was killed, considering that DFW has a population of nearly 5 million.  Here are more photos from the storms’ aftermath.

 

 

 

 

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Praise the Lord and Tithe Your Soul!

The Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN), which has some 18,000 affiliates and claims to broadcast on every continent except Antarctica, has come under scrutiny for alleged embezzlement and sexual harassment claims by some of its former employees.  Founded by Paul Crouch, his wife Janice and – believe it or not – Jim and Tammy Faye Baker in the 1970’s, the California-based entity preaches a so-called “prosperity gospel,” which promises material rewards to those who give generously.  It’s obvious from the lavish lifestyles TBN executives lead that the prosperity part is purely subjective.  It’s amazing how people keep falling for these goons.  Like the Roman Catholic Church, Christian evangelicals always screw people out of their hard-earned money; that is, people who can least afford to get screwed.

Proverbs 28:6 “Better a poor man whose walk is blameless than a rich man whose ways are perverse.”

I mean, who needs a pedophile priest looking out for your kids when you have this bitch!

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April 4, 2012 – 260 days Until Baktun 12

Survivalist Tip:  The tornadoes that struck the Dallas / Fort Worth metropolitan area remind me of the importance of creating a tornado survival kit, which is akin to a hurricane survival kit.  Consider that the indigenous peoples of North America have lived with these types of weather phenomenon for thousands of years and you’ll realize how important it is to be prepared for such a disaster.  This is especially important, since there’s a good likelihood the Earth’s axes will shift dramatically, which in turn, could generate plenty of tornadic winds.  The Mayans and other Indigenous Americans respected the power of these storms and never tried to control them like Europeans did.  That explains why so many of the first European-Americans got their asses wiped out by a tornado because they thought it was just a funny-looking cloud.  And, since they’d killed so many Indians, there was usually no one around to say, ‘Hey!  Don’t be a dumb ass!  Get inside your log cabin!’ 

Below is a basic checklist for any decent tornado survival kit.  This may vary on whether or not you’ll be in your home when the apocalypse hits. 

Purchase or find the following items: 

  • a generator
  • a firearm
  • a permanent marker, to print ‘This house insured by Smith & Wesson’ on the outside of your home
  • a small radio, preferably self-powered
  • a flashlight, preferably self-powered
  • a medium sized pack of batteries
  • canned food or power bars
  • plastic bags
  • duct tape
  • bicycle or football-type helmets
  • rain gear
  • rope (mainly to tie down any hysterical member of your crew)
  • a hand-powered can opener
  • a few small plastic dishes and silverware
  • blankets, preferably those made by people like the Navajo or Cherokee
  • a phone
  • bottles of water
  • a first aid kit
  • money (preferably small bills)
  • a car charger for your cell phone
  • any and all prescription medicines, mainly for the hypochondriac in your group
  • spare sets of keys to your vehicle and home
  • extra changes of clothing for each person in your posse
  • any special food or medicine for children
  • any special food or medicine for pets
  • chocolate

I’ve mentioned most of these items before as necessary in your overall cache of survival gear, but it’s important to emphasize their significance.  And, don’t be a dumb ass when you see a tornado!  RUN!

 

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Senators Seek to Extinguish Navajo and Hopi Water Rights

Little Colorado River

U.S. Senators Jon Kyl and John McCain, both Republicans representing Arizona, will visit Tuba City on Thursday, April 5, 2012, to persuade leaders of the Navajo and Hopi Nations to give up their aboriginal and treaty-guaranteed priority Water Rights by accepting a “Settlement Agreement” written to benefit some of the West’s most powerful mining and energy corporations.

Kyl and McCain introduced Senate Bill 2109 – the “Navajo-Hopi Little Colorado River Water Rights Settlement Act of 2012” – on February 14, 2012, the 100th anniversary of the state’s admission to the union.  The bill is on a fast track to give Arizona corporations and water interests a “100th birthday present” that will close the door forever on Navajo and Hopi food and water sovereignty, security and self-reliance.  In the House of Representatives, the bill is under H.R. 4067 and is sponsored by Rep. Ben Quayle.

S.2109 asks the Navajo and Hopi to waive their priority Water Rights to the surface waters of the Little Colorado River “from time immemorial and thereafter, forever” in return for the promise of undetermined federal appropriations to supply minimal amounts of drinking water to a handful of reservation communities.

The Bill (and the “Settlement Agreement” it ratifies) do not quantify Navajo and Hopi water rights – the foundation of all other southwestern Indian Water Rights settlements to date; thereby denying the Tribes the economic market value of their water rights, and forcing them into perpetual dependence on uncertain federal         funding for any water projects.

S.2109 could thwart any irrigated agriculture and water conservation projects to heal and restore Navajo and Hopi watersheds (keeping sediment from filling downstream reservoirs); to produce valuable livestock and crops for the Navajo and the Hopi, as well as their external markets; and to provide healthy food and active lifestyles for all future generations of Navajo and Hopi children.  This is counter to the U.S. Supreme Court’s 1908 “Winter’s Doctrine,” which explicitly reserves and safeguards the water needed for the permanent well-being and prosperity of the Navajo and Hopi.

Kyl and McCain demand that the Navajo and Hopi people relinquish all rights to the quality of surface and ground water supplies and to legal protection from any injuries incurred as a result of damage to those water supplies in the past, present and future.  In other words, if anyone in those communities gets sick from, say, lead-contaminated water, they can’t sue the State of Arizona or the federal government for damages because they gave up that right by agreeing to the bill.  Yet, the Navajo and Hopi really don’t know the full extent and nature of the rights they are being pressured to waive because the details of the “Settlement Agreement” are not being shared with the public.

Navajo and Hopi water and public health have already been damaged severely by past uranium and coal mining in and around their communities.  Kyl and McCain now want to strip any remaining and rightful legal protections against the present and real dangers of such future contaminations.

S.2109 and the “Settlement Agreement” require the Navajo and Hopi to give Peabody Coal Mining Company and the Salt River Project and other owners of the Navajo Generating Station (NGS) tens of thousands of acre-feet of Navajo and Hopi water annually, albeit without any compensation.  It also will force the extension of Peabody and NGS leases without Navajo and Hopi community input, or regard for past and continuing harmful impacts to public health, water supplies and water quality – as necessary pre-conditions to Navajo and Hopi receiving Congressional appropriations for minimal domestic water development.

Kyl and McCain are behaving like this 1912, instead of 2012 where Native Americans have civil rights as guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution.  But, considering the mantra of hate the GOP has acquired in recent years, this should come as no surprise to most of us.  Still, using the power of the U.S. Senate to engage in near-terroristic threats to any group is amoral and un-American.  It’s appalling that this crap is occurring even now.

I’ve started a petition on Change.org to have this bill removed from consideration in the U.S. Senate: http://www.change.org/petitions/u-s-senate-remove-s-2109-from-consideration.

Thanks to fellow writer and blogger K.B. Schaller for alerting me to this.

 

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Today’s Notable Birthdays

If your birthday is today also, “Happy Birthday!”

Actress Elizabeth Wilson (The Boys Next Door, The Prisoner of Second Avenue, The Graduate) is 91.

 

Author Maya Angelou is 84.

 

Author Kitty Kelley is 70.

Actor Craig T. Nelson (Coach, Silkwood, Poltergeist, The Killing Fields) is 68.

 

Actress Christine Lahti (Swing Shift, Crazy from the Heart, The Doctor) is 62.

 

Singer Steve Gatlin (The Gatlin Brothers) is 61.

 

Actor Robert Downey Jr. (Ally McBeal, Richard III, Natural Born Killers) is 47.

 

Actress Nancy McKeon (The Facts of Life, The Wrong Woman, Teresa’s Tattoo) is 46.

 

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On April 4…

1841 – President William Henry Harrison died of pneumonia after serving only 32 days in office, the shortest tenure of any U.S. President.  Harrison was the first Chief Executive to die in office.

 

1887 – Susanna M. Salter became the first woman mayor in the U.S., elected by the people of Argonia, KS.  Salter won by a two-thirds majority, but didn’t even know she was in the running until she entered the voting booth.  The Women’s Christian Temperance Union had submitted her name.

 

1914 – The first known serialized moving picture, The Perils of Pauline, opened in New York City.

 

1949 – The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) was established by 12 Western nations.

 

1960 – At the 32nd Annual Academy Awards, Ben-Hur took 11 Oscars, breaking the 20-year record of 10 held by Gone with the Wind.

 

1964 – The Beatles set a record by having all 5 of the top songs on Billboard magazine’s “Top 100” chart:

1) Can’t Buy Me Love
2) Twist and Shout
3) She Loves You
4) I Want to Hold Your Hand
5) Please Please Me

1968 – Martin Luther King, Jr., was assassinated while standing on a balcony outside the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, TN.

 

1981 – Henry Cisneros became the first elected Hispanic mayor of a major U.S. city, San Antonio.

 

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Cartoon of the Day

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Quote of the Day

“If I were the father of such a monster, I would shut my mouth in shame.” 

– French Foreign Minister Alain Juppé, in response to a decision by the father of Toulouse gunman Mohammed Merah to sue the French police over his son’s death last month.  Merah fatally shot 3 students and a rabbi at a Jewish school, before killing 3 French paratroopers.

French Foreign Minister Alain Juppé

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Pictures of the Day

Cleanup has begun from the massive storm system that rolled through the Dallas / Fort Worth metropolitan area yesterday afternoon, generating heavy rain and wind and spawning a number of tornadoes.  Amazingly there have been no reports of serious injuries or deaths.  Here’s just a sampling of the tempests and the damage left in their wake.

 

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April 3, 2012 – 261 days Until Baktun 12

 

 

Survivalist Tip:  In previous posts, I discussed how to build a fire, fashion an adjustable pot hanger out of dead wood and cook fish on a rock.  This, of course, is mainly for those who plan to be on foot as the apocalypse hits.  But, these are good skills to know in case you have to evacuate your home and head for the outdoors.  Along with those, you should also learn how to build a small game snare.  Since the beginning of time, humans have used snares to survive in even the most inhospitable environments.  Small game includes rabbits, squirrels and Amazonian tarantulas.  It does not include small dogs, house cats and miniature horses!  If you have any vegetarians in your group, tell them they’re on their own.  Snares are not suitable for capturing apples, potatoes and corn cobs.

The most common type is the “Trigger Spring Snare,” which has 4 components:

  1. The Noose (made from some kind of cordage–preferably wire);
  2. The 2 Part Trigger (carved from wood);
  3. The Leader Line (also made from some kind of cordage);
  4. The Engine (typically a bent-over sapling).

The most effective noose material is wire.  There are many different types of wire that will work, but it must be flexible.  Some examples are:

  • Twisted copper strands from the inside of a lamp, power cords from toasters, microwave ovens, irons, or heavy-duty vibrators
  • Picture hanging wire
  • Stripped wire from car or vehicle electrical systems
  • Craft wire
  • Headphone wire
  • Wire from a spiral bound note pad
  • Wire reinforced bras (make certain no one is wearing it at the time)
  • Wire from inside electronics such as toys, phones and radios

If you don’t have any wire, here are some alternatives:

  • The inner strands from 550 Parachute Cord
  • Shoe strings
  • Dental floss
  • Fishing line

The average length of your noose cord needs to be 18-24 inches for most small game animals.  To construct your noose you need to make a small loop in one end about the diameter of a pencil.  With wire you can simple make the loop and twist the wire back on itself several times.  With string, simply fold the end back onto itself and tie an overhand knot to secure the loop.

Run the other end of the cord/wire through the loop to create the noose.  Then, tie the tag end to your trigger.

The trigger consists of 2 parts: the Hook and the base.  Tie the Leader Line to the top of the Hook and then tie the Noose to the bottom of the Hook.  The Engine (typically a bent over sapling) provides tension to the Hook, which is secured under the Base – until an animal disengages it by pulling on the Noose.  (If some unsuspecting fool like a politician or a reality show TV star triggers the noose, don’t be too upset.)  The Leader Line from the Hook to the Engine can be any type of cordage, but it needs to be strong enough to withstand the initial “spring jerk” and then the weight of the suspended (and struggling) animal.

Every environment is different and unique.  There may not be a sapling to bend over along a game trail.  Or, you may be in the middle of a prairie, field, or desert where there are no trees.  If so, you must improvise – use your bow and arrow set to start shooting wild game.  If you don’t have one, then resign yourself to a slow, miserable death and give your pathetic, helpless soul to the Mayan deities!

 

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